Welcome to Cove

How's about we start this off again, i always enjoyed scanning through the old one..

Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (14:26) :
I'm no brad pitt... but i'm a mean flirt...
Tiberius (14:26) :
Your not Brad Pitt!?
Tiberius (14:26) :
Well hot damn.
Tiberius (14:26) :
Why am I talking to you again?
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (14:26) :
I was just kidding, ofcourse i'm Brad Pitt.... Your old pal Braddy! ,eh?
Tiberius (14:27) :
*Nods quickly.* Yes, yes of course. Hah-hah. You had me fooled for a second there Brad.

Now you must die for your part in Troy.

Can't believe Ashley Cotton from Eastenders played the part of Aeneas in Troy.
That's... tragic.

Your in the wrong thread foo'!

*Beats you with a broom*

C'mon people! Bring on the ICQ stoner chats and funny in-game quotes!

Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:14) :
I'm in the middle of intoxicating myself.. but its difficult due to the fact i only have three beers and some crappy liquors..
Tiberius (01:14) :
You and your drunkeness!

Your liver hates you.
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:15) :
Hey i haven't drinked anything since i cam home from spain... an' thass like... *Counts* A whole two weeks!
Tiberius (01:16) :
Weren't you drunk the other night or something? *Eyes you suspiciously.*
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:17) :
*Blinks*
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:17) :
Okay theres a week since i drank..
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:17) :
A WHOLE WEEK!

Octiovus: I'm afraid I love this guild >_>
Shadwell: Not again!

Hoagie/Garand (12:02 AM) :
You know the band Cheap Sex?
Harlequin (12:02 AM) :
Nopes=(
Hoagie/Garand (12:03 AM) :
Searched them on google... Only later did I realise all the possible outcomes -_-

James (11:56 PM) :
I'm done.
Khaelieth [BoC] (11:56 PM) :
*Comes*
Khaelieth [BoC] (11:56 PM) :
Me too!

Roffles!

Dolphins are shit

[Adult Swim]

(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/1460/wantbf7.png)

Joey Lanai (BoC) (05:48 PM) :
My GF gave me the greatest present ever yesterday

Joey Lanai (BoC) (05:49 PM) :
I nearly orgasmed at the sheer sight of it

Vince Redfield - BoC (05:49 PM) :
lol what was it?

Joey Lanai (BoC) (05:49 PM) :
A Student discount card that covers 3 of my favourite clubs

Joey Lanai (BoC) (05:49 PM) :
Any drink, £1.50

Vince Redfield - BoC (05:49 PM) :
hahahahaah

Vince Redfield - BoC (05:49 PM) :
thats the shit =D

I was just thinking of bumping this thread up again.. Cheers joe..

My contributions

Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:29) :
Haha.. The whale is my nemesis..
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:29) :
I bet they are responsible for my cold..
Tiberius (19:29) :
Indeed! They know you are responsible for the massacre of their brethren.
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:30) :
Indeed... *Strokes his Harpoon*
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:30) :
Oh wow.. that sounded naughty..
Tiberius (19:31) :
Haha.
Tiberius (19:31) :
It did man.
Tiberius (19:31) :
I just saw "*Strokes Harpoon*" followed by "naughty"
Tiberius (19:31) :
I thought there was something really wrong going on..



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Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:47) :
*Gasps* Hoagie has a cloak on and for a minute there i thought he was the baron..
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:47) :
The coup has already begun!
Tiberius (19:48) :
What!?
Tiberius (19:48) :
You fools!
Tiberius (19:49) :
*Has everyone killed*
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:49) :
Execute order 66 my lord?
Tiberius (19:49) :
Everyone must be eliminated!
Tiberius (19:49) :
You must kill everyone listed, then drown yourself!
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (19:50) :
Yes my lord!
Tiberius (19:53) :
*Hurls javelin*

 Hilarious conversations. :D

Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1410) :
I'm the king of Rome and above grammar

Devlin - GM [VTC] (07:57 PM) :
Are you high enough to go on webcam topless?
Dellucius (07:57 PM) :
No. But almost
Devlin - GM [VTC] (07:57 PM) :
take more

Cam says:
Of course, this often comes up!
Cam says:
It's like the only topic of conversation for the Baron.
Cam says:
"What would happen if I was a teletubby?"

KatsuJinKen42001: llama, llama....DUCK!
KatsuJinKen42001: is that like a gay duck, duck, goose?
jellyistehroxxor: No, it's l33t Llama dance, dance revolution.
jellyistehroxxor: Duh
KatsuJinKen42001: where's are those feet thingys?
jellyistehroxxor: Feet thingy's..?
KatsuJinKen42001: that you jump on
KatsuJinKen42001: idk
KatsuJinKen42001: those things with the arrows and what not
jellyistehroxxor: I think they're feet pad controllers..
KatsuJinKen42001: whatever... i am not with those new fangled gaming systems

Me and my brother...He's odd...I'm jellyistehroxxor... ::)

Hoagie:

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
My ass hurts. (

Sorry Hugo, just hade to! Made me laugh sooo much!  :P  ;D
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1290/quoteaj7.jpg)

Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (16:46) :
Hey man, i got a serious matter to talk to you about... Let me know when your around, its urgent.
Vince Redfield - BoC (21:21) :
Hey, you wanted to talk?
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:20) :
Yes i did... its quite a serious matter
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:20) :
Is this conversation being recorded or under third party observation?
Vince Redfield - BoC (01:21) :
..Uh, no.
Vince Redfield - BoC (01:21) :
What's up?
Hrothgar/Raziel[BoC] (01:21) :
Oh its nothing important, nevermind

{Fil/Mela} - Times are tough for the old. says:
I made sure to check
John says:
A man with tits is hot
{Fil/Mela} - Times are tough for the old. says:
Wtf?
John says:
lmao
John says:
Not as bad as when i said "i have penis between my teath"
{Fil/Mela} - Times are tough for the old. says:
Wtf?!

John = Wosret from UD!

{Fil/Mela} - James smells like penguins <3 says:
Skype died
{Fil/Mela} - James smells like penguins <3 says:
>.>
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
Oskype ubuntuskype ubuntuskype ubuntuh
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
......
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
...
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
..
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
Oh***
{Fil/Mela} - James smells like penguins <3 says:
..?
{Fil/Mela} - James smells like penguins <3 says:
Wtf was that?

James = Hoagie

If you look carefully, you will see that ashamed looks like Ahmed.

[random person] :
[insert friendly message here]

Octiovus (BoC) :
*no reply*

;)

[John Dell]:
[insert repulsive comment here]

Octiovus :
Oh, hey man.

In other news..

Cam - Achtung, Achtung, ich bin ein Kartoffel zegt:
Hrothgar[BoC] (16:10) :
Btw, Danifae had a miscarriage.. So Oct need not worry there anymore
Cam - Achtung, Achtung, ich bin ein Kartoffel zegt:
The freak is dead.

Cam = Octi

Date : 11-12-2006    Time : 18:56
From : BoC Guildleader
*Flails*

Date : 11-12-2006    Time : 18:56
From : BoC Guildleader
*Screams*

I just told you how I was! This conversation will go on in an infinite loop!

Date : 11-12-2006    Time : 18:55
To : Dodgy Dutchman
Pretty good, life's really on the up now, since a few weeks :)
In short, got a great gal, gonna
shack up, w00t
Yourself?

Date : 11-12-2006    Time : 18:55
From : BoC Guildleader
Not too bad thanks, how about yourself?

Date : 11-12-2006    Time : 18:55
To : Dodgy Dutchman
Hey hey!
How's it going?

edit : [yeah read that from bottom to top]

(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8937/razsleepsinthenuddylf5.png)

Av@l@nchE:
Hello :)
Jenifer Feather:
I'm a boy.
Av@l@nchE:
*DONT_KNOW*
Av@l@nchE:
Interesting
Av@l@nchE:
is Jenifer men's name?
Jenifer Feather:
Nope, its a girls name.
Av@l@nchE:
I am from Ukraine.
Av@l@nchE:
I study English by ICQ.


i get about 20 of these a day.. *sigh*

Kevin De Schrijver says:
The Ardennes....You know....Battle of the Bulge?
{Fil/Mela} - How do you get a boys attention? - Punch him REALLY hard. says:
*eyes widen*

Kevin = Erik Arkay

Vince Redfield -BoC (08:47 PM) :
i dont play for pvp really

Cam - Ich bin ein über Kartoffel zegt:
Hitler: "I don't mind jews really"

Cam - Ich bin ein über Kartoffel says:
I angered the fruit.

About Hoagie..

Hahaha. Well whatever he really meant hes still a fruit in my eyes.

HAHA

Cam - Scarier than Blair says:
Then again, I like to dress up as a zulu and dance around in the town center

Cam - Scarier than Blair says:
Stop fussing about. I can't abide fussing about things like that.

Dominus protector noster! - In Domino spes mea! - Miserere nobis, Dominus says:
*Whimpers.*

- - -

Dominus protector noster! - In Domino spes mea! - Miserere nobis, Dominus said:
*Yells 'Run Tiberius run!' as you run past.*
 
Cam - Scarier than Blair says:
*Runs back, pushes you over, and runs over you repeatedly in petty revenge*

I think this should be renamed the Octiovus quote appreciation thread.

Who's in favour!?

*raises hand*

*Runs Octiovus over with a fifty ton truck and renames it 'Inquisitorial praise thread'.*

"Tiberius/Oct (02:34) :
Well, the good news is we had cookies.
Hoagie (BoC) (02:34) :
Argh, I managed to walk into the door.
Tiberius/Oct (02:34) :
The bad news is I got over eager and took a bite out of one, which promptly crumbled into bits and sprayed itself all over my desk"

Covian command members are dynamic, clear thinking and quick witted individuals who can always be counted on in times of need.

Hrothgar (14:48) :
Take me to your leader
Tiberius (14:48) :
*Hurls you in a bin*
Hrothgar (14:49) :
This means war!
Tiberius (14:49) :
*Fires recruits at Nujel'm*
Hrothgar (14:49) :
Gah!
Hrothgar (14:49) :
*Gets hit by Sir Brian*

Just.. don't get it..

There is/where a recruit called Sir Brian

Yeh, Terrible rp name

Dominus protector noster! - In Domino spes mea! - Miserere nobis, Dominus säger:
Chelmsford, oh my Chelmsford!

Cam - Scarier than Blair säger:
Chelmsford reporting.

Dominus protector noster! - In Domino spes mea! - Miserere nobis, Dominus säger:
Or is it 'Chelmsford oh Chelmsford'?. I can't remember!

Cam - Scarier than Blair zegt:
Well, I've had to turn some people away lately.
Cam - Scarier than Blair zegt:
The sort of people I would have been able to recruit back pre-UO:ML
Cam - Scarier than Blair zegt:
They just tend to melt away.
Alexander \?/ zegt:
http://chimpymonkey.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/4b/4badfe596d59670ee2aa8a916f8a30d727c49bb4.jpg (http://chimpymonkey.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/4b/4badfe596d59670ee2aa8a916f8a30d727c49bb4.jpg)
Alexander \?/ zegt:
Thats why
Cam - Scarier than Blair zegt:
LOL
Cam - Scarier than Blair zegt:
That how our elven recruits look and act.

Dominus protector noster! - In Domino spes mea! - Miserere nobis, Dominus säger:
Pansexual, eh? I hope you don't like sheep as well, then? 

Cam - Scarier than Blair säger:
I'd say they're attractive devils, but I fear I'd get quoted.

Haha.

And that's enough for intelligent input for today I think.

hehe

Tiberius/Oct (18:58) :
*Flails*
Hrothgar[BoC] (18:58) :
*Spasms*
Tiberius/Oct (18:59) :
"Another successful meeting between the Baron and his son"

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9234/erikcraftyzb6.png)*


*Not at all out of context

It was a valid teaching aid *Nods*

THE HORROR! BURN HOAGIE BURN!

