Welcome to Cove

Greetings and Hello future Army Deserter! This guide here is to help you to understand what you can expect from the glorious life of an Army Deserter! Let's get right into it shall we!

Now as you know when you join The Covian Army you are accepting an Oath! What's that?! You didn't take an Oath?!  Well that's because by agreeing to wear a Covian Badge you accept the responsibilities of a Covian Soldier, That badge is your oath!

Now, Deciding to leave the army without officially requesting such is what is known as "Desertion". Since this is a how to guide, I will tell you the glorious life you have to look forward to!

• Public Humiliation- That's right! Your former comrades are perfectly welcome to say whatever they want about you!
• Pain- The Beating of a Traitor is a Covian Passtime, You will be honored to be part of it!
• Travel Options- You can go wherever you want as a Deserter! Except Cove! See Above for why!
• Freedom- You no longer have to listen to anymore orders! Except the one to put your hands up!
• Room and Board- The biggest perk of being a Deserter are the accomodations! Imagine a room all to yourself for free!

As you can see the life of a Deserter is an exciting one! And knowing what you have to expect I can leave you with one piece of advice.

DO NOT DESERT THE ARMY!!

"A Message from Army Command"

No deserters were harmed in the making of this guide......Unless waterboarding is harm