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Title: Epic Training (Task ~ Training Instructor) Post by: Linaeus on December 16, 2008, 04:53:15 pm Where: The Barracks
When: For A Period Of 4 Hours Last Night Why: To Celebrate Victory Over Some Greenskin Led By: Torrak Keres, Mercenary Assisted/Attended By: Hoagie, Sergeant Kurt, Mercenary Kathrine, Mercenary Recruit Nicholi, Apparently Still A Dragoon Kas Valentine, Veteran Mercenary * Hoagie, Kathrine, and Kas all assumed command of the training at certain points. (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/Training_12_15_08.jpg) Topics Covered: - The many uses of various weapons and sharp and/or pointed objects. - How best to coordinate the uses of these weapons. - Coordinating attacks (See: "The Keres Manoeuvre") - Physical Fitness - Obeying Orders With Speed And Precision - Ye Olde Combat Crawl - Leadership - Going Mad With Power, And Why You Shouldnt - Dancing, namely around Kas - Impersonating Enemy Soldiers - Impersonating Allied Soldiers - Impersonating Ourselves - Free For All Combat, And The Importance Of Not Attacking Keres First - The Proper Method Of Resting After A Long Training We'd just smashed some runt o' an orc, so weh decided ter celebrate with a training. It wound up bein' long as th'void. It lasted suh long, 'ah had ter pass command to Hoagie, Kas, and then Kathrine t'keep thin's going. We randomly started physical training, then suddenly changed to combat training, and back, then to something completeleh differen' just to keep the men on their toes. The most importan' thing weh did, though, was develop the "Keres Manoeuvre", a foolproof way of dealin' with runners. What 'cher do is get yeself a mage, and have them paralyze yer foe. Then the mage starts whipping up 'ah combination of that exploding spell and tha' one that makes 'ah pillar of foire. Then, as he's attacking the paralyzed foe, the rest of you attack with all your strength. Gets 'em evereh time if 'ets done roit! *signed sloppily* Torrak Keres, Training Instructor Extraordinaire and Mercenary Title: Re: Epic Training (Task ~ Training Instructor) Post by: Raiden Morana on December 16, 2008, 11:18:40 pm Damned good stuff Keres!
That's what we need and more of it! *signed* Raiden, Commander. |