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Title: Do not call Dalamar "Ma'am" Post by: Jakob Stoke on July 07, 2007, 10:41:06 pm Do not call Dalamar "Ma'am" no matter how feminine his long silky hair may make him look from behind.
I made that mistake and was ordered to clean the Barracks, fill the lanterns, and refresh the braziers. It was an honest mistake, really. I had seen Mela Arkay around moments earlier, so naturally, when I saw Dalamar's back, with his long woman-styled hair and tight scout leather armor, I thought he was Mela. Mela he was not and I quickly drew Dalamar's ire. After trying to make Greyson clean the barracks for me, I picked up a mop and proceeded to carry out my punishment. It should be noted that Greyson refused a lawful order and is woefully unaware of the fact that in the army shite rolls downhill. Since he refused my order, I made him do ten laps around the barracks instead. Be advised that Greyson is a disobedient sort and requires constant disciplining. I swept and mopped each floor. Placed fresh coals on the braziers, and refilled each and every lamp in the barracks. (http://chavez-in-english.net/punished1.jpg) - Watchman Jakob D'Stoke Title: Re: Do not call Dalamar "Ma'am" Post by: Mela Arkay on July 07, 2007, 11:56:57 pm I see... very..nice.
Scout Sergeant, Mela.E.Arkay. (OOC: Once again.. I find myself chuckling=P) Title: Re: Do not call Dalamar "Ma'am" Post by: Jack Sinist (•̪●) on July 08, 2007, 07:59:35 am I get confused myself at times..
(OOC: Haha, honest mistake! ;D) Title: Re: Do not call Dalamar "Ma'am" Post by: Dalamar on July 08, 2007, 03:45:19 pm Dalamar reads the report and grimaces
[OOC: Why they always laugh at me? Awesome report!] |