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Title: To all those too busy to read books: Book-A-Minute Post by: qom_riyadh on September 25, 2007, 06:33:12 pm My pal sent me this link: a collection of best pieces of literature, condensed to speed up reading.
For example: The Lord Of The Ring! The Fellowship of the Ring By J. R. R. Tolkien Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard Gandalf Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with. Bilbo Baggins It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.) Elrond Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives. (They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.) Boromir Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring. Frodo No. Boromir What have I done? (dies) THE END The Two Towers By J. R. R. Tolkien Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard (Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.) THE END The Return of the King By J. R. R. Tolkien Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard Aragorn We must travel the Paths of the Dead. Eowyn You'll die. (They don't.) Gandalf The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith. (They don't.) Gandalf We must attack Mordor. We'll all be killed. (They aren't.) Gollum Mmmm, yummy finger! (dies) Frodo The Ring has been destroyed, but now we will die in Mordor. Sam Buck up, Master Frodo. (A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.) THE END http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ Title: Re: To all those too busy to read books: Book-A-Minute Post by: Marcus Kobra on September 29, 2007, 07:17:27 am OMG!!! hahahahahaaaaa
Title: Re: To all those too busy to read books: Book-A-Minute Post by: Kado Gael on November 28, 2007, 08:58:08 pm I lol'd very very much here.. infact, I'll call it a roflmao :D
Title: Re: To all those too busy to read books: Book-A-Minute Post by: Pistia on December 05, 2007, 11:57:29 pm lolcats!
Title: Re: To all those too busy to read books: Book-A-Minute Post by: Mela Arkay on December 06, 2007, 08:24:28 pm Mildly amusing.
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