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Submit ye jokes here!
Ahem...

"What do ye do when a Vesperian throws an explosion potion at ye?"
(OOC: Report him!)
"Pull the stopper out and throw it back!!"

Har Har.....
Come on! Challenge me! I want to hear some good jokes.

S'two Drows walkin' thru the city of Trinsic..

Suddenly one asks the other:

"Can I walk in the middle?"

Hawr Hawr hawr!

Hey! Stop encouraging them otherwise i'll be out of a job!

Anyway...

Two Guardsmen were walking through the orc fort when one said to the other,

"Hey! You said we were going to the zoo!"

Hrmm.... Jester was it?

Commander Eason was walking down the road of vesper when he suddenly stopped and thought to himself.....i want to get a tattoo of a fairy

(not a joke...more of a personal War)

Then eason saw locke walking towards him, bearing the strangest of tatto's. A monkey? By gosh, its a monkey.

(OOC-Northen monkey)

[OOC] Again, you know where the babble board is. [/OOC]

Three orcs are stranded on a deserted island. They find a magic lamp with a genie in. The genie grants them one wish each. The first orc: "Me's wanta bya 10 persjent smarta!" And so the first orc turned into dog and swam off the island.

The next orc wanted to be 25 percent smarter. He was turned into a human, built a raft and got over the island. The last orc wanted to be 50 percent smarter. He became an elf and walked over the bridge.

*signed in elven*
 Khaelieth

*walks upto khaeltih*

Hey, ye stold my joke! I told that joke the other ngiht sir!

*chuckles* With a fair twist though.

oh, sorry...Didn't hear you say it, honest

*glares*
Hmm

(OOC seriously, I didn't see you say it, heard it from a friend, but then it was about blondes instead)

It's an ancient elven joke, not my invention. But I will apologise anyway *smiles*

Tis okay my friend, i am glad a joke has been passed on in the covian barracks *smiles*

time for more jokes
a man walks into a butchers
"excuse me have you got a sheeps head"
"no" says the butcher"it's just the way i comb my hair"


why did god creat adam before eve?
to give adam a chance to speak

how do you kill an entier circus at once?
go for the juggler

Indeed, good jokes, sirs!

a man from trinsic, a man from cove and an orc were all pasangers on a boat when a shark bit a hole in the hull, the caption rush to the passangeres and told them "throw all you can spare overboard we must lose weight to make land!". so the trinsic man gatheres up his chest of little moddles of trinsic and tosses it overboard, turning around he says to his fellow passangers "dont worry there are plenty more of those where i come from". next the orc starts throwing out crates of disgusting orc food saying " this there is plenty of where I come from". the covian walks up behind the orc and watches him for a moment before asking "are you sure you can spare all that?". tho orc nods so the covian shrugs then places his foot firmly on the orcs backside and pushes it overboard.  Turning to the crew he says "what? theres hundreds of em where i come from!"

The Dark Elves' reputation for cruelty, their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for "fluffy"

How do ye save a Drow from drowning?

- Remove ye foot from his neck...

Q) Whats pink and hangs out your underpants?
A) your mum :P

Ur mums pink?

nonono it should be
"Do you know how to save a drow from drowning?"
"No?"
"Good" ^^

fine a kind of peach colour then ..... happy now?

Started to veer off-course into another babble topic.