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Title: A Pair of Patrols Post by: Linaeus on November 30, 2008, 08:30:50 pm First Patrol
When: 11/26 Where: Covetowne Why: Crop Inspection Led by: Hoagie, Sergeant Attended by: Torrak Keres, Watchman Weh were (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/Patrol_11_26_08.jpg) Weh found several thin's o' interest there! Firs', weh 'appened upon a pile of scrolls that, when inspected, proved ter beh abou' necromincereh an' othah wytchcraft! Weh burnt 'em, 'en stamped on 'em fer good measure. Next, we went inter th'Armourer's an' questioned th'woman there about 'em. Sheh came aftar us wi' 'ah knoife, suh weh Secon', weh inspected th'fields. To our horror, the radishes wer' all missin'! Weh questioned 'ah passerby about 'et, since e' had 'ah rather fat lookin' horse with 'im, but e' nay knew nothin'. Dis man joined the Vesper Militia a' trainin' later. Foinalleh, weh foun' 'ah bunch o'fallen bouldars. Aftar inspectin' 'em fer 'ah bit, we concluded that they wer' from 'ah rockslide up in th'Glenmores. Loot: - 10 carrots - 6 onions - 2 chunks of iron ore - 25 heads of cabbage - 0.5 heads of lettuce *signed sloppily* Torrak Keres, Title: Re: A Pair of Patrols Post by: Linaeus on November 30, 2008, 08:37:21 pm Second Patrol
When: 11/30 Where: Altmere Why: Sense of Duty Led by: Torrak Keres, Watchman Attended by: Mohamed Tereas, Recruit 'Ah found som' random funneh-speckin' 'cruit wha's name be Moe 'er som'at outside the Barracks, so 'ah took 'im on 'ah Patrol. Turns out 'es from th'Compassion Desert, an' 'as onleh been in th'armeh fer 'ah week 'er two (maybe three.). (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/Patrol_11_30_08.jpg) Weh' bashed som' headless 'uns hypothetical 'eads in, kicked som' ogres in th'groin, tossed som' Brigands into th'bay, kicked 'ah few rats about, cut off 'ah troll's legs, an' savagely beat a gypsy on acciden'. Then 'ah tested th'cruit's navigational skills. I challenged 'im to a race back ter the Barracks! He Lost. We then divided up th'gold evenleh. It totalled 2440, so 'ah split it inter thirds. One third wen' ter th'Coffers, an' the res' went t'the two o' us. Gold for the Coffers: Roughly 1,500 *signed sloppily* Torrak Keres, Watchman |