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Title: Freedom Festival 2018 Song List Post by: Hoagie on October 21, 2018, 08:50:56 pm From the band "A Scale Model Of Van Cocidus' Head"
Bonfire We’ve got boys in red and the Grenadiers They’re at each other’s throats and it’ll end in tears The Yewish catch wind of it and drop their shears Ready for the most fun they’ve had in years Library burning Library burning A Covian bonfire or a centre of learning? A bag of orange potions and ten thousand books A bone dry treaty and a couple right hooks We say it’s diplomacy and you call us crooks But you must admire how good our bonfire looks Library burning Library burning A Covian bonfire or a centre of learning? Esca didn’t like that so he’s on the warpath Picking bits of treaty out of the fire’s aftermath But we’ve got a fleet, and he’s got a bath So we’re on the beach in NuJel’m and we’re havin’ a laugh Library burning Library burning A Covian bonfire or a centre of learning? Library burning Library burning A Covian bonfire or a centre of learning? Ettin Stomp Basically just a free jam session. Go on for a minute or so just absolutely rocking out. Mongbat Boogie Mongbat, mongbat, lookin’ for a treat Mongbat, mongbat, lookin’ for some meat Mongbat, mongbat, lookin’ for a nibble Mongbat, mongbat, eatin’ your cat’s kibble He’s gettin’ big and he’s gettin’ strong He won’t be eating that kibble for long Mongbat, mongbat, comin’ for your kids Mongbat, mongbat, comin’ for the bovids Mongbat, mongbat, thinks it’s worth a shot Mongbat, mongbat, wants to eat the lot Warhammer Both just absolutely beating the tar out of some drums for a while. Harper-Morana-Morana-Harper There’s a man with a plan and his name is Raiden Agile like a cat, he’s got more than nine lives More than ten fingers, and countless ex-wives But he’s a pillar of the town, an essential figurehead Before he settled down, he’d taken half of Cove to bed I hope this doesn’t upset him because it’s meant in good fun He’s our beloved Harper-Morana-Morana-Harper Horana-Marper-Marper-Horana Morana-Harper-Harper-Morana Marper-Horana-Horana-Marper Hair that’s long and black, chiseled marble abs Biceps the size of grapefruit, and even bigger bartabs But he always pays eventually, because he’s a steadfast chap Ex-Commander, current Captain, builder of the fleet Handy with a war axe, and faster on his feet A tipped hat from every upright chap, he’s known on every street He’s our beloved Harper-Morana-Morana-Harper Horana-Marper-Marper-Horana Morana-Harper-Harper-Morana Marper-Horana-Horana-Marper |