Welcome to Cove

I've been playing UO for close to a decade now, and I've had my share of UO dreams, but I'm pretty sure this was Unique.
I wasn't playing UO, or even "in" UO...but Watching Uo. On the Big Screen. Thats righ,t my Dream was, I went to a movie,
 and playing was an Ultima Online movie. The dream seemed like it went on for ages, and sadly, I didn't get to finish it
(Damn work!) But these are the parts I do remember...
*Huge Battle Scene Commences*

Klion(Played by the Good King from LotR, with red hair sans beard): *Looks at the battle from atop an overlooking balcony): The Loyalist forces are surrounded, they've nowhere to go. You may proceed, Gotrek.

Gotrek(Played by an undefined, small, yet muscular guy): *Bows and slinks out of the room*

-Scene cut-

Vince(Played by, strangely enough, me with long red hair :D I'll post a picture one day..): *Admist a skirmish, slicing and
 hacking eveywhichway with a war-axe, cleaving his way through a crowd of Yewians to get to none other than...*
Joey(Played by William from Pirates of the Carribean, sans beard):*Fighting and hacking as well, meets Vince in the center
of the fight, back to back*
Vince: Fancy meeting you here. Shall we?
Joey: Heh heh..Sure thin', fella.
*Both Dragoons proceed to charge in the same direction clearing a path to the tower Klion was in*

-Scene cut-

*Cove town, its desolate. In a small house its Kazuo Shinrai facing the camera, but only up to his nose is visable, the
rest is cut off*
Kaz(Played by ? ...probably a japanese dude. Or a crazy Dutchman in Japanese clothing, either way): So you'll do it then.
*Behind him is Lyim.*
Lyim(Played by, what a surprise, Johnny Depp.): You know, I don't see a point, I'm almost positive this can't work.
Kaz: What have you to loose, Mister Rashidat?
Lyim: ..Right, good point. *Starts to leave..stops* Just a second. I want one more thing tagged onto our agreement.
Kaz: *Snorts slightly, remains with his back to Lyim.* What would that be?
Lyim: If one of them die, they get to become my Zombie Butler.
Kaz:...Done.

-Scene cut-

This is where it gets fuzzy. A lot of stuff happened here, but I can't remember, Anyways, on with the show.



*Hoagie (played by Owen Wilson with black hair) is surrounded by several platemailed Guards in the middle of a field,
keeping his sword outstretched. One guard Dives at Hoagie's back with a Halberd, and Hoagie quickly raises his sword and cuts
The Yewians Throat. As more guards surround him, suddenly a horse comes charging through, crushing two guardsmen on the way
in, scooping up Hoagie, and crushing one more on the way out. They charge in the direction Vince and Joe went. The rider is
Nicholi(no actual actor, looked like a young Anthony Hopkins)
Nich: See?! What would you do without me?!
Hoagie: Be getting a medal for killing fifteen guards on my own...

-Scene cut-


More fuzz. Sorry.

Vince and Joe are standing in some great Hall, with only Klion before them, unarmed and not looking particularly threatening.

Klion: I'm afraid this is the end of the line, peasants. You've taken far too much, Yew is where I draw the line. Gotrek!
*A legion of armored guards pour down two opposite steps and line up in fron of Klion, platemailed head to toe, Gotrek in
front.*

*Vince and Joe grip the weapons tighter. Klion escapes away, and the two factions engage in battle, Matrix-esque, Yewian
guts and gore flying about, when even more pour down the stairs. Vince and Joey are surrounded, and eventually engulfed in
Guardsmen. Suddenly...*

Kal Vas Flam Corp Por Vas Flam In Nox In Bal Nox In Sar (All at the same time, in different pitched voices)

*The metal doors fly open, and behind them hundreds of fireballs, energybolts, and various spells pour into then Hall and
slaughter the remaining Yewian, nearly destroying the entire Hall. Vince and Joe stand, brush off, their armor completely
torn and wasted, and glance to the door... Several cloaked mages, Lyim Among them, with dollarsigns in his eyes.*

Thats it folks, sorry I can't remember any more. Hopefully I'll have part two tonight :D

Btw...if you had to pick...who would your character be played by? just a thought XD

i would want will ferrel to play me...dunno y....hes just my fav actor..hehe

Thats quite amusing...who would play Mela..I have no clue really...Help me out here guys!

that girl that played Elektra off the movie Elektra..shes bad ars

(http://www.moviesforguys.com/movieimages/elektra.jpg)

Her?  Actually yes i'd agree..she uses a sai too:D

see...i knew it..she would fit Mela perfect

Colin Farrell with long ginger hair for Joey i think, definately  ;D

(http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/colin+farrell.jpg)(http://www.irishbadboy.com/galerie/films/filmsproduction/alexandre/colin_farrell.jpg)

The second picture is hot but the first is cringe worthy.

Proffesor X. off the X-men would play Octivious....hes perfect...heh
(http://mud.mm-da.yimg.com/image/1629299763)

I would so be, Mel Gibson from Braveheart! I love that movie...
(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/1341/braveh1ul1.jpg)

*drools*

(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/624573/2/istockphoto_624573_fruit_cartoonman_lemon_vector.jpg)

This is perfect for Hoagie..

I would like to be played by Tony Robinson. Original owner of the cunning plan. Partly because Tony is a cool guy. Partly because I seem to be the only one who's a handsome devil IRL and don't feel the need to imagine myself being a moviestar  ;D



(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1488/gallery16tngq3.jpg)

Whatever man, Vinny asked for actors for a UO -Movie-, go figure.

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9594/co9ya9.jpg)
If Bob Sapp was white, he would prolly play John. Cuss he was good at playing big and dumb in the longest yard. Might be cuss he is stupid irl.. or something.

(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8829/2005thelongestyard020dl4.jpg)
Dalip Singh also played a huge moron in the same movie. He doesn't look Johnish but, he would do I guess.

And I myself had dreams of making an UO movie. I already had the intro and a trailer finished lmao

Althalus would have to be legolas from LOTR, Max would be the happy go lucky one from 13th worrior and Hew would be ...... duno open to sugestions

Oh eww Erik!!  ::)

(http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolmovies/sin_city_movie_240)

I forgot the actors name, shame on me but he should be Erik..Hartigan. Oooh yes.

You forgot Bruce Willis? blasphemy! the mans a legend!

Shamefull SHAMEFULL however i think Erik would be better as Hannable from the A team :)


I love it when a plan comes together .......... a great new slogan for you there Erik :D

Russel Crow? He's awsome....Loved him in Cinderalla Man.

For Tiberius, it has to be Sean Bean.

(http://www.southessex.co.uk/bios/images/seanbean.jpg)

I'm not entirely sure who I would pick for Oct' or Hugo, though.

This picture of Ed Norton, is probably the closest you'll get to Eason.
In his younger days ;p

(http://www.poster.net/norton-edward/norton-edward-photo-edward-norton-6201816.jpg)

You never told me Althalus was gay?

As for an actor who could play Kazuo. The closest I get to picking one is Christopher Lambert when he played Raiden in Mortal Kombat. And if not him, well hrm... anyone know a Japanese version of Al Pachino? ;)