 Conan Darkmoon: Sir! I found some illegal drugs near this rock!

  Vince Valentine: Hmm... *Picks it up and smells it* Nightshade..eh?

  Conan Darkmoon: That's what it looks like ter' me.... *Eyes him*

   Vince Valentine: Right well, let's dispose of it... *Starts to Roll a Joint*

Larynda D'Gar (07:50 PM) :
What are you doing? *Peeks*
Harlequin (07:50 PM) :
being bored and wondering whether I should log on Lil again
Harlequin (07:50 PM) :
Yourself?
Larynda D'Gar (07:51 PM) :
Sneakin'
Harlequin (07:51 PM) :
In green or in black?
Larynda D'Gar (07:51 PM) :
Naked
Larynda D'Gar (07:51 PM) :
*Cackle*

I thems two do sex with each other.

Dalamar (01:58 PM) :
bunny can beat chicken!
BoC - Erik Arakay (01:59 PM) :
I'll have my cock run your fluffy bunny though!!!

I deny saying anything of the sorts and hereby recommend Dalamar for the title: Blithering fool!


Edit: Look!! Even my name is spelled wrong! Clearly this is a fabrication of my enemies!

Of course! It's the only probably outcome!  >:(  :P

Roffle

 Mela Arkay: Im off to do ....stuff...

 Conan Darkmoon: Ooh can I come?
 
 Mela Arkay: Sure if you want..

 Conan Darkmoon: Well what kind of "Stuff?"

 Mela Arkay: It involves a brass pole.. and Erik.

 Conan Darkmoon: *Walks away slowly*

Hahaha, i can only imagine *Shoots*

Khae (10:59 PM) :
You pull her, and I will have to stop any sorts of human propagation.
Tiberius/Oct (11:00 PM) :
*Whistles*
Khae (11:01 PM) :
And don't pretend to be innocent! I know you've got that club there in case she resists!
Tiberius/Oct (11:01 PM) :
*Clubs you*

A bit later...
Tiberius/Oct (11:09 PM) :
Hah! I did it!

Hrothgar (23:06) :
Everyone knows i am the true GM of BoC.. your just a puppet..
Tiberius (23:06) :
*Deletes you*

(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7489/dartsisayew4.png)

Camlo Kalandra (Octi) says (02:08):
I love Swedish.

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8159/penisdl0.jpg)

In dealing with members, command act with the upmost professionalism:

Dalamar says:
cheese is discusting ;)
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
What?! Cheese is ACE
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
Can't believe you said that.
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
Cheese is AMAZING!
Dalamar says:
I have hated cheese always, dunno why... I just don't like it :(
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
*Dies* TRAITOR
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
Your no longer Scout worthy!
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
*Fires*
Dalamar says:
*looks sad and goes sit under table*
Mel - "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
Ha! Take that cheese hater!
Dalamar says:
*starts to sob*

I have to agree with Dalamar.... Cheese is wrong!!

I agree too!....exept from melterd cheese on burger and pizza and other stuff....
But goat cheese is great!...oh i forgot.....you non scandinavian dont have it! hahahhahah!

We dont have.. goat cheese..? I think your reffering too Moose cheese.

And yes I'm sure you love the moose but we dont have it.

Pfsch!
What we Dutch don't have, we import!
We make plenty of money from our drug exports to be able to import anything we like, even goat cheese. Now, we could make goat cheese ourselves but sadly all our goats got raped by Muslims and had to be put down. Not being discriminative or anything, it could have been Christians all the same! (although that would be very unlikely)

Camlo Kalandra (Octi) säger (00:04):
Germany: "Hallo would like to ally with you"
England: "Oh hell-.. Ahh, time for some croquet and crumpets!"
Germany: "Dass ist IT! I VILL INVADE POLAND"

Baron Octiovus Von Richter, Ruler of Cove and Pencil Hugger.

"Cam - The Light Brigade says:
Huzzah!
Cam - The Light Brigade says:
My pencils!
Cam - The Light Brigade says:
*Hugs them*"

Charles - I don't have lymphocytes! I've got nymphocytes! says:
What do you think two goblins would do with Hoagie?
Charles - I don't have lymphocytes! I've got nymphocytes! says:
Sit on him?
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
You dont want to know
Charles - I don't have lymphocytes! I've got nymphocytes! says:
*Shudders* They'd go where no man has gone before!
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
In the back door?
Charles - I don't have lymphocytes! I've got nymphocytes! says:
Nono, men have been there before
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
BUAH!?
Charles - I don't have lymphocytes! I've got nymphocytes! says:
Aye, Delc's told me the stories what you barracks types get up to on GC when everyone else is logged off!
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
THAT WAS ONE TIME

He's obviously not mentioning all those times behind the tavern. Rawr..

^_^

*shakes head*

Casa (20:58) :
nah.. your Hoggie. Hoagie is an evil little critter that stole Calico's nickname for Hrothgar - Hoggie.

. . . . . Its decided. Thye whole of Europe is just as insane as America and only popular belief shields them from CNN and its reports on goat bannging  and scivvies worship!!!

Oh but i dont have any quotes :( least not from BoC members, but if I could pull up my old Team Fortress Class/ Day of Defeat chat logs ;) God LGSO where such crazy peeps... but thats casue we had like 6 Cannucks a Swede replacment kicker!!

Hoagie is the bastard son of a meeting between Hrothgar and Calico  :D

I resent that. It was just lying there on the table.

Rúnar Van Helsing is our very own sergeant Hrothgar.

Rúnar Van Helsing says (17:47):
Haha... bird mating..
Rúnar Van Helsing says (17:48):
Bwahahahahaa!
Rúnar Van Helsing says (17:48):
This is good stuff!

......Not surprised..  ;D j/k Hroth!

Bah! There was nothing dirty about it! It was... beautifull...

Hog got his whole computer filled with dirty stuff. Now we know of what :D

Thinking about it sends a shiver down my spine  :'( :'(

I thought you was into birds Hroth, but not that sort.....

  And you know... birds are better than little kids... *Shrugs*

Mela- "I once used to be a powerful watcher..Now i'm an injured dwarf with the strengh of a doily." says:
*Whinge*
Cam - Infinitely bothered says:
*Blocks*

"Cam - Infinitely bothered says:
Tibby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Tibby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

He's off down the pub, drunkenly fighting a Trinsican with a broken ale bottle."

Later that night, Cam continues to show his lyricall prowess.

"Cam - Infinitely bothered says:
They're cool and they're kooky,
Marvellous and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Richter Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Richter Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a Covian shawl on
A horse you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Richter Family.
Cam - Infinitely bothered says:
I adapted it!
Cam - Infinitely bothered says:
Teehee!"

Oh my god he did the same to me!

Me too!


Hoagie (03:48) :
*Attempts to cover it in vaseline.*

I was talking about the sofa.

Another grand Covian victory.

Victory? you mean vasaline on IT is a victory? :/  i really must review my plans for joining the Covian Army :P

Darath/Mongo (04:29 PM) :
Try telling someone that you pretend to be an undead skeleton in your spare time
Dellucius/John Dell (04:29 PM) :
I did that once.
Darath/Mongo (04:29 PM) :
Yea i still havent managed it
Dellucius/John Dell (04:29 PM) :
You wont believe the amount of chicks I scored.
Darath/Mongo (04:29 PM) :
I do hope you joking
Darath/Mongo (04:29 PM) :
Otherwise
Darath/Mongo (04:29 PM) :
Swedish chicks are wierd
Dellucius/John Dell (04:30 PM) :
Well I was joking. However they're blonde
Dellucius/John Dell (04:30 PM) :
So you can't expect much
Dellucius/John Dell (04:30 PM) :
I for one wouldn't be suprised if someone from Sweden said that to me.
Dellucius/John Dell (04:30 PM) :
I mean my hot neighbour plays conter strike
Darath/Mongo (04:31 PM) :
Yea its true. Women can do stuff now
Darath/Mongo (04:31 PM) :
*Shrugs*
Darath/Mongo (04:31 PM) :
Wha'cha gunna do?
Dellucius/John Dell (04:31 PM) :
Give em hell I say!

Ditriteous/Locke (07:57 AM) :
Will you be my valentine?! @}->--
Arkey (07:58 AM) :
Will your eye swell up if I hit it?  :)
Ditriteous/Locke (07:59 AM) :
 ;D
Ditriteous/Locke (08:02 AM) :
Wheres my card bitch?!
Arkey (08:03 AM) :
In your arse....Along with your brain
Ditriteous/Locke (08:04 AM) :
Why are you so afraid to love??  :o
Arkey (08:04 AM) :
....

What the Baron really thinks of his people

Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Was making a sandwich!
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
A sandwich of DOOM!
Bradley says:
Aaaand
Bradley says:
What's in this sandwhich?!
Bradley says:
  ;D
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Well, it's no so much a sandwich as..
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Three slices of brown bread and a random block of cheese.
Bradley says:
Haha!
Bradley says:
The Octoman Sandwich, ey? 
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
A world class special.
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Scotland has haggis, England has roast beef, Wales has cheese on toast, and I have the hobo sandwich.
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
  ;D
Bradley says:
Hahahaha!
Bradley says:
Cove - Home of the Hobo sandwich
Bradley says:
  ;D
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Or just:
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
"Cove - home of the hobo"
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
  ;D

Baron Octiovus Von Richter - Emo of Cove

Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
*Grooves*
Bradley says:
What cha grooving to?
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Placebo
Bradley says:
Ooh
Bradley says:
You like them?
Bradley says:
EMO!
Bradley says:
EMO!
Bradley says:
  :D
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Haha.
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
"Life is pain.."
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
Emo Baron!
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
I'll switch all his colours to black.
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
And he can start to cut himself.
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
And his Grenadier emo guards!
Cam - Watching the days slip away says:
"Your orders m'lord?"
"It's all futile.."

*changes topic name*

Cam - Watching the days slip away zegt:
Making breakfast
Cam - Watching the days slip away zegt:
Brb
Cam - Watching the days slip away zegt:
I have returned!
Maniacski | zegt:
Damn it
Maniacski | zegt:
*deletes threads proclaiming himself baron*
Cam - Watching the days slip away zegt:
*Deletes his account in a furious rage*

OMG hes a Protoss Dragoon!!!

*Gets the joke and laughs extremely much.*

{GRD}Ditriteous (12:22) :
I make an excellent Manwhore!

What has become of the King's mighty men?

wanted for hanging tbh..  ;D

Regdar: I'm bored.
Baron Octiovus: A good Grenadier knows no such emotion!
Gimbly: If you get bored, shave your head.. That's what I do in my spare time.

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5595/hrothgarquoteur1.jpg)


Manluvin' in Covian Command...No longer deniable

Hardly a shocker!

Pzz-munk = Dell

I obviously shouldn't have told Dit anything about it; he already knows everything there is to know on that subject.  ;D

I bet youd feel releaif too if someone took some big obstruction outta yer arse!

...  ???

John Dell says
im a fag!!

Del yous look lost mate!

Stop replying to Johns diguisting manloving and get in Game!!

What the.. WHAT IS THIS!?!

would get in game if I could but im at work LOL!

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2321/pervij9.jpg)
Happened one day in front of barracks

I can't make out the last lines.

Quote this motherfuckers

You are all gay


/drunk

>.>
Regdar is not gay in any way <.<

And the last lines don't matter; it's just Conan :D

Ahem

Last drunk post I made got deleted!

Don't anger the freaky goblin.

And, Dell mate, i'm going to have to seriously think if you want to be my mentor, jees I don't that kind of tutoring!!

