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Title: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Erik Arkay/Evinyatar on March 06, 2008, 04:56:39 pm Go to Google:
Search term: find chuck norris Don't select Search but "I'm feeling lucky" Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Mela Arkay on March 07, 2008, 06:29:15 pm Haha thats awesome
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Hrothgar on March 07, 2008, 06:58:32 pm My favourites.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Time waits for no man... Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Hrothgar on March 07, 2008, 06:59:57 pm And of course..
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris. Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: qom_riyadh on March 07, 2008, 11:19:34 pm Only Chuck Norris can jump on a bungee off the kerbstone.
Chuck Norris stands faster than you can run. Chuck Norris can run with his left leg and walk his right in the same time. Chuck Norris kills so fast, that his victim dies the day before. Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Mela Arkay on March 08, 2008, 04:01:55 am Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.. too bad he never cried.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Khaelieth on March 08, 2008, 01:04:02 pm And this got through the babble filter?! Time for the Khae to start babbling!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Hrothgar on March 08, 2008, 05:07:15 pm It's relevant to the thread mafaga..
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Marcus Kobra on March 08, 2008, 09:36:09 pm all due respect, the Hoff beats Chuck Norris ;D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: qom_riyadh on March 08, 2008, 10:36:42 pm Ofkoz it is; I was just going to admit that Shetland is the Chuck Norris of Cove.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Hrothgar on March 08, 2008, 10:54:57 pm Well some threads are sanctioned even if not related to UO, to preserve the right to chit-chat a little.. Its just upto the admin's to decide what and what isn't sanctioned..
Of course if you lock this thread you'll get Chuck Norris on all of our asses.. so.. Not a smart move.. Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Khaelieth on March 09, 2008, 12:53:46 pm Al-riiiiiiiiiighty then!
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4024/cableguyeh5.gif) (http://imageshack.us) But aren't Chuck Norris jokes rather... old? Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Hrothgar on March 09, 2008, 04:19:59 pm Not old... Classic..
Title: Re: Chuck Norris is back Post by: Kelly Sanderson on March 24, 2008, 09:08:23 pm Thread Locked.
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