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  Anyone have any weird proffesors?  My Renaissance History teacher tends to *whimper* and *tear up* whenever she talks about something sad that happens in History. 

I don't go to school/college anymore however when I was in school I had a teacher a music one called Mr.Kennedy who sounded and had hair exactly the same as Elvis Presley.
Another teacher used to say "And really" in front of every sentence..

My religion teacher was a processive liar.

My chemistry teacher in my semi-final year actually helped me complete the basic formula for Napalm.
(which would have been my graduation project, had I not dropped out that is...)

I had a fat, ginger, lesbian R.E. Teacher who wore glasses and she was called Miss Evans, looked like a fat Chris Evans aswell  ;D.

Dude, I can totaly picture that  :D

We had a dodgey biology teacher that used to rub "himself" against his desk.

So we used to dust the edge of his desk with chalk from the board rubber and he'd walk around all day with chalk on his crotch!!!

The other teachers knew but they never said anything.:D

We had another teacher who used to throw the board rubber at us if we talking - Gah!

I guess all R.E. teachers are a little weird but ours wore open toe sandals, flares, a  tweed jacket and a permanent grin.  :o

No wonder I went from A's in the first years to Gah! in the sixth form :P

My English teacher in highschool used to impersonate a really cheesy British accent when she read stories that were set in England or Colonial America. She was kind of eccentric like that but I thought it was fun and interesting.

I remember one teacher, back in elementary school when I was about seven or eight, who everyone feared. His name was Mr. Rhone, and he was tall and had the scariest face you've ever seen. Rumor had it, he'd spank you with his paddle if you so much as talked during class without raising your hand. (This is back when teachers were allowed to spank kids.) Every kid was instantly quiet in his presence. Glad I'm out of school now!

Allowed to spank? When was that? During the Civil war?

I had this teacher that didnt send you to the principal but to the toilet. And you were allowed to return. Good stuff

I had a French teacher who had been a Tennants Lager model years back (back in the days when Tennants lager cans had a picture of a scantily clad girl on the tin). 

She was in her 40's when I was at secondary school, I can only assume in her younger days as a teacher she had problems getting taken seriously so she compensated for this by being mega-strict. 

She used to terrify us.  Her reputation as the teacher you did not want was widespread and my class drew the short straw in 3rd year (aged 14-15, we weren't secondary school newbs by any means).  She rarely shouted, I've no idea how she did it, but we used to go into her class on a Friday afternoon for the weekly test with adrenalin pumping through our veins praying we would pass the test.

It was allowed during the early 90s. In America, anyway. THE LAND OF THE FREE.

You Euro-tramps don't know what you're missing!

One teacher called Mrs.Brick I used to laugh at with my friends she used to say a few words in a really strange way.

Most of the teachers at my school are half decent; the only one I can think of as being classed as a "Wierd Professor" is a Craft & Design teacher. He's abnormally friendly towards the lassies - and probably about 50 years old. :/

In first grade, we had a teacher named Mrs. Stogner. Everyone hated her though because she was vicious and mean. So we all secretly called her Mrs. Snotner.

Man us kids were so clever.

The teacher who said certain words weird we used to call Mrs.Prick instead of Mrs.Brick.

We scared off our French teacher by smashing her projector and throwing paper balls at her.

We also had a teacher who was an Ex-marine, taught PE, Biology and PSHE, used to teach us how to climb rope upside down in PE.

Good times..  ;D

Heh the aforementioned French teacher got promoted to Assistant Oberfuhrer Head Teacher at another school.  The second she leftthe class we all cheered, which ceased in a hush of fear as she stepped back into the class and stared at us all before walking out again.  still she terrified most of us into passing GCSE French with a decent grade. 

We almost drove the replacement teacher into a nervous breakdown.  Talk about the mice playing when the cat's away.... 

 I remember once Mr.Kennedy the Elvis wannabe had a strop and threw his keys on the floor it was really funny.. the person he was yelling at looked terrified where as I found it hard not to giggle.

On a school trip to Scotland in the 2nd year we had pillow fights at night raiding the other dorms.

The lads in my dorm pwned cos we inserted our bedside bibles into said pillow cases. ;) - Tis the Grenadier way!

The Deputy Head Teacher stormed into our dorm at about 3pm ragged us all out of bed and beat us to the floor with a pillow... yup you guessed it, with a bible stuffed in it.

We took our hiding well and a mutual respect blossomed, or rather we knew not to mess with him again :D

As Joey says, happy days!

How did you find Bonnie Scotland? :D

Back in Primary 1 (in Scotland we call infant school "Primary School" - year one is called "Primary 1") we had a big, scary old hag for a teacher. Of course, we had only just started school and were little kids, so we were terrified. I remember once when someone didn't put their name on a worksheet, and she threw it to her feet and demanded someone claim it. The poor guy crawled along under the table, snatched it, and scampered off. She also had a wierd habit of curling her tongue, and sticking it right out..  :-X

We had a student teacher who hestitated about 400 hundred times in a hour and 20 minutes leston... we counted.

And in another school we had a ICT teacher with the biggest Arse ever.. We called him Mr. Eclipse...

Eben Roichar

Had one once who wasn't good with the microphone. So he kept it just under his nose. People were wasted because... Well the sound of his breathing... That was just... The fact that he found his stuff genuinly interesting  and therefore had a slidely raised breath-rythm only made us crack even more up.

I'm not even going to say what it sounded like...  :o  :'( Just... Wrong....

Did he have a deviant skin color aswell?

Nah. Mostly like my own. Pale from being indoors too much. ;)

I'm currently in my final year and my Bio Chem teacher is named Mrs Choudrey....One day i was sitting her class and she had blood trickling down her leg....when i informed her she ran out cryin'....all the girls turned round and glared at me and it suddenly dawned on me where the blood was coming from

The lesseon is.....Never try too help a woman 'cause they'll bite yer arm off

OH MY GOD SHE HAD HER WORD BANNED BY COVIAN COMMAND!!!!!!111oneone

We have a teacher who keeps looking into the room the boys change in as a joke... *Shudders*

Get in there my son *Winks* But seriously dude..is she hot?

She's gotto be as old as my mum.... and NO!!

Bah.....dont go for those older women mate.....they'll chew you up!

Egads! What kind of school do you go to man!?  :o

Hmm question is.. is it a sheeee or a he? eh.. eh//eh??? get meh there ?   on and what IS a deviant skin tone?? vampire white?... oh wait.... i tanned woops.  ::) weird teachers.. hmmm probably my french teacher in my 6th year of school. She was from Belgium and spoke very VERY little english. we struck a deal, shed trach us frnecha nd we taught her english... god that year sucked arse and my grades were too... thenagain french, the language of my origin and also the second language of my state here in the Etats-Unis (united states) hasnt been my strong point in the 6 or 7 years i studied it in school... I cant speak much, cant follow a conversation, but i read it rather well and find it fun to read the FRENCH directions in the package :)

In regards to Vinces Post above ^......A school that wont end soon enough so i'm gonna burn the lot down.......Tomorrow!       *Pulls ouyt petrol fluid*

My teacher at high school created quite a first impression by saying "2 of you are going to be gay."

A story this guy told me. He went to do a teaching about God and the head gave him the crapest announcment ever... All the kids looked at him with evil eyes and wouldn't listen so he opened the talk by asking...

Raise your hand if you masterbate!

That got everyones attention... Head fainted

I heard a similiar story, although something more geared toward violence like "Who doesn't want to get shot by a machine gun today?   ;D Had quite a laugh imagining it, I would think that Proffesor was absolutely great.

My organic chemistry teacher sounds like Baldrick from Blackadder.  :D

That's awesome. :P

My History teacher has a tendancy to suddenly explode into a shout, even when we're sitting silently and listening intently. Just seems to.. do it at random. Forgot about him!

Ahh, one of the most weird teachers I've met in my short life was my bilogy teacher in high school.

Well, looking back at these days I can say that bilogy was her religion. She REALLY enjoyed talking about all those microbes, viruses, cells etc, etc...

One day she saw that a friend of mine has drawn a cartoon monster on the cover of his workbook. She took his workbook, and yelled at him about his misrespectful behavior. She called him to her desk, yelled at him for few next moments, and told:
"Dominic!!! You should stand up while speaking to me!!" The thing was thay he was already standing next to her desk...

One of the best memories from school these days was an exam, during which one of my colleagues written down a manual to a washing machine... The teacher didn't noticed that, because she was only looking at colorful drawings, charts, schematics etc... NEVER read a line of text on our exams... Of coures my colleague get a 6th  grade (or "A" for our american friends ;) )

Ahh, "those were the days of our lives..." \

;)