Rach. - Heskey. (Happy Birthday Mel!  ) says:
Fuck PvP
Rach. - Heskey. (Happy Birthday Mel!  ) says:
Gonna eat yogurt

Rach = Kelly :P

A chav I overheard at the pub I was at today:

"I can't believe they woudln't let us in that club last night, just because we was wearing tracksuits!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's the funniest thing I've heard this week :D

Hilarious.  ;D

On The subject of giving the army physicals

This is what happens when we have nothing important to do..

Keiran says:
Awwwww
Keiran says:
There is a baby ladybug on my lamp!
Just plain old Mela. says:
...Pansy

*cackles*
I have a nice butt! ^^

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3146/quotebo5.jpg)

Wow...It really doesn't sound right when you don't see the whole conversation....To anyone who is curious.. No that was not a sexual conversation at all....

i MAY have been drinking, heavily, and a hot girl may have danced with me tonite... ,maybe ive been dreaming of her dancing with me since day one... maybe i told her and she thpought that was funny!!!? go figure... women + geeks = NO WAY! lucky i have a 3 years girl ey!? thank CHRIDSYT!

theres a qyote for ya.

Cam - Jam coated villain says:
But to be fair, I was recovering from my crazy ass dream.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
So how're you red Rachael the third?
Rach. - Heskey. ("I've had a bit of a tumble...") says:
I'm ok I suppose. Some crazy Australian dude wrote "I own you long time" up my arm last night. Spent half an hour washing it off. The swine.

What was the dream about? Haha
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
Haha! You got owned by an Australian.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
This amuses me.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
And well, it involved a surprising amount of violence.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
First of all I went to an Estonian military base in Germany.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
And somehow managed to start a fight.
Rach. - Heskey. ("I've had a bit of a tumble...") says:
Uhm.. Violence suprises you?

But.. but.. but! You're Hitler 
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
No no.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
The AMOUNT of violence was surprising.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
Not violence itself. 
Rach. - Heskey. ("I've had a bit of a tumble...") says:
Yeah, as I said. YOU'RE HITLER.
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
DASS IST ALLE FALSCH
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
ICH BIN EIN NETT MANN
Cam - Jam coated villain says:
(That is all false, I'm a nice man. <_<)

Rach = Me.
Cam = Octi.

Mela - You know what.. suck my back! says:
>: (

Sin says:
>: (
Mela - You know what.. suck my back! says:
>: (
Sin says:
>: (
Mela - You know what.. suck my back! says:
>: (
Sin says:
O>: (

Sin = Keiran.

Dalamar says:
But I had orange dildo in UO

Don't you have one?!

Hoagie lubs teh Nich'!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3329/scarqu8.jpg)

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
It gets harder with all the emos

Thats Hoagie..btw

Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
WHY ARE U GHOING ON HOLIDAYZ
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
WHY DO YOU HATE MEE
Rúnar Van Helsing says:
OMG!
Rúnar Van Helsing says:
I LUV YOU MAN!
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
I QUIT
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
EVERYTHING
Rúnar Van Helsing says:
NO DONT QUIT EVERYONE LUVS J00!
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
NO NO
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
ITS TOO LATE
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
I QUIT THE INTERWEB
Rúnar Van Helsing says:
I GO NWN BYE BYE
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
NO WAIT
Cam - Take that, Kipling! says:
I COME BACK
Rúnar Van Helsing says:
ME TOO



The Baron and Hrothgar always engage in meaningfull conversations..

I just have one reaction for emos - a present I make myself. Aka, a fist.

I cry.

*Chuckles*

Man I'm missing a lot it seems...

pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:54):
Israel 4-0 Estonia
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (20:57):
Haha.
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (20:57):
****'** **** *** ** **** ******* *** ***
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:59):
******* Swedish team
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:59):
Prancing around like little *******
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:59):
******* score already
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:59):
******* Zlatan Ibrahimowitch, he ******* sucks
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (20:59):
Overpaid ****

---

Captain Angry = John Dell
Other guy = Baron

I normal discussion between two Covians.

pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:13):
YES!
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:13):
TAKE THAT YOU IRISH ********!
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:13):
Scored?
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:13):
Haha.
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:13):
Have it, Paddy.
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:13):
DIG SOME POTATOES!
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:14):
"It's an outrage!"
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:14):
**** right ********!

pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:14):
WHAT
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:14):
WHAT THE **** WAS THAT
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:15):
What happened?
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:15):
THE GOAL IS NOT AT THE MOON.
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:15):
The moron shot OVER the goal.
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:15):
***** ******..

Moments later..

pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
NO!!
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
NO
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
YOU *****
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
Where did they find this goalkeeper??!?!
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
The Irish ***** found a potatoe hole and stuck it down there and it popped up in our goal.
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:18):
By the sound of it, the bargin basement.
pzz-munk™ - Captain Angry - Henry the 8th Style säger (21:18):
DAMN IT!
Cam - I'm not an extremist, I'm just cold. säger (21:19):
Haha!

---

Captain Angry = John Dell
Other guy = Baron

I'm a calm man watching football..

Score: Northern Ireland 1-1 Sweden

Final Score: Northern Ireland 2-1 Sweden

Hahha Dig some potatoes=P Tell em Octi!

Awww poor old sweden lost 2-1, How sad I feel :*(

Lol!

Juul
- God, I'm looking good today!

God
- Yes Juul, you sure are!

*Reads the whole thread and giggles madly*
*Bump!*

Bradl33t: What's that? You love men?
Thorn.:  Don't you know it!
Bradl33t: Well the fact you've been stroking me for ten minutes might suggest this, yes!
Thorn.: *Removes his leather gloves and sulks off into the distance!*
Bradl33t: I DIDN'T MEAN STOP!


Thorn = Best mate ;)

[11:48:17] <John Dell | Jack Sinist> I had a grammar test today
[11:48:20] <John Dell | Jack Sinist> I hope I ass

Haha. I'm so screwed  ;D

Cam - Adam Adamant Lives! says:
Hoagie looks like a Chinese hobo.

Conan Darkmoon: Recruit, Get outside and do a patrol! (Or something like that)

Watchman Kyte: Feck ye...

Watchman Kyte: ... Sir

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/943/stickcz9.jpg)

Mwahahaha..... nasty

*wiggles eyebrows*

Was at the mall With one of my buddies and we're were talking about horrible pick up lines.. and the guy walked up to a girl and flat out said..

"Want to go Halfsies on a bastard child?"

Well just say.. an awkward moment..

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2351/screenshotxm0.png)

Octi (09:48 PM) :
Tiberius/Oct (21:42) :
Cyriaca just attacked one of my members in magic stuff.
Sari-Laine (Haven) (21:45) :
FFS
Octi (09:48 PM) :
.. They respond well ..

Knowing who you're talking to is very important!


Tigirus (-V-) (00:21) :
 well you and hoagie have been fine, ive heard bad things about your GM though octovius? something like that, supposdly hes another klion type clone.....
Tigirus (-V-) (00:22) :
 although obviously I have not had a run in with your GM so I do not know
Tiberius/Oct (00:22) :
HAHAHA
Tiberius/Oct (00:22) :
I'm Octiovus you bumbling fool!
Tigirus (-V-) (00:22) :
 oh
Tigirus (-V-) (00:22) :
 *hides*
Tiberius/Oct (00:22) :
HAHAHA
Tigirus (-V-) (00:22) :
 woopsie!
Tiberius/Oct (00:22) :
Oh man.
Tiberius/Oct (00:22) :
*Wipes a tear away*

Muahahahahah!

What a stupid ass.

That was the guy who knocked me when i was spectating the invasion of Trinsic UNARMED.. I even yelled What are you doing!?

He's a Vesperian so they tend to do that just for kicks. Punks

That explains everything...

Octiovus is an evil-clone-twin of Klion D'Gar!!

*runs away scared*

Klingons!! The Barons a Klingon!! EVERYONE RUN AWAAAAAY!!!

Me and player of Ileana, ICQing about some church-related event

[23:30:11] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Plus Ileana's at a level of magery where she can start reliably setting fire to things.... *shifty eyes*
[23:30:40] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> hohoho
[23:30:53] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> "dodge this, churchie!!"
[23:31:04] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> *blazzzzzaaammmm!!!!*
[23:31:16] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> XD
[23:31:17] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> lol
[23:31:23] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Who's burning who now, B***H?
[23:31:37] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> Spell my name, s****r!!!
[23:32:06] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> I'll shove that staff up your a**e, old goat f****r!!
[23:32:18] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Ok that's a little extreme
[23:32:21] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> okay
[23:32:22] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> sorry
[23:32:29] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Nah j/k
[23:32:37] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Lol... that does raise an interesting question though
[23:32:41] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> yeah?
[23:32:41] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> Since Odenetheus is undead...
[23:32:44] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> mhm
[23:32:50] <Anton Kiefer | Ileana Leontine> If he f***s a goat, does it count as necrophilia?

.... I guess it would, but that would be the goat comiting it...

[08:36:00] <Daeron Stonewall> I've been chatting to a coupla friends and they are interested in joining BoC ...

(...)

[08:51:07] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> do they have neon hair or orange beards?
[08:54:26] <Daeron Stonewall> no, but one has a wooden leg
[08:55:02] <Faza/Qom Riyadh [BoC]> Shadwell has one too :D
[08:55:28] <Daeron Stonewall> and a wooden head to match ? lol

Shadwell is Cove's answer to the Trojan horse.

Why? Did he join Vesper?

No. We all hide in his wooden leg and pretend he is a gift to the Yewians.. Then at night, we jump out and attack.

Certainly you mean Plague ... yes??

A cunning plan...... ;)

[01:11:26] <Farfar> When do we have a cultural event? and what counts as such?
[01:11:42] <faza> tomorrow
[01:11:44] <faza> the baths
[01:11:51] <Farfar> Baths?

(...)

[01:16:56] <Farfar> ok, err...
[01:17:17] <Farfar> are we the ones, who will bathe the covian guards?
[01:17:33] <faza> you're sure you said that, naughty boy?
[01:19:56] <Farfar> as long as i get Patience, it doesnt matter *grins*
[01:20:07] <faza> lol
[01:20:11] <faza> you know what?
[01:20:20] <Farfar> what?
[01:20:27] <faza> I'll have that quoted
[01:20:37] <Farfar> oh, no...
[01:20:41] <faza> mwahahaha
[01:20:44] <Farfar> *slams flat in forehead*

*: faza = Qom

Farfar: yer evil!

Qom Riyadh says: i know! that's one of my best features!

Farfar says: *grins*

Farfar says: *nods* A tradesman has to be evil..

Qom Riyadh says: lol

Farfar says: im qoute ye right back *grins*

o.O;; yes I pick the most interesting places to leave my brain. *nods*

"Managing my fighter, when I have the chicken"  This quote is on a unit patch here at the 2515TH NAAD it features a yellow chicken being choked 2 handed lol. we eve nahve rubber chickens...... its kinda creepy but its a Pilot thingy.

Zoie Hayden (BoC) :
What ISP do you have?

John Dell/Dellucius ‎:
I don't even know what it is
:D

Zoie Hayden (BoC) :
Uni?

John Dell/Dellucius :
What are you asking?

Zoie Hayden (BoC) ‎:
Oh sorry; are you in a university?

John Dell/Dellucius :
I am, why?

Zoie Hayden (BoC) :
Becuase that'd be why you don't know the college's ISP hehe

John Dell/Dellucius :
Well I'm not on the student net.

John Dell/Dellucius ‎:
I don't know WHAT an ISP is so

Zoie Hayden (BoC) ‎:
Damn it Tony

Zoie Hayden (BoC) ‎:
You and I talk like Abbot and Costello sometimes you know

John Dell/Dellucius ‎:
Haha, do we?

Zoie Hayden (BoC) ‎:
Yes we do
You do know who they are right?

