Title: Bear Wrestling Post by: Perrin on February 09, 2007, 12:42:24 pm *This report is smudged and writen by an unsteady hand. It smells of ale and has several stains on it.*
Leading: Perrin Attending: Vince Valentine Regdar Was a fine morning. Came into Cove and bumped into Vince and Regdar. We went on a patrol, did some guardsy stuff, then came back to Cove. Decided to enjoy a bit of a real mans sport, bear wrestling! Needed to have a drink first, drink then wrestle, or something like that. Went to the Green Goblin for a drink, but nobody was servin so we went to Trinsic. The Keg and Anchor always has drinking to be being served. (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0010.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0018-1.jpg) Having drinked up some we went off to find a bears. Real men fight bears without armor! Bears can be very mean. Lots of teeth and claws, but you headlock them and they get all whiny and sqealy. (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0036-2.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0048.jpg) **This picture of a "bear" looks more like a pig.....** Found another bear and he put up a good fight! Lots of swagger he had he did. Werent no match for the three of us though! (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0041.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0045.jpg) Went lookin for another (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0054.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0055.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0057.jpg) All of us was feeling little dizzy after a bit so we headed for home. I and Regdar found our way back easily with our fine tuned senses of dircection. (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0062.jpg) Got back to the barracks and found a stinky Ettin waitin in ambush! Made short work of that silly oversized idjit. (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0063-1.jpg)-(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/UO0065.jpg) All in a days work for a Covian Bear Wrestling Guardsman! *Signed Sloppily* Perrin Stonespear, Watchman |