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Children,

I hath noticed a severe lacking of thy standards when it comes to conducting thyselves during Mass, allow me to remind thee of a few necessities...

1.) Remove thy headgear and weaponry BEFORE thou step foot within the house of thy Lord.

2.) When moving toward thy bench before the Mass hath begun, thou shouldst drop to one knee, and make the sign of the Ankh toward the pulpit. Thou shouldst also do this when leaving the Church at the end of the service.

3.) When the Clergyman leading the service enters the Church, thou art to rise to thy feet (An emote of doing so is all that is neccessary, you aren't expected to move into the centre aisle) whilst he blesses thee with the sign of the Ankh, prior to commencing the service.

4.) The correct responsorial to thy blessing is 'Aumen' - Unless thou art being spoken to directly, or hath been granted permission to speak, thou shouldst remain quiet and attentive.

5.) In the event that thou hath not brought a tithe to mass, thou shalt remain behind and pay thy tithe through manual labour under the supervision of a member of Clergy, until thy tithe is deemed worthy.

6.) Thou art not permitted to turn and leave Mass until the member of Clergy hath said the Mass is ended, and thou may leave.

I shalt expect to see better conduct in future, children; and thy attendance tomorrow night!

Children,

Thy attendance this eve was acceptable, though a little lacking, but no matter.

May this serve as reminder enough to bring thy tithe with thee to Mass!