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Title: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: Kelly Sanderson on February 27, 2007, 10:59:48 pm "We'll get a new Ryan. A better one! - Tiberius and Kelly recalled the times of Mr Ryan Greystone. His fear of spiders, his tendancy to scream like a woman and cook really badly. Worst of all, his tendancy to end up in the nude.
Suprisingly, they both missed all of his terrible and ghastly traits he had. So they decided they needed a NEW Ryan, a BETTER Ryan! A Ryan that won't die in the next three years, preferably! A Ryan that can drink like a man, scream like a girl, dive in water troughs, play strip dice, dance like no-one has ever danced BEFORE! Tiberius and Kelly had a cunning plan. So they began to map out their ideal, new Ryan. And this mapping out... Well. It just happened to turn into the real deal... *A large and rather odd poster is stuck to various walls around Cove, and it reads as follows...* Where's Our Greystone?! (http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/5866/ryanbw5.jpg) Tiberius Kane and Kelly Sanderson of the Covian Army has demanded a NEW Greystone! You lacking a drinking partner? Or perhaps lacking someone to scream like a girl to? Come and seek Tib or Kel around Cove to see if you are worthy of being the New Greystone! Do NOT apply if you cannot DO the following: Scream like a woman Have a fear of something furry and wild Drink more than nine ales or rums... Or bottles of wine in some cases Dive in water troughs without a hesitation Run like an absolute pansy Not have a care in the world Play Strip Dice.. And lose most if not ALL of the time Cook drastically Flail at appropriate times. Sinking the covian fleet. So! Come and be a Greystone! A new one! A better one! FIND US! Title: Re: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: Grief Dryfh Gry on February 28, 2007, 12:23:41 am *Scribbles at the end of the scroll, in addition; "Sinking the covian fleet."*
Title: Re: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: Lucas Gabriel on February 28, 2007, 06:20:00 am Oh God why does that sound like Lucas....
Title: Re: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: Kurt Alimar/Markus on February 28, 2007, 11:01:06 am *Writes under neath Griefs scribble*
Almost blow up The Baron, The Barracks, and half the militia on accident. Title: Re: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: Mela Arkay on February 28, 2007, 03:23:17 pm I will be the next Ryan!
Title: Re: Greystone: The Missing Piece. Post by: John Dell on February 28, 2007, 03:34:16 pm *Writes under neath Griefs scribble* Almost blow up The Baron, The Barracks, and half the militia on accident. (OOC: Shadwell did that! :D ) |