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Title: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Maccen on October 07, 2009, 11:07:16 pm ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! I Maccen Korten draw your attention to an ELF, an ELF WOMAN no less!! An ELF WOMAN whose growing PARANOIA and REBELLIOUS nature have caused a MAN his position and compromised his GOOD name. I ask is this FAIR!? That DELUSIONS and PARANOIA, from someone of QUESTIONABLE ETHICS and motives should be able to cause a MAN such a blow!? She hath spoke out about The Baron's Tax, SHAMEFUL in FORSAKING her Duties whilst Olchafa has done ALL of his to the letter. Poor Olchafa Serpernt, shamed this way and driven to drink! The humanity oh The INHUMANITY, a human male shamed by an elf female!? I speak of ALIRYL TREFNWYD, elf sneak, forsaker of duties, shamer of men!! Finally she has gone too far!! She stomps on and spits on The Baron's Name by comspiring to shame and besmirk the good names of taxmen. Starting with a man close to her and her own councils! I ask ye is this FAIR!? NO!! The trappings of power have consumed her!! Before long she will have all of us arrested! Under what charges?? Suspicion of Avatarianism!? Elf sneak and schemer I name her!! Citizens BEWARE!! Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Garak Nightchill on October 08, 2009, 02:44:48 am *Nailed below the posters above, written in fancy writing*
At last! The Elven Liberation Front has a Champion! All hail Scout Corporal Aliryl Trefenwyd and her bold strike against the elf-hating Baron Octiovus and his vile band of thuggish taxmen! Already she has had one taxman named, shamed and cast out! Death to Olchafa "Miller's bane" Serpernt! Death to Octiovus "Elf-Crusher" Von Richter! Down with the Church! Equality for elves! Arise and join us, arcanist brothers! No more taxes! Mourn for King Casca! Trefenwyd leads and the E.L.F follows! An elf of the E.L.F Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Garak Nightchill on October 08, 2009, 02:52:31 am *Yet another poster below the other two, this one in thick, blocky letters*
Von Richter for Victory! Death and damnation to the elves. Arise, all good Avatar-fearing men and women, and stand firm against this elven rebellion against lawful taxes. The elves have taken over the Light Company, throwing out good, honest men in favour of sneaking, deceitful elves. What do they need large, pointed ears for anyway? Why, to spy on you and yours! Do you think you're alone, talking with your wife? You're not. Elven eyes and elven ears are watching and listening to all. Skulking Guardian-spawned faeries looking to steal your hard-earned shillings. But be not of faint heart, for... COVE PREVAILS! Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Kennit Tel-var on October 08, 2009, 02:53:27 am *Walking Past, Kennit Stops and unbuckles his leggings to urinate on a tree*
*Kennit Looks Up And See's The Poster Blinking* Kennit Then Proceeds To Urinate All Over The Poster making it soggy and unreadable One Less To Worry About Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Garak Nightchill on October 08, 2009, 04:55:22 am *More copies of the two posters are strewn about town*
Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Darek Milako on October 08, 2009, 07:09:06 am This E.L.F. will be brought down if targets are the Church and the Baron. All elves are to be caught and interrogated on this organization, Guardsman or not.
~Signed~ Grenadier Milako Officer Cadet of Barons Own Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Aliryl on October 08, 2009, 04:00:07 pm *sees the poster and reads it, wondering who is making this rubbish up and that they better stop soon.*
Title: Re: *Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and public places* Post by: Kelly Sanderson on October 08, 2009, 04:54:25 pm *Sanderson walks past and reads the poster. She does not look impressed to say the least, but she - in contrast - does not write anything on the wall. Shaking her head slowly, she walks away.*
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