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Title: Valentine's Day Feast - Now at 20.00pm GMT, Tuesday 14/02/06 Post by: Gregor Eason on February 13, 2006, 08:41:38 pm The legendary Swaggers Inn shall be playing host to good ol' Cupid this year as they organise their Valetine's Day Feast! Reopening with a new design, Swaggers invites all!
Expect Riddles! A Kissing Booth!? Gifts for everyone! And the finest champagne the North has to offer! When: 19.30pm GMT, Tuesday (After Bachelor Contest) Where: Swaggers Inn, Vesper Bring: Ye Most Dashing Outfit! Gregor Eason, Exploring Officer Covian Army & Baronship Council Title: Re: TODAY: Valentine's Day Feast - Now at 20.00pm GMT, Tuesday 14/02/06 Post by: Gregor Eason on February 14, 2006, 01:54:11 pm NAKED WHORES
Will be temporarily unavailable during the festivities tonight due to staff being needed to serve drinks. A Veety Valentines This very eve, the Swaggers Inn in Vesper opens its doors to every man and every woman - children allowed, but are advised to put on a deep voice lest we get shut down. Come and celebrate Valentines Eve with the Vesper Trading Company. We'll ooze our love all over you!! Come to experience the love of the great Swaggers Pimpmonkey and his romantic brethren! Come to wonder at the marvels of love! Come to win some gold, so you can pay a whore to be with you next year! Festivities include:- Objective Wooing! - We give you an object, and you must woo one of the judges with a compliment involving the object! For example - "Your eyes are as deep and yellow as this used bedpan" The Giving of Gifts! - Baron Twothumb is tricked into giving everyone romantic gifts! Music and Dancing! - We play music! You dance! DANCE RUMMY! Kissing Booth - One of our beautiful barmaids will give you a good old smooch in return for some coppers! Uncomfirmed Activities:- Carbon dating - Try your hand dating an inanimate carbon rod! So get down to the Swaggers Inn in Vesper for 8pm GMT this evening! And celebrate Valentines Day in style! (free style!) *signed* VTC |