John Dell/Dellucius :
No
lol


Just a sample of the kind of conversations John Dell/Jack Sinist and I have on a daily basis.

Dell is as intelligent as his character.

I'll take that as a compliment..  ::)

Cam - We don't get it says:
Haha, yeah. He can fondle my breasts.

(Cam = Octi)

[01:36] Mela/Teagan: FISH PASSTEE
[01:37] James: FROSTED BUTTS
[01:38] Mela/Teagan: No seriously
[01:38] Mela/Teagan: Fish paste
[01:38] James: I was being serious..
[01:38] James: Frosted butts
[01:38] Mela/Teagan: Shut up! Ane! I have fish paste
[01:38] James: Rarr :D
[01:38] James: Spicy bean paste on toast is ftw
[01:38] Mela/Teagan: Eww.. wyf?
[01:38] Mela/Teagan: wtf*
[01:39] James: .. Coming from fish paste man :P
[01:39] Mela/Teagan: Since when was I a man??
[01:39] James: I gave you a secret sex change
[01:40] Mela/Teagan: I see.. I'm qoutin this btw

A mature command conversation.

James = Hoagie

One wonders how a "sex change operation" could ever be 'secret'...

-That- is what makes you wonder  ???

Hoagie can do anything.. Hes like magical Trevor, but less cool.

Ive always though Hoagie to be like Trevor from Harry potter don't know why he can do anything just not the right way  :o

Trevors a toad>_> You mean Neval?

Delcarakdur [BoC] (08:06 PM) :
well..Interesting...A title I haven't seen before..."New Pleasure Girl" [VTC]
GM, Orc (08:06 PM) :
 I have bad memories about pleasure girls!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (08:06 PM) :
Bwahahaha!

GM, Orc = Mic

Delcarakdur [BoC] (08:13 PM) :
Evil...Tyrant!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (08:13 PM) :
*shakes fist*
Tib/Oct/Jarvis (08:14 PM) :
Well when people say "can you mass message about my event?" I do!

Not in some poxy hour! *Shakes fist back and hurls turnips*
Tib/Oct/Jarvis (08:14 PM) :
Back to work, peon!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (08:14 PM) :
Argh! *dives for cov

EXTREE EXTREE Baron Throws Turnips like a peasant!! Extree Extree!! only a Ha'Penny!!

Cam - Certainly not from Oregon says:
"WHY MOTHER"
Cam - Certainly not from Oregon says:
"WHY DO YOU GROW THESE THINGS"

(Cam = Octi)

I deny these quotations emphatically.

You say too much to me. :)

Sinner (04:52 PM) :
If Gargoyles will be able to fly, I am so making a Gargoyle guild
Sinner (04:52 PM) :
hehehe
Sinner (04:52 PM) :
Will you join me in flying gargoyle goodness?!
Sinner (04:52 PM) :
hehe
James (04:53 PM) :
No!
James (04:54 PM) :
I don't want a gargoyle :-P
James (04:54 PM) :
They're ugly
Sinner (04:54 PM) :
But they have wings and huge wangs
Sinner (04:56 PM) :
I want to Make BoC's official Gargoyle Slave
James (04:56 PM) :
Eww
James (04:56 PM) :
Keiran [BoC]: But they have wings and huge wangs
Keiran [BoC]: I want to Make BoC's official Gargoyle Slave
James (04:56 PM) :
I don't like the connection you're making

James = Hoagie
Sinner = Me

Discussing the future playable races....

Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
Many a woman doth come up to me and sayeth:
Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
"HEY HOTTIE"
Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
"WANNA GO FOR A RIDE"
You're Fucken Awesome says:
...
Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
But alas, I say.
You're Fucken Awesome says:
Lmao
Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
"Sorry, got an event to run"
Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
 :D

Cam = Octi.
"You're Fucken Awesome" = Me.

Aw I want completely random messages of insanity from Octi too! *Pouts*

Hardly random. They're both intensely insane.

He'd probably shoot me if I put up the really bad quotes I have from him. Lmao.

Cam - Ubique Quo Fas Et Gloria Ducunt says:
I'd probably shoot Rach if she would post the really bad quotes she has from me.

 :D :o

...Oh dear.

Take that, you hardcores :D


James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
Haha
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
Which reminds me
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
I friggin HATE hardcore "dancing"
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
My friend always goes on about it
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
He's like
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
"OMG, BREAKDOWNS"
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
And I'm like
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
"HAADOOOKKEEN *Sets him on fire*"
Brad says:
Hahaha! 
Brad says:
Im quoting that. 
James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] says:
Haha.

Ho ho hardcore dancing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ) you say....? ;D

(Seriously watch it, s'funny as hell)

I just read the whole thing...

ahhhahaahahaaahahahaa...

On a serious note.. methinks that Octi needs help...

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:27):
I'm re-downloading UO
20 mins left
James ‎(00:28):
Woo!
Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:28):
I hope it doesnt fuck over again! -.-
James ‎(00:29):
Me too!
Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:35):
4 minutes ! *spasms*
James ‎(00:35):
AIIIEE!

[edit]

later...

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:37):
here goes... *clicks the mythical "run button"*
Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:38):
disappointingly little just happened...

[edit]

When all seemed lost...

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:39):
It says its verifying UOML_setup.exe
wtfz0r
SUCCESS !!!
James ‎(00:39):
Let it verify!
WOOOOOOOOO
Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(00:39):
*comes*
James ‎(00:40):
.. :|

*Runs for a hiding place*

We're quite the men, us Covians.

Indeed...

Taken from party chat after my event last night:

Raiden: Thanks all for attending, hope you had fun.
Kas Valentine: Oh Raiden, you're so handsome, how could we not... come.
Raiden: ...

Sorry Kas ;)

Holy rusted metal Batman ! :o

I did not cotton onto that implication whatsoever.

Having said that....

I was quite hot and bothered after our session. ;D

[23:36] Desm Krieger (BoC): We do not mumble!
[23:36] Desm Krieger (BoC): We speak Queen's English, we do.
[23:36] John Dell/Dellucius: Haha, Queen's English but the opposite :D
[23:37] Desm Krieger (BoC): Aye.. that's what I meant to day.
[23:37] Desm Krieger (BoC): Say evn
[23:37] Desm Krieger (BoC): ..even, even. >.>
[23:37] John Dell/Dellucius: Well, thanks for proving that theory. :D

Speaks for itself I'd say.  ;D
(Oh yes, he's Scottish!)

(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4592/beardswl0.png)

I've been set up.

This thread took a turn for the worse..

Captain Angry~-_ says:
That's because I LIKE you.

Tony = John Dell/Jack Sinist.

And he has no emotions. People who have ever had a conversation with him will know this. So this is BIG news that he likes someone. He usually just wants people to DIE on the SPOT :O

I recent the fact that someone would go through the trouble to fabricate false claims about myself..  ::)

This thread didn't turn for the worse.... its just populated by jovial covians who liek to say insane things and hippies who go on and on about .... come.  Blah! I unfortunatly have no quotes that I'd liek to share.... unles I can find that one of my GF lol >.< murder it will be

Kas is not a hippie! He's just generous to all beings on this green earth!  :-*

(Except horses and cows. He hates those.)

Vile creatures they are...cows... Responsible for 1/5th of the Greenhouse gasses I've been led to believe....


Not at all the fumes from my car....It's the cows! *Shifty eyes*

Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
We should start a campaign group that claims the use of wands promotes the killing of trees.
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
And therefore we must put Daniel Radcliffe in a garbage compactor.
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
As revenge
Brad - Catch 22 says:
Haha.
Brad - Catch 22 says:
I second!
Ron says:
I like that idea!
Ron says:
We could call our little unit Wands Are Not Kool
Ron says:
or Wank for short
Brad - Catch 22 says:
Haha!
Brad - Catch 22 says:
"Look at those Wankers go!"
Brad - Catch 22 says:
"They make me so proud"
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
Damnit.
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
That should have been Cove's guild abbrevation.
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
 :D
Ron says:
Haha
Brad - Catch 22 says:
*Gets up the quote thread*
Brad - Catch 22 says:
>_>
Ron says:
 :o
Ron says:
You got quoted again baron

Cam = Octiovus
Brad = Regdar
Ron  = Vince V.

Kas Valentine [BoC]: I smell faintly of urine!

S'your move. 8)

This is completely fabricated ! >:(

Your daily dose of 'Dar quotage:

Brad says:
I demand my sig! 
Brad says:
*Throttles a pig*
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
That's no way to treat Hoagie
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
:D
Brad says:
Burn.
Brad says:
:D
Brad says:
Im quoting that.

*Giggle*

Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
I was going to make a joke about him snaffling my mini-roll, but I restrained myself.
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
(Only barely, though)
Cam - Gordon Brown? I'd have preferred Flash Gordon. says:
ANYWAY

...In reference to Hoagie being a 'Mini Roll Snaffler' ;)

Blimey. Aren't I the talk of the town!

Makes me wonder what doesn't get quoted.  :o


*Snicker, chortle*

Haha, burn. :D

HAHA I didnt even notice that :D

Nice one Hoags!

Camler - Reichskanzler . säger (00:21):
What the ****
Camler - Reichskanzler . säger (00:21):
This looks like a grainy road traffic accident.
Captain Angry~-_ Real Men Don't Eat Quiche säger (00:21):
Haha, I think they look like that.
Captain Angry~-_ Real Men Don't Eat Quiche säger (00:21):
D:
Camler - Reichskanzler . säger (00:21):
Haha. I hope not
Camler - Reichskanzler . säger (00:21):
 :D
Camler - Reichskanzler . säger (00:22):
Maybe one day one of us will find out

Camler - Octiovus
Captain - Jack

Guess the topic

This seems to have become more of a "destroy the Baron's reputation" thread. ;)

Join the thieves and be a part of this most-wonderful conversations!

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:36):
I gotta get to sleep man!
I'll read your reprt tomorrow

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:36):
me2
its 25 to 5
birds are singing
tooooo late

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:37):
haha
Just get that report done, foo'!
AND BE THERE TOMORROW FOR 9
Or you will DIE

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:37):
it says 8:45... FOO'!
^_^

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:37):
..
Well..
>_>
Yes, but!

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:37):
*cackles* you stupid child!
YOU GOT THE TIME WRONG!

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:38):
*Flails*
*comatoses*
mmmm...
sleep

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:38):
*Changes your title to 'Turnip'*
Have it.

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:38):
noooo!
omg, just itched this bit of my arm and it made my fingers twitch
>_>
<_<

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:38):
Lol!

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:38):
and again!

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:38):
..
Anyway!
G'night, foo'!

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:38):
quote thread ehh?

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:39):
Eeeeh.
Who's going where?!
*Panics*

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:39):
gah!
*fails to highlight*
why me?!

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:40):
YOU MUST QUOTE EFFICENTLY
DO IIIIIIIT

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:40):
*fails*

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:40):
*Goes off to sleep*
Bye!

Anari/Malakim/Gareck ‎(04:40):
aaaiiieee!
...
cya man
sleep well...
*hours pass*
*murders in sleep*

Regdar/Grimgnaw ‎(04:40):
:'(
*Goes anyway*
FOO

Apologies for the longless...

[22:36] Mela/Teagan: You know I play Flina yes?
[22:36] Mela/Teagan: =p
[22:36] Leo Madsen: Yeeees I knew that.
[22:37] Mela/Teagan: How do you KNOW these things?!
[22:37] Leo Madsen: I have a penis!

Hah.. explains it all! Mens wisdom comes from their penis.

They only need to see a place once to find their way around a second time..  ::)

Rofl I hate you!

[01:34] Mela/Teagan: Want your paki's
[01:34] Mela/Teagan: ?
[01:34] John Dell/Dellucius: You racist.

I know, I'm as shocked as you are!!

Tarnishing my repu! Damn Sinist.

