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Title: I have a cunning plan! Post by: Erik Arkay/Evinyatar on August 09, 2005, 05:19:44 pm *Recruit Arkay is pacing in the Barracks central hall*
Bah! What an impossible mission. I 'ave to slay an Orc Brute to prove my worthiness to Commander Gregor... All by myself... Impossible! Impossible I tell ye! I'll never be able to get me one o' them Brutes without havin' the entire Fort on me! *starts to walk down the stairs when all of a sudden* (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3484/acunningplan2dp.jpg) Muhahaha! It's brilliant! Brilliant it is! *Erik runs off in the direction of the Moongate* After a while we find recruit Arkay near the Shrine of Compassion in Ilshenar (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7141/savages1rz.jpg) Where can I find the tribes that live around here? Where are the Savages? They 'ave somthin' I need! Thay have long ago mastered the art to walk among their mortal enemies, the Orcs, without being detected. I err.. well... ehm... I just need to borrow that special Orcish mask they wear! Pardon me, Savage, may I borrow your Mask? *immediately the savage tries to stab Erik in the back* Wha? Why you dirty little! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7066/fightsavage7st.jpg) *Erik huffs and puffs* Well, that was harder then expected but at least I've got what I came for! The first part of my cunnin' plan! Muhahahaha! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9726/orcishmask4nf.jpg) A few hours later we find Erik back at the Cove Orc Fort Hey! Pssst! Pssst! Hey you! *An Orcish lord comes dashing for the Recruit* Mind if I borrow your armour? (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9016/psst1iv.jpg) *Erik puts on the Orc Lords Armour and the Orcish Mask* Muhahaha! Those blithering fools will never know what hit them! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3983/orcarkay5hi.jpg) Careful now lad! Careful! Mustn't let them suspect something! I better blend in a bit! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8712/undercover9kx.jpg) Now....Where is that Orc Brute? It has to be here somewhere! Commander Eason told me I'd recognise 'im when I saw 'im. (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4189/orcbrute2gh.jpg) By the Avatar! That thing is more then thrice the size of me! Well, doesn't help sniggering about it. I better start proving my worthiness if I ever want to join the Grenadiers! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3196/ripsmaskoff7pz.jpg) (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9671/forcove6wi.jpg) The gamble worked off. Erik had been able to infiltrate the Orcish Fort without being detected but now he's in for a pickle. *Orcs come dashing from all directions screaming and shouting and they don't look like they want to discuss table manners* Better turn tail now! *runs off shooting arrows behind him* Blimey! I've got the entire Fort on my tail! (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4125/battleorc0dk.jpg) *Erik shoots arrows like a madman trying to stay ahead of the persuing mob* (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5474/battleorc25th.jpg) *Finally the Orc Brute falls dead with several arrows stuck in his skull* (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/488/deadorc8ye.jpg) Roight! Now te get rid of ye lot! *Erik looks menacingly at the other Orcs still chasing him* Not so brave now eh, without ye big brother? *A few minutes later Erik can finally claim his prize* (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8081/deadorcgood2pr.jpg) (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1852/orchead1va.jpg) I better keep this brute's head to show to Commander Eason. He should be most pleased indeed! I wonder if I should tell him about the tactics I used though. *rubs chin* Maybe I should just say I single handedly wiped out the entire garrisson? *stiffles a grin* Nay nay, It's always good to have.... a cunning plan! [OOC: Erik can't write yet. So the 'report' is told as it happened instead of written] Title: Re: I have a cunning plan! Post by: Clovis on August 09, 2005, 05:44:39 pm Masterfully done, Mr Arkay. Not terribly BRIGHT, these orcs, but they do tend to overcompensate in terms of brutality.
*muses* "I... have a cunning plan!" What a delightful little turn of phrase that is. Not sure why... just has a nice ring to it. Remind me to use it sometime, just before I'm about to think of something appropriately brilliant... Title: Re: I have a cunning plan! Post by: Gregor Eason on August 10, 2005, 04:50:32 pm *Arkay hands Eason the Brute's skull*
Yuck! Good work, Arkay! *thinks to himself; "Wonder how he managed that..."* *ponders* (OOC: Hahah! Exceptional work *Grins*) Commander Eason, Cove Militia & Baronship Council Title: Re: I have a cunning plan! Post by: Calico on August 10, 2005, 06:47:39 pm *grinning slyly as she listens in from the shadows*
That's why I alwayes keep a few orc halms locked away.... just in case. Smart fellow that Erik. Title: Re: I have a cunning plan! Post by: Althalus on August 10, 2005, 07:31:23 pm *watches from the deepest shadows and muses to himself* hmmmmmm wounder if that un can be trained in the ways of the scouts, he's clever thats for sure and would make a good adition to the divison with thinking like that!"
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