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Title: The Hats - Defeated Post by: Linaeus on December 20, 2008, 01:47:05 am (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/Lesos_Demise.jpg)
Led by: Torrak Keres, Mercenary Attended by: Tyrael Styx, Mercenary Ordered by: Some Churchie Targeted At: Sammy Hagar, Notorious "Hat" What was done: - Threw a shield at him. - Kicked him repeatedly, savagely. - Likely broke his middle finger. - Dropped a table on him. - Angered a cat then dropped it on his face. - Knocked him out. - Tied him to a tree. - Slathered him with jam. - Slathered his hat with jam. - Pinned his hat to a nearby tree. - Threw a snowball at him. - Casually sauntered away. Why: - ??? - He was carrying illegal substances. How: - With astonishing skill and efficiency. *signed sloppily* Torrak Keres: Mercenary, Destroyer of Hats |