Your mum's quite unusual.

Hoho!

<Qom Riyadh> hopefully Jessica will be available too
<Farfar> ´lo
<Qom Riyadh> she had some problems with her acct
<Farfar> aye, she told me so to, when i asked about the event, she said something about october...?
<Qom Riyadh> ??????
<Qom Riyadh> naah
<Qom Riyadh> dunno
<Farfar> one moment...
<Farfar> yepyep
<Farfar> "I would gladly plan some event in the future with you ofcourse..

But sadly my account is currently suspended until the 10th of October when I get my payment..

After that I shall see when I have a free night and I shall contact you.


Please send me a pidgeon to my cage at 345-345-654

Your's sincerly...

/ Jessica Hawkins"
<Qom Riyadh> yeah, but today she managed to find someone to pay for her
<Farfar> *scratches head*
<Qom Riyadh> yep, women
<Qom Riyadh>  ;)
<Farfar> *grins*
<Farfar> how does you spell this now again...?
<Qom Riyadh> ??
<Farfar> *ponders*
<Farfar> qua... que...?
<Farfar> Qouted, thats it!

Another creative chat:

<Farfar> ive downloaded the KR on EA: s link today, but it wont let me unzip it, due to some problem... eh..

<Farfar> winrar says " either multipart or corrupt zip archive...

<Qom Riyadh> it got royally f****d up during downloading

<Qom Riyadh> probably

<Farfar> Argh!

<Farfar> i waited 6.5 hours for that!!!

<Qom Riyadh> i know your pain

<Farfar> *sobs*

<Farfar> *removes the zipfolder, slowly, to the rash can*

<Qom Riyadh> *a sad tune can be heard in the background; it slowly begins to rain*

<Farfar> *the man walks like drawn in puppet string, over a bridge*

<Qom Riyadh> *someone farted*

<Farfar> *he stops under a lamppost*

<Qom Riyadh> *a lone pigeon's poo lands on his hat*

<Farfar> *he sighs loud for himself, looks up in the skies with heavy eyelids*

<Qom Riyadh> we're sick.

<Farfar> probably

<Farfar> ill blame my childhood

Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
I think that's THE dumbest idea I've had.
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
...?
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
Well! I want chocolate spread on toast, but we were out of chocolate spread.
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
Let's just say they don't make it with a yorkie bar and a microwave.
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
Did you try and melt chocolate and spread it?
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
 ;D
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
Haha!
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
How wrong did it go?
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
Well.. I was just stood, my back turned to the microwave, buttering on the peanut butter.
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
I smell burning.
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
I turn around and choke on the smoke.
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
:D
Camler - Optimus Von Richter says:
Haha.
Bradrich - All I know is I don't know nothing. says:
"Cooking 101 with Obidah"

Damn! And people wonder later on how come there are so many fires...

*reads over quote after quote*

All I can say is....

.... Wow.

[20:50] John Dell/Dellucius: *Lubs you long time*
[20:51] Mela/Teagan: Sucky sucky 5 dollar
[20:51] John Dell/Dellucius: CHEAP
[20:51] John Dell/Dellucius: Sold
[20:51] John Dell/Dellucius: D:
[20:51] Mela/Teagan: Hahah
[20:51] Mela/Teagan: Qouted

[22:13] Mela/Teagan: I wanted something more..
[22:13] Mela/Teagan: black
[22:13] Mela/Teagan: =D
[22:13] John Dell/Dellucius: You racist.
[22:14] Mela/Teagan: Hahaha!

*Tear*

After admitting to screwing his house, Hoagie goes on his next adventure.

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2900/hoagieke3.png)
....

Hrm, how to explain.

You slug.

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4959/screenshot3dw4.png)

A perfectly innocent conversation!  :P

Sadly for Hoagie, if you look at the picture the chicken, is no where near Hoagie, infact it is closer to me.

Balls to this idea Hoagie!

Hoagie <3 Des

To clear up this little travesty:

"A chicken has wandered into the Goblin..."

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4524/quote12sc4.png)

Lies.

And from this.. I think we have all safely established that Krieger and Lemons like cock. :)

*Giggle*
*Snigger*
*GLEE*

*Chortle Chortle*

Bwahahahaha! ;D

One of the best convo quotes so far IMHO!

Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:53 PM) :
*chuckles*
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:53 PM) :
*chortles even*
Zelina Bazhir (07:53 PM) :
My brain isnt' functioning today.
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:53 PM) :
Bwahahaha!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:53 PM) :
Fear the influence of Delc!
Zelina Bazhir (07:54 PM) :
Well...
Zelina Bazhir (07:54 PM) :
...damn.
Zelina Bazhir (07:54 PM) :
at least your not a zombie.
Zelina Bazhir (07:54 PM) :
Because then you'd be eating my brain instead of not making it function.
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:54 PM) :
*cackles sinisterly*
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:55 PM) :
Whom knows...
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:55 PM) :
*shifty eyes*
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:55 PM) :
Maybe I'm just preparing my meal...
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:55 PM) :
Mvuahahaha!


Zelina Bazhir (07:55 PM) :
Bah!
Zelina Bazhir (07:55 PM) :
*hides her brain, she still needs it!
Zelina Bazhir (07:55 PM) :
*
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:56 PM) :
Nyss yess doesss!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:56 PM) :
*hisses*
Zelina Bazhir (07:57 PM) :
Zel needers dat! Dat 'er bain, an 'ow she makers dem pictu'res!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:57 PM) :
*tries to frantically scrabble at his screen, attempting to claw away at the chat text*
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:58 PM) :
Nyss musst be a powerfull ssorcerer!!!
Delcarakdur [BoC] (07:58 PM) :
Therss a sshield blocking mehss!
Zelina Bazhir (08:01 PM) :
Yus! Voodooo! Mwuahar?! *points spear at him, snickering loudly*

Sane as always....

You're a weird guy Delc.

Of course! ;D

EDIT:
Zelina Bazhir (10:19 PM) :
Your a bad, bad brain-eating cookie muchin' zombie!

EDIT2:
Zelina Bazhir (10:20 PM) :
Why do I forsee more of our conversations ending up on that board?
Delcarakdur [BoC] (10:21 PM) :
*shrugs* Female Intuition!
Zelina Bazhir (10:21 PM) :
Oh okay.
Delcarakdur [BoC] (10:21 PM) :
*whistles innocently*
Zelina Bazhir (10:21 PM) :
?
Delcarakdur [BoC] (10:21 PM) :
Nothing really
Zelina Bazhir (10:22 PM) :
Okay.
Zelina Bazhir (10:22 PM) :
Cant ever trust Zombies like you.
Zelina Bazhir (10:22 PM) :
you never know what they'll do next.
Zelina Bazhir (10:22 PM) :
*ninja shifty eyes*

Just added it while we were at it...

Delcarakdur [BoC] ‎(3:24 PM):
hum hum!
I feel evul! EVUUULLL!
Zelinda Bazhir (3:25 PM):
Indeed.
But HOW evil?


Apparently, Delc is evil, as well.

<Farfar> damn!
<Qom Riyadh> ?
<Farfar> i saw two beautiful ladies on my way to the apartment, that said to each other:
<Farfar> "theres a beautiful boy"
<Farfar> i kept walking to the apartment, smiling to myself, since i didnt have the feeling to go partying
<Farfar> miss that now!
<Qom Riyadh> Hmmm.
<Qom Riyadh> I can say only one thing.
<Farfar> what?
<Qom Riyadh> Quoted.
<Farfar> Argh!!
<Farfar> *tightens eyes*
<Farfar> yer evil..
<Qom Riyadh> You never know :D

What a wasted opportunity. :(

Bow chika bow wowww.

Hoagzter? Mela?

*hihi*

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5374/ieuw5nv.png)

(You can also see the signature xD amd aye, these are old)

And in one fell swoop, my reputation is destroyed.

What reputation?  ;D

I was talking about the first time he posted that. :(

I regret nothing!

Its not THAT bad now.. is it?

Octi: It's worse than I thought.
Octi: You're a middle aged woman.

Its worse than "I" thought.... cove IS hell in a hand basket... i just chose to live in denial. New laptop foos!! maybe I'll be on someday???

Harlequin [15:04]: and lie on the bed in a pink leopardprint man thong
Hoagie/Garand [15:04]: Awwww... I want you so much.
Harlequin [15:04]: Ha! Quoted!

Alright, now people are just making things up.

Hoagie: I've got VD=(

Haha though seriously.. who wouldn't want Khae?!

Everyone: I suck.

 >:(

*Raises hand*

Me neither.

[03:46] Hoagie (James) [BoC]: You are truly a god amongst men

Picture thread other way

Qom says:
faster with that report, just posting and posting... *shakes head*

farfar says:
hehe, Are ye spying at me, guv? *raises an eyebrow*

Qom says:
sure I am. What for am I after all?

farfar says:
*draws his sketches closer to himself, eyeing the guv*

Qom says:
*takes a small bag filled with gold, and opens it. Slowly, minute after minute of waiting, puts his hand inside and takes away a hadful of coins*

farfar says:
Aeiii!!

Qom says:
*counts something on fingers*

farfar says:
*scribes faster, ignoring the misspellings and overabuse of the letter T*

Qom says:
That'd be... 12 beers less...*

Qom says:
... so far ...

farfar says:
*scribes even faster, with simply to many T: s*

Qom says:
*calls a guard and orders him to not allow Farfar exit the room before he finishes the job*

farfar says:
*sighs*

Qom says:
*opens a bottle of wonderfully cold ale and walks away*

farfar says:
*looks at his right hand, looking red after the friction of the feather pen*

farfar says:
*following the opened ale, with interest, quietly cursing the guvs name*

farfar says:
There, I´m finished! *yelled fast and loud*

Qom says:
One of the best reports I've seen for a long time 

Qom says:
*thumbs up*

farfar says:
Bwahaha! Quoted!

Never underestimate the power of stress for a cold beer  :D

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
Nah, last I heard you were river rafting! I was actually worried, man! I didn't see you after that..

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
Thought you'd fallen in and been devoured by the whale empire..

Runar says:
Ah yes.. the Whalians.. They've conquered half of Iceland already, the government is in shambles and whalian expeditions enter town frequently on killing raids..

Runar says:
Bastards..

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
You know, that sounds like the lore of an AWESOME MMORPG.

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
We should make it immediately.
 
Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
"The year is 2108.. The whales have all but conquered the people of earth..

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
It is up to you, to stand and fight!"

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
*Dramatic music kicks in*

Runar says:
Bwahaha!

Runar says:
Follow the epic storyline and defeat the evil King Humpback and his Whale minions, make your own adventure in a dynamic game universe or use clever strategies to defeat the whales such as allying yourself with the Orca's and Eskimoes..

Runar says:
"Whalia 2108, Coming to stores near you!"

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
And everyone in the game would say "Pooned" instead of "Pwned.."

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
I can see it now!

Runar says:
Hahaha!

Runar says:
I'll contact Funcom and you contact Mythic and pitch the idea to them..

Runar says:
We'll be billionaires!

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
Haha, I can imagine their responses.

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
"We'll call you.."

Cam - Am here, foo's. says:
"We're in the big league now, Runar!"

*Snorts with laughter*

Hehe, I'd say the dolphins are the masterminds.

Hoagie (09:04 PM) :
We had 0 wrestle, and still gave it a good fisting.
Radek/Ihiniar (09:05 PM) :
Thats sick, and quoted.

