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Title: Townhall suffers a set-back! Post by: Smedly Herbwood on December 02, 2005, 07:53:58 pm Late last night, one of the few workers left on the construction site has an unexpected visitor... [/i](http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1088/sab15su.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) An unexpected visitor that makes an even more unexpected request... (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9784/sab25ds.th.jpg) (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sab25ds.jpg) (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6325/sab32ny.th.jpg) (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sab32ny.jpg) In the early hours of Friday morning, passers by might hear the faint sound of iron striking stone... (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6236/sab47dd.th.jpg) (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sab47dd.jpg) Early the next morning... Foreman: "What the bloody hell do you mean it was an accident, you moron?!!" Smedly: "Aye well y'see, I were workin' 'ere late tryin' t'put in some o'er-time like t'get th'Townhall built quickly... an'... I .... erm... well it were very late an' I were very tired y'see... there I was chippin' away a' th'floor trying t'level it out ready t'lay th'floor tiles. B'fore I knew wha' I were doin' me mind wandered an' I started smackin' away a' them there steps. As I came to me senses like th'stairs jus' crumbled b'fore me!" Foreman: *Raises a suspicious eyebrow at Smedly* "You expect me to believe that you cretin? Get off this bloody work-site and don't return until you've got some more stone to rebuild those bloody stairs!!" *Raises his fist* Smedly: *Rushes off into town before he gets clouted round the back of the head* |