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Title: Shave. Your. Head. Post by: Hoagie on May 15, 2018, 01:00:43 pm There's a single trait that links the most renowned and be-medaled guardsmen in Covian history.
Grit? Courage? Strength? No. Baldness. See the Vesparians, gazing into their mirrors. Funnelling the city coffers into expensive shampoos. Being temporarily blinded by flailing ponytails. It's the road to ruin. Not convinced? Prominent Bald Guardsmen Ahmed al Maktoum Gimbly Grief Dryfh Gry Hoagie Marcus Kobra Perrin Stonespear Shave your head and you may find yourself up for immediate promotion. *Signed,* Hoagie, Captain Title: Re: Shave. Your. Head. Post by: Gary Gallo on July 30, 2018, 12:01:47 pm It is done Commander.
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