[06:00] -V- Hanse Davion: Its 6am. For the last five hours I've been doing little more than rolling fat ones and listening to

Mela/Teagan (10:27 PM) :
RAAYY
Radek/Ihiniar (10:27 PM) :
YYAAR
Mela/Teagan (11:10 PM) :
I PEED
Radek/Ihiniar (11:11 PM) :
:O
Radek/Ihiniar (11:11 PM) :
You pee
Mela/Teagan (11:11 PM) :
I PEED.
Radek/Ihiniar (11:12 PM) :
YOURSELF?
Mela/Teagan (11:13 PM) :
YES
Radek/Ihiniar (11:13 PM) :
Quuhohohoooted

*Tear*

*Pat* There there.

Dodgy Dutchman ‎(13:45):
*poke*
Regdar/Obidah (BoC) ‎(13:47):
*dies*
Dodgy Dutchman ‎(13:47):
omgwtfbbq after all these years I finally mastered the touch of death!
*goes to poke Odenetheus*

[23:14] Mela/Teagan: I drew a penis on someones face before
[23:14] Mela/Teagan: Was great
[23:14] Raiden+Amon+BoC: Hah!
[23:14] Raiden+Amon+BoC: i once drew a face on someone's penis!

A minute later..

[23:15] Mela/Teagan: HAR
[23:15] Raiden+Amon+BoC: Gah!
[23:15] Raiden+Amon+BoC: You fiend!
[23:15] Raiden+Amon+BoC: In fact it was my penis!
[23:15] Raiden+Amon+BoC: and i drew a horses face!
[23:15] Raiden+Amon+BoC: Hahahaah!

Lies & slander I say!

Ye, ye, Raiden.

I just hope you didn't write "Chelmsford" below :P

Hahaha! Class raidy!

I'm Officially having "The Baronship of Cove" tatooed to my buttocks.....   just a matter of getting drunk enough to trust a Chommoro tatoo artist on Guam, totally unregulated stuff beack there.

ok you fiends keep the crud comming

[23:19] Mela/Teagan: Whenever I see Telly
[23:19] Mela/Teagan: Fli is gonna run
[23:19] Mela/Teagan: =(
[23:20] Radek/Ihiniar: Whys? :(
[23:20] Mela/Teagan: Cos that pics SCARY
[23:20] Radek/Ihiniar: He doesnt look like that!
[23:20] Mela/Teagan: He totally does
[23:20] Mela/Teagan: I even made a sig for you
[23:20] Radek/Ihiniar: HE DOESNT!
[23:20] Radek/Ihiniar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[23:21] Radek/Ihiniar: (Link: http://www.thecapitalexposition.com/images/battle-axe-400w.jpg)http://www.thecapitalexposition.com/images/battle-axe-400w.jpg (http://www.thecapitalexposition.com/images/battle-axe-400w.jpg)http://www.thecapitalexposition.com/images/battle-axe-400w.jpg)
[23:24] Mela/Teagan: Here ya go
[23:24] Mela/Teagan:  CLICK MEEE (http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2270/tellycl6.png)
[23:25] Radek/Ihiniar: lmao
[23:25] Radek/Ihiniar: You fag :P
[23:26] Mela/Teagan: Haha

...What a load of lies!  ::)

Mwahahaha!! Best sig ever!!

HEEEEERRREEEESSS TELVAR!!!! lol scary.. absolutly scary!!

[02:20] Kal ShadowHand: I got a butt load now thanks

this sounds like a common figure of speech to me...... someone please illustrate the funny o.o;;

Simpleton=D

(6:52:03 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): Crimechimp...Jeez...
(6:52:05 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): :P
(6:52:14 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): That's your new Nickname!
(6:53:04 PM) Mr Lemons: Hahah
(6:53:05 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): *cackles chortle*
(6:53:13 PM) Mr Lemons: It's my usename from like 6 years ago
(6:53:17 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): I'll proceed to spread the word!
(6:53:21 PM) Mr Lemons: :|
(6:53:22 PM) Delcarakdur (BoC): Lofl!
(6:53:24 PM) Mr Lemons: I hate you.

Mr Lemons = Hoagie

I'm gonna get whopped ain't I?;D

Naaah. Hoagie's right arm is pretty weak.

Sooo hes a lefty?

Josh says:
You know I may kill dem off for you all!
Josh says:
So I can get on with my life and disappear forever
Josh says:
UO is so depressing in its current state
Broady says:
No!
Broady says:
*Slaps*
Josh says:
ITS THE FUTURE!
Broady says:
NO!
Broady says:
Your not quitting
Josh says:
May log in give you your shit
Broady says:
And i want your stuffz if you do =P
Josh says:
and then quit...........................
Josh says:
Sell my account
Broady says:
!!
Josh says:
Never return!
Broady says:
You can gives me all the cool stuffz
Broady says:
=P
Broady says:
But no!
Josh says:
Nah I get more ££££ if I leave it intact
Broady says:
I wont allow you to quit1
Broady says:
!..
Josh says:
Bite me!
Broady says:
*Bites*
Broady says:
You have Dems account activatedd?!??!
Josh says:
Yeah my cousins one
Broady says:
The reaaal dem?
Josh says:
Oh I deleted him before i shut down account
Josh says:
Pixies killed DEM!
Broady says:
Liar!
Josh says:
*CHEERS!*
Broady says:
You can't quit 
Josh says:
Stop me!
Broady says:
Fine!
Josh says:
Im the man in black!
Broady says:
*Stops*
Josh says:
*Truns it to go!*
Josh says:
Well I was just winding you up fool
Josh says:
You always get so depressed abou me quitting its funny!
Josh says:
Evil kenevil madness and trees!
Broady says:
>..>!!
Josh says:
Im quoting this btw

Josh:Dem

Broady:Ihiniar

THIS IS NOT TRUE.

We all say that, Ihiniar

*Cackles* So is my lil' friend !

*Cough* *Is taller than you*

True, but your still a kid :D

Two years, younger than you! >_>

[23:25] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: NO PROBLEMO
[23:26] Artful Dodger - Lulz Killer: YOU SMELL
[23:26] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: NOT AS MUCH AS HOAGIE LIKES BLACK MEN NAMED FRANK WHO LIKE FISH RELATED INJURIES
[23:27] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: ITS TRUE

Too Hoagie...

[23:28] Mela/Teagan: [23:25] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: NO PROBLEMO
 [23:26] Artful Dodger - Lulz Killer: YOU SMELL
 [23:26] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: NOT AS MUCH AS HOAGIE LIKES BLACK MEN NAMED FRANK WHO LIKE FISH RELATED INJURIES
 [23:27] Rich [Sarah xx] Got my hair cut.: ITS TRUE
[23:28] James: It's true :(
[23:28] James: Those black men just get me goin'
[23:29] James: I mean damn

Artful Dodger = Mela
Rich = Drachir
James = Hoagie

I deny all involvement in that conversation! >_>

[20:58] James: Man
[20:58] James: Nail polish smells so good
[20:58] James: I just wanna drink it
[20:58] Mela/Teagan: :|
[20:58] Mela/Teagan: I see
[20:58] James: ...
[20:58] James: I'm not using it by the way

Many Lulz much? :P

I'd like to add paint thinner and petrol to the "Things Hoagie Wants to Drink" list.

Why Hoags call you "Man", Mela?

*chokes*

'Cause I'm so cool.  8)

Turpentine; it's for champion hobos!

I do have to say the things Hoags lists do smell nice. =p

I used to love the smell of petrol, now I love the smell of explosions.

[23:53] James: You utter gay
[23:57] James: *H8S*
[23:57] Mela/Teagan: *CRIS*
[23:57] James: *LAFFS*
[23:57] Mela/Teagan: *DYS*
[23:57] James: *CRIS(
[23:57] James: *
[23:58] James: *MARRIES CONAN*
[23:58] Mela/Teagan: *TURNS IN GRAVE*

Harlequin (12:56 AM) :
Preparing tomorrow's dinner with the ex; trying get her to feel what's she's missing out on! Beef with a lovely creamy pepper sauce (with secret ingredient) and mushrooms, a squash/onion/peppers/asparagus fry mix thing and (c)harlotte tatties
Harlequin (12:56 AM) :
Pluss a bottle of fine red!
Harlequin (12:56 AM) :
Then... Teh ice cream [homemade lemon ice cream]
Harlequin (12:56 AM) :
I'd shag anyone for that meal
Hoagie/Garand (12:56 AM) :
Hahah
Hoagie/Garand (12:57 AM) :
*Notes it down on his "Things to cook for khae" list*

Farfar says:
*reads the newspaper*

Farfar says::
wow! you better keep your eyes open tomorrow at noon...

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] säger:
Haha

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] säger:
Why?

Farfar says:
otherwise, you wont see a thing!

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] säger:
 8I
Farfar says:
*rolls off on the floor laughing*

Farfar says:
Bwahaha!

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] säger:
Terrible..

James [R.I.P Oldgreg : 2005 - 2006 | Crit for 80, dear friend. Crit for 80.] säger:
*Shakes head*

Farfar says:
*slaps knees, drying away a teardrop*

Farfar says:
Ahh... now i've had my fun for today

Kazuo/Kasei (11:51 PM) :
My girlfriend is gonna send you a picture that will prove she is not a prude.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:51 PM) :
Which annoys me because she won't let me see it because I said she is a prude.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:52 PM) :
Which is YOUR fault!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:52 PM) :
So better send that picture to me when you get it!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:52 PM) :
My girlfriend is gonna take kinky pictures just for you!
Harlequin (11:52 PM) :
HAHA!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:54 PM) :
Now look at what you unleashed!
Harlequin (11:54 PM) :
You're GF?
Kazuo/Kasei (11:55 PM) :
I suspect my girlfriend has kinky pictures (or at least non-prude, whatever that may be) on her computer that I DO NOT KNOW OF!
Harlequin (11:55 PM) :
OMGOOGLES
Kazuo/Kasei (11:55 PM) :
Yeah, I keep her here and talk to her and all that things that a good boyfriend does.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:55 PM) :
Meanwhile you haxx her computer!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:55 PM) :
Go!
Harlequin (11:55 PM) :
*Comes*
Harlequin (11:55 PM) :
Damnit.
Harlequin (11:55 PM) :
Almost "Goes"
Harlequin (11:56 PM) :
I'm going to have to get dirty piccies of my ex now
Harlequin (11:56 PM) :
Send them to you as compensation
Kazuo/Kasei (11:56 PM) :
So we can swap?
Kazuo/Kasei (11:56 PM) :
Why send them to me? YOU are the one doing the hacking!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:56 PM) :
So you have to send ME pictures of MY girlfriend!
Harlequin (11:56 PM) :
Hmmm
Harlequin (11:57 PM) :
This is like pokemon cards, but with porn!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:57 PM) :
Yeah, but... my girlfriend is now trying to convince me she has no pictures of herself like that.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:57 PM) :
Hrm
Kazuo/Kasei (11:57 PM) :
*confused*
Kazuo/Kasei (11:57 PM) :
And ofcourse, I cannot stop thinking about it now!
Harlequin (11:58 PM) :
Obviously she has!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:58 PM) :
Ofcourse she does!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:58 PM) :
She is just not telling me!
Harlequin (11:58 PM) :
Hmmm
Harlequin (11:58 PM) :
I suggest a bottle of wine!
Kazuo/Kasei (11:59 PM) :
She drinks no whine and she is talking German now.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:59 PM) :
And she just corrected me.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:59 PM) :
Wine
Kazuo/Kasei (11:59 PM) :
Damn, tired and all that and my mind is pre-occupied with kinky girlfriend pictures.
Kazuo/Kasei (11:59 PM) :
Which is followed by my girlfriend's attempt to burp the alphabet.
Kazuo/Kasei (12:00 AM) :
Stop wanking off, my girlfriend has no pictures.
Kazuo/Kasei (12:01 AM) :
Now she tells me the pictures DO exist, but she does not have them anymore.

 :P

Having just had a boxing match and two duels, Grenadier Captain Morana and Dragoon Sergeant Graynor mull over what had just happened OOC:

Clearly photoshopped.

I forgive you.

 :D

(http://xs321.xs.to/xs321/07450/SPARTA.png)

Delc's little outburst at the Grenadier tavern night!

Post-script, Kazuo ended up getting pron pictures of me :D

 :-\ Gruesome indeed...  indeed.

Lol!

From our brand new wiki:

ROFL

Ha! I knew it Hoagie -IS- Old!!!

...
...
...
kidding!

[01:02] Mela/Teagan: I found a site with drawings of ..chinese women
[01:02] Mela/Teagan: Lolo
[01:02] Mela/Teagan: >_>
[01:02] Mela/Teagan: Who draws..just chinese women?
[01:02] James: Haha
[01:02] James: Chinese men?
[01:03] James: It's like
[01:03] James: English men - English women
Chinese men - Chinese women
Japanese men - Tentacle hentai
[01:03] Mela/Teagan: LOL

farfar says:
Well, as you most certainly must know, the swedish language is about to become one of world-languages, so you better start practising it...

James | says:
Snopp

farfar says:
...

James | says:
Wha?

James | says:
That's swedish, isn't it?

farfar says:
well... yeah...

James | says:
So what's the problem?

farfar says:
erm...

farfar says:
ye haven't heard from anyone else, that snopp means tie, right?

James | says:
It means penis

farfar says:
*slaps forehead*

farfar says:
I know ye knew about it. I was trying to be funny 

James | says:
Hahah

James | says:
I know you knew, we talked about it before
 
James | says:
Not that we often talk about.. wangs

farfar says:
lol!

farfar says:
*copies the last said lines*

James | says:
NOOOOOOOOOOO

farfar says:
*opens the internet window*

James | says:
*Loads up the command prompt*

farfar says:
*clicks the BoCforum page*

James | says:
*Runs netstat to find your ip*

James | says:
*Portscans*

James | says:
*Quickly looks up exploits for any network services you're running*

farfar says:
*starts editing a new post*

James | says:
*Attempts to crash your computer*

farfar says:
*smirks for himself*

farfar says:
*pushes the red button*

James | says:
You're not on the forums at all!

farfar says:
sorry, my bad...

James | says:
AGGHH

--------------
 ;D

James | says:
And Wikipedia agrees with you!

farfar says:
*nods*

farfar says:
I am the source of wisdom!

James | says:
Hahah

farfar says:
*holds out arms like a preaching priest*

James | says:
You are both sage and wise

-------------------
*nods, nods*

[00:59] Raiden+Amon+BoC: was fun if a little awkward discussing Hoagies peepee

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4447/peastd0.png)

Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(1:24 AM):
*Scream and runs around with a dildo*

Sergeant Hoagie's brief career as a ladies man...

[20:43] Hoagie (BoC): Hoagie used to have something of a rep as a ladies man about Cove
[20:43] Hoagie (BoC): But that seemed to die off :P
[20:43] Raiden (BoC): when??
[20:43] Raiden (BoC): :P
[20:43] Raiden (BoC): i musta been afk when that happened
[20:44] Raiden (BoC): also, i am a doody head

Hoagie- "Flina was protestin' naked again today"

Was not ^^

Hoagie was fighting Raiden, and was trying to catch him off guard.

Raiden won anyway.

*Shifty eyes...*
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/perrin-13/UO/funny.jpg)

I Spy is such a complex game. :-[

Hoagie: Cocoa butter is for moisturisin' skin ... Orr...so i heard.... Aye
Jenny: *grins*


*right after posted*

Hoagie: I 'ad brown 'air once

Ama: Yea?

Jenny: You used to have hair...

*a bit latter on my alt*

Hoagie: Bloodie Dwarf

Fla: Proud to be one *strokes Beard*

Hoagie: One Wha'? One foot Tall?

(for those that dont know from above Fla is a dwarf)

*this could go on all night*

Fla:You need to show respect to your elders!   (fla's Age 234)

Hoagie: You need stilts

Hoagie is a witty bastard ain't he?

James: Though ofc I dunno for sure
Farfar: I always count that as a given :P
James: Hahah
James: You probably meant that as an insult
James: But it's a fair thing to do most of the time for everyone
Farfar: Aye, you can't be too sure that the guy next to you are sure about a thing or not. Be sure of that
Farfar: ehh... *scratches head*
James: You can be sure that you can't be sure that other people are sure that they can be sure about things
James: *Nod*
Farfar: Well, if they're not sure about if they are sure, then they'd probably wont say that they're sure about the certain thing at hand, which make them say that they -aren't- sure about the thing to be sure about, and you wont question it at all, since he/she said he/she wasn't sure about it. *Nod*
James: For sure

So pythonesque ;D awesome ;D

[18:33:30] <Basse> Not at present state. It feels right to earn some money for a while..
[18:34:01] <Faza> and play games again :)
[18:34:59] <Basse> Yeah. Although, that will gradually become less and less as the summer's kickin' in :P
[18:35:30] <Faza> then you will drink :P
[18:36:06] <Basse> And bathe
[18:36:46] <Faza> don't you bathe in other seasons??!?!
[18:37:12] <Basse> Well, there's the occasional christmas eve bath >_>
[18:37:46] <Faza> I haven't done this for a long time: QUOTED!
[18:38:03] <Basse> F***!
[18:38:17] <Basse> :D

Basse = Farfar
Faza = myself

Dal: Nothing beats feet bath after hard training
Dal: *moans*
James: Hahah
Dal: Now if I could have Raiden massage my shoulders *dreams*

*Removed by teh Khae for indecency*

My massages are legendary!!! *shifty eyes*

I have right for dreams!!  ;D

Harlequin (09:14 PM) :
Now, click this link: www.nastyasianshemales.com
Hoagie/Garand (09:15 PM) :
*Clicks*
Hoagie/Garand (09:15 PM) :
*Fapfap*

Kelly (BoC) (09:08 PM) :
I always said "hefty branch" because it sounded perverted.
Harlequin (09:08 PM) :
*Steals your knickers*
Kelly (BoC) (09:08 PM) :
When you type to me

Tis better to see than to just hear..

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll317/henslbr0/untitled.jpg)

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll317/henslbr0/untitled1-1.jpg)

Can't read it:(

AND GET A YELLOW BAG.

10:02:12 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: Where are you stationed
(10:02:19 PM) Delc [BoC]: It SNOWED when I went to the airport the 10. of may
(10:02:31 PM) Delc [BoC]: 2 Hours from Tromsø
(10:02:38 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: snowed just a few days ago here
(10:02:38 PM) Delc [BoC]: Faaar up north
(10:02:54 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: and I'm in the Southern parts of Sweden
(10:03:03 PM) Delc [BoC]: Freak weather
(10:03:06 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: Yeah
(10:03:12 PM) Delc [BoC]: It snowed in Oslo on the 17th.
(10:03:31 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: What Global Warming are they talking about, eh?
(10:03:35 PM) Delc [BoC]: Or...A few flakes could be seen during the morning
(10:03:37 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: I was looking forward to that
(10:03:39 PM) Delc [BoC]: But still snow
(10:03:40 PM) John Dell/Tony/Jack: But nahuh
(10:03:44 PM) Delc [BoC]: Bwahahaha!
(10:03:46 PM) Delc [BoC]: Indeed

Basse säger:
What's up?

James | säger:
UOin'
 
James | säger:
You?

Basse säger:
Same, not the P char though...

Basse säger:
*RP

James | säger:
*Narrows eyes*

James | säger:
You have... other characters?

James | säger:
Have you been cheating on us?

Basse säger:
Well, I consider "cheating" to be such a heavy word. Having an affair would be more proper...

Basse säger:
*mumbles*

James | säger:
Wh.. what's her name?!

James | säger:
*Points an accusing finger*

James | säger:
Is she better than us?

Basse säger:
Well, she kinda eh... Makes great plumcake. an' an'...

Basse säger:
An' she makes a great plumcake!

Basse säger:
*nods*

James | säger:
You went behind our back for plumcake?!

Basse säger:
No! Well, it is a rather unique kind of plumcake, with berries on it too!

James | säger:
You scoundrel!

Basse säger:
And some glasieur sirup!

James | säger:
Oh! Why didn't you say so, that changes everything!

Basse säger:
*nods promptly, missed the sarcasm*

James | säger:
*Throws a dish cloth at you*

Basse säger:
*hits the forhead, with a splash*

Basse säger:
'Ey!

Basse säger:
*throws a bit of plumcake in guessing direction, towel round his head*

James | säger:
*Splat*

James | säger:
You dog!

Basse säger:
Harr!

James | säger:
Get out!

James | säger:
I want a divorce!

Basse säger:
Eat it, Chubby!

James | säger:
CHUBBY?!

Basse säger:
*wraps out of towel*

Basse säger:
Aye!

James | säger:
You let yourself go since the wedding too!

James | säger:
Surprised the floorboards can take it!

Basse säger:
Hah!

Basse säger:
When I carried you through the door, my back almost broke, when I struggled to push you in!

James | säger:
Maybe with those strings hanging from your sleeves!

James | säger:
Wouldn't hurt you to pump some weights now and then

Basse säger:
I do, I'm trying to push you out of the bed every night!

Basse säger:
A work as hard as anything!

James | säger:
You git!

Basse säger:
Piggy!

James | säger:
You can talk, you have a face like a horse!

Basse säger:
Oh, I haven't even -STARTED- about your face!

James | säger:
You could never start anything!

James | säger:
Never "up" for it!

Basse säger:
It's like a bible in blind script!

Basse säger:
I have no problem with it! Ask our housemaid!

James | säger:
YOU..!

James | säger:
Well, I suppose you'd be pleased to know that I hired her from the herpes support group!

Basse säger:
Hah! Shut yer piehole...

Basse säger:
Err... Wha?!

Basse säger:
*scratches*

James | säger:
That's right, buster

Basse säger:
*Copies the last said lines*

James | säger:
Oh no..

Basse säger:
*Quote thread, there...*

James | säger:
:D
Basse säger:
You stepped into it, being the female in this mess :D
 
Basse säger:
Haha!

James | säger:
I regret nothing.

James= Hoagie, Basse=Farfar

James | säger: I'm a middle aged female terrorist with a penis obsession.
Basse säger: Hahaha!
James | säger: That just takes the cake
Basse säger: *copies last said lines*
James | säger: And don't fucking quote that
Basse säger: *laughs out an evil laughter*

James - Hoagie, basse - farfar.

Sorry Hoagie, simply to good to miss   :P

Pure fabrication.

James ‎(11:57 AM):
What kind?  And no, I can't
Glass dagger?! Have you been associating with Shadow Lords? ¬________¬
Mela‎(11:58 AM):
*Cough*

For the lulz, made me chuckle heartily.

Hoagie says: (22:03):
Dah'han called you Raidy after you left
Hoagie says: (22:04):
How do you maintain such an air of mystery?
Octiovus says: (22:04):
I've been pretending to be Raiden for years.
Octiovus says (22:04):
He's just a myth.

Hoho!

Lies and slander!

 :D

[11:57] Kaykay  Don't Forget To Breathe: hahaaaa
[11:57] Kaykay  Don't Forget To Breathe: cant belive u fell asleep on  him lol
[11:57] Sara - And I never wanna say bye, but boy you make it hard to be faithful.: He was like a walking pillow
[11:57] Sara - And I never wanna say bye, but boy you make it hard to be faithful.: Seriously
[11:57] Sara - And I never wanna say bye, but boy you make it hard to be faithful.: next time we go out..find a fatguy
[11:57] Sara - And I never wanna say bye, but boy you make it hard to be faithful.: Go to sleep on his stomach

Sara= Me
Kay = My RL best mate

Yes, women have pointless conversations too!

As far as I know, that's all they do.

Escaflowne ‎(15:49):
I AM A DOODY HEAD AND EDITED THIS POST OF MY OWN ACCORD.

Hoagie ‎(15:58):
This band is so good
I would actually have a massive orgy with them
Escaflowne ‎(15:58):
lol
Who is it?
Hoagie ‎(15:58):
Against Me
Hoagie ‎(15:59):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q1uH2H60Ws
Escaflowne ‎(15:59):
So you want to have a massive orgy with a load of men?
Hoagie ‎(15:59):
Well
Escaflowne ‎(15:59):
And they suck
Hoagie ‎(15:59):
I'd be able to overlook it for this bunch!
Hoagie ‎(16:00):
/waft
Escaflowne ‎(16:00):
God this is so going on the Covian quote thread
Hoagie ‎(16:00):
Good job dismissing something out of hand based on the first 15 seconds of one song, wanker

Escaflowne ‎(16:01):
I actually skipped through to various parts of the song!
Hoagie ‎(16:01):
Wowee
Escaflowne ‎(16:01):
Wanna hear a real song? Listen to 50 Cent!
"ITS 50 CUMMIN OUT YO STEREO"
Hoagie ‎(16:01):
Well now you're just trolling me
Escaflowne ‎(16:01):
lol!
Escaflowne ‎(16:03):
Posted on quote thread
Hoagie ‎(16:03):
Bah
Hoagie ‎(16:05):
I made a small modification >_>
Escaflowne ‎(16:06):
LOL!


YOU CANT ESCAPE IT HOAGIE!!!

I wouldn't worry Hoagie!

Drew isn't interested unless it involves bitches'n'hoes, bloody chav ;)

But then again, any vids Hoagie's sent me have been greasy long-haired men whailing!

D. StoneWall: I'm just making squirrel fritters... anyone else want one?

Delferium: No I prefer to feed my squirrels squirrelly snacks.

Delferium: I'm sure my ferret would like a nice ferret fritter

D. StoneWall: The ones shaped like acorns?

Delferium: Shaped like a fish

D. StoneWall: ahhhh.....An aquatic type of squirrel, eh?

-Line erased because of unimportance to the funny-

Delferium: WHAT!

Delferium: IT"S A BLOODY FERRET!

Hoagie: Dude, you've had it for ages!

Delferium: *Head Explodes*

D. StoneWall: Oh.. It's a ferret!

Hoagie: You only just noticed? >_>

Delferium: No No I told him it was a ferret (LoL'd)

Hoagie: Oh, haha

Delferium: And I've had it for a few minutes!

Delferium: I just released him a few minutes ago!

D. StoneWall: Are ferrets not illegal?

Delferium: In which city?

D. Stonewall: Most

D. Stonewall: Dirty things

D. Stonewall: Unhygienic

Hoagie: Well in the 1920s ferret were prohibited

Delferium: Depends, they could be mistaken for something "Else"  if you let them in your pants...

Hoagie:  People smuggled ferrets in and had secret clubs

Hoagie: Called "Squeak Easies" (ROFL-Insert Vehicle Name Here- Moment)

Delferium: ROFLAIRPLANE!

D. StoneWall: You've got something in your pants shaped like a ferret!!!!

Hoagie: No, It's just that long ;)

Delferium: ROFLHUMVEE

Hoagie: Oh, wait... GAGHS!

Hoagie: There's a ferret in my pants!

Delferium: Someone put this in the Quote Thread.

Hoagie: I never quote myself!!!

Delferium: Then quote Hoagie

Hoagie: I never quote Hoagie

Delferium: Then quote yourself

Hoagie: I never quote

Delferium: Then copy

Delferium: pwnd....



You must stop saying roflcopter and say roflmarine instead... Join the growing community!

[21:08] Raiden+Amon+BoC: it's the thrill of being tol off and getting into trouble :P
[21:08] Raiden+Amon+BoC: Ooops
[21:08] Raiden+Amon+BoC: wrong target :P
[21:08] Graem/Megumi: That's what couples who partake in dogging say...
[21:09] Raiden+Amon+BoC: hoh - me and hoags discussin Mass antics
[21:09] Graem/Megumi: Sure, sure ;)
[21:09] Raiden+Amon+BoC: :P

Firstly... Lies and slander!

Secondly, if that is indeed what couples who partake in dogging say... How the devil do you know?

Hoh!  ;D

>_>

<_<

Oh look, ice-cream van!

James ‎(10:04 AM):
I AM A GOD

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:04 AM):
Well Yeah!!!!

James ‎(10:04 AM):
I was pondering battles, and more specifically...

James ‎(10:05 AM):
Forgetting to take screenies during the action

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:05 AM):
Ut oh

James ‎(10:05 AM):
So I wrote a program to automatically take screenies every 10 seconds and save them \o/

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:05 AM):
Your my hero!!!!

James ‎(10:05 AM):
Not sure it'll work on anyone's computer except mine, though >_>

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:06 AM):
Thats ok, you'll just have to be at every event from now on!!!  No problem for a GOD I guess?

James ‎(10:06 AM):
Did I say God?
I meant, uhhh...

James ‎(10:07 AM):
Fisherman...?

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:07 AM):
To late

James ‎(10:07 AM):
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:07 AM):
All ready have a screen shot
what was that forum name?

James ‎(10:08 AM):
I'll tell people you bullied me

Take/Michael Hawk ‎(10:08 AM):
Little oh me?

James ‎(10:08 AM):
Yeah!

Tonight at the Pole Arms! Hoagie was playing with my Toy bear!!!

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6879/hoagieqc4.jpg)

Whilst ordering pies for himself and Hoagie in the Trinsic Rose Raiden declared...

"Mines a large one!"
"But just a small pie fer me!"

To which the following conversation took place with Hoagie over ICQ

[21:56] Raiden (BoC): Gah! That was wasted !
[21:56] Raiden (BoC): One of Raiden's best lines too!
[21:56] Raiden (BoC): :P
[21:56] Hoagie (BoC): Hahaha
[21:56] Hoagie (BoC): You need your keyboard fixed man?
[21:56] Hoagie (BoC): n key seems a little sensitive
[21:57] Raiden (BoC): how do you mean?
[21:57] Hoagie (BoC): Raiden Morana [BoC]: One of Raiden's best lines too!
[21:57] Hoagie (BoC): S'putting ns where they shouldn't be ;)
[21:57] Raiden (BoC): Touche!
[21:57] Raiden (BoC): Hoh!
[21:57] Raiden (BoC): That is worth quoting!

I bow to Hoagie's superior wit for the first and last time! ;D

Over icq a Covian trys to show he isnt Drunk
Delfer ‎(7:37 PM):
How can I prove I;m not drunk!
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:37 PM):
Puffer testr
Blood test
Delfer ‎(7:37 PM):
...
Over ICQ?
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:37 PM):
true...
say the alkphabet backwaords
Delfer ‎(7:38 PM):
K
zyxwvuts
Delfer ‎(7:39 PM):
rqpomnlkj
Delfer ‎(7:40 PM):
ihgfedcba?
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:40 PM):
lol
Delfer ‎(7:40 PM):
I'm bad at the alphabet
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:40 PM):
i cant even do it backwords...
But guess what
Delfer ‎(7:41 PM):
What?
*Hopeful*
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:41 PM):
Quote Thread
Delfer ‎(7:41 PM):
Oh Go Damnit!
I hate you!

xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:33 AM):
btw
Does the quote thread not strike fear into you!?
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:34 AM):
The quote thread has a purpose; spread fear and chaos amongst the ranks of the unsuspecting populace.

Yet it has no effect on you. Are you mad?
You disappoint me, Fla.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:34 AM):
lol
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:35 AM):
i have some good posts in there
Who you think got Kas to yell COCK
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:35 AM):
There was a time when the words "Quote Thread" would cause even the most seasoned guardsman to quake in his boots."
lol, that was great.
Not as funny as the journal of Hoagie and someone else (desmond I believe) petting a chicken
*strokes cock*
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:35 AM):
he was dating her and she said she spyed something smooth
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:36 AM):
It was like ">_>"
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:36 AM):
and put ehr hand on his lap
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:36 AM):
..so Kas yelled "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK"?
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:37 AM):
after the others couldent guess
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:37 AM):
lol
Damn.
But back to the topic.
Quote thread.
Fear it.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(12:37 AM):
Guess what?
xxwarbringerxx ‎(12:38 AM):
Quote thread?

XxWarbringerxX [1:41 A.M.]:  I planned that from the beginning.
 XxWarbringerxX [1:41 A.M.]:  ALL OF IT
 XxWarbringerxX [1:41 A.M.]:  MUAHAHA
 "Fla Goldhammer" (490523506 - ICQ) [1:42 A.M.]:  Danm...
 "Fla Goldhammer" (490523506 - ICQ) [1:42 A.M.]:  lol
 XxWarbringerxX [1:42 A.M.]:  I was all "I'm nowhere in the quotes thread."
 XxWarbringerxX [1:42 A.M.]:  "I must remedy this."
 XxWarbringerxX [1:42 A.M.]:  And so it was.
----------------------------
Do I win?

NEVER ILL GET YOU FOR THIS

Van Cocidius ‎(14:51):
I'm looking for my fucking shoes.
Delicate ‎(14:52):
I got mine on
i gotta go woorrrk
Come go work for me
im aching
Van Cocidius ‎(14:52):
Lol and wipe up old peoples shitty arseholes?
I'd rather fart in a rats eye, then eat it on mouldy bread.


Delicate is me:P

Van is such a gentle soul.  ::)

Such undelicate language. I simply must stop reading such paltry writing!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:48 A.M.]:  Some of their plots are stupid, anyway...I mean a -Rat- Invasion of Minoc?
 XxWarbringerxX [12:48 A.M.]:  Not even Rat Men.
 XxWarbringerxX [12:48 A.M.]:  -Rats-
 XxWarbringerxX [12:48 A.M.]:  Giant rats.
 "Marcus Kobra - BoC" (284852959 - ICQ) [12:48 A.M.]:  omg
 "Marcus Kobra - BoC" (284852959 - ICQ) [12:48 A.M.]:  cheesy!
 XxWarbringerxX [12:48 A.M.]:  ...QUOTE THREAD
 "Marcus Kobra - BoC" (284852959 - ICQ) [12:49 A.M.]:  Gah!
 "Marcus Kobra - BoC" (284852959 - ICQ) [12:49 A.M.]:  You bastard
-------------------------
Talking about EA plotlines. :P

I remember the old days when everyone just had iron weps and it took like 3 people to fell a troll.

Visiting Britain when it was under invasion by groups of 3 lizardmen and 2 ratmen at a time all over the place... Running around was like trying to escape the ghettos; then again, I was like 10 at the time so it probably seemed more  :o than it was.

This guy cracks me up..seriously:

Van Cocidius ‎(03:10):
I'd shag Mary Jane.
Fuck, I'd shag Aunt May.

Talking about spiderman:D

01:04] Hoagie: Hoagie got stabbed in the rear D;
[01:05] Marcus K [BoC]: Oh god
[01:05] Marcus K [BoC]: ... what with?
[01:05] Hoagie: A shank
[01:05] Marcus K [BoC]: .... mmhmmm a shank of what?
[01:05] Hoagie: I think it was just a regular dagger, actually :P
[01:05] Marcus K [BoC]: hah
[01:05] Hoagie: Someone smuggled it to the prisoner
[01:06] Hoagie: And as expert a doctor as Marcus is
[01:06] Hoagie: He's not getting NEAR it
[01:06] Marcus K [BoC]: He wouldnt want near hoagies arse!

Strang conversations about things in hoagies bum :P

That topic seems to come up far too often Marcus :D

What can I say? People like Hoagie's butt and they cannot lie.

Does that make Hoagie a "Perfect Ass?"

 XxWarbringerxX [11:40