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Title: The Murderer of Nu'Jelm and Cove! Post by: Conan Darkmoon on November 04, 2006, 02:20:39 pm N'ujelmian News Hear all about it! "A boy yells in the middle of the path, to all the N'ujelmians walking to work" The N'ujelmian Ripper has been captured! *Hundreds of readers surround the boy, heckling him to give them credit, papers are flying left and right.
I N'UJELMIAN RIPPER CAPTURED by Matthias Londrofellow In a very interesting turn of events the Nu'jelmian Ripper has been captured in the neighboring county of Cove. Not only has the ripper been put in Cove's very small, dirty prisons but he has admitted to killing over forty-seven people, including two Covians. The tiny Republic of N'ujelm is attempting to secure the right to take the prisoner into they're custody, if the Baron Octiovus would kindly release and deliver him. ONE THOUSAND GOLD TO THE MAN WHO BRINGS ME HIS HEAD! Yelled our benevolent leader Twiddlethumbs Mcgee, Prime Minister of our fine republic. The Covian Dictatorship led by Octovius will probably seek the Death Penalty says our Covian Correspondent "The Daily Covian" in Cove either being burned alive, hung from a sturdy Oak Tree or possibly beaten to death by drunken Covian Grenadiers. We shall have to see how this turn of events ends up happening, let us only hope that Cove is able to make sure he will "NOT" escape. Title: Re: The Murderer of Nu'Jelm and Cove! Post by: userjosh5368 on November 04, 2006, 04:58:11 pm They call the Baron a dicator! Hersey'! Lies!
We uphold the lawful freedom and truth'! Signed Demarian Tel'var Title: Re: The Murderer of Nu'Jelm and Cove! Post by: Conan Darkmoon on November 04, 2006, 07:39:11 pm *Eyes the Newspaper* One thousand crowns for his head hmm? Perhaps we can just ask the Baron to have him beheaded and mail the parts over to Nu'jelm!
When is this mans trial? Let's set a bloody date! *Signed* Conan Darkmoon |