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Title: A serious sense of WTF came over me... Post by: Kazuo Shinrai on August 23, 2006, 11:25:16 am ...when I was browsing on the net today and found this website (by clicking on random google ads out of sheer boredom)!
http://umsonline.org/coursedescriptions.htm I was tempted to mail them. "Dear sirs, Do you sell powerscrolls as well? At the moment I am an elder mage and a grandmaster Stoic, however I need the scrolls and training to get to legendary status in both aforementioned skills. Are there any courses you can provide me with and could you inform me of the costs of such?" On which I would probably get a reaction like "mag n med pwrscrolz R 10mil eech n00b!!1 w3 macro 4 u 2 just give u$ ur acc info" But then again, the reefer is good and the spirits are high, so it might just be me. Also, reading this all back it doesn't sound nearly as funny as it did in my head when I thought it up. Title: Re: A serious sense of WTF came over me... Post by: Khaelieth on August 23, 2006, 12:06:36 pm Wizards, Magical Creatures & Adepts, WR106
A look at the characters of fantasy, their functions and purposes and where these characters originate. The mystery school of ancient adepts are also explored. Witchcraft, WR107 A look at early and modern witchcraft, its history and practices. Included are a few spells and rituals that the student can work with at home. Soooo... I can turn teachers into toads? Title: Re: A serious sense of WTF came over me... Post by: John Dell on August 23, 2006, 12:10:47 pm Witchcraft, WR107 A look at early and modern witchcraft, its history and practices. Included are a few spells and rituals that the student can work with at home. "Why can't we do it in class? Teah.. teach?!" "..because they don't work you dimwit. I just like to take money from gullible suckers that think they can suddenly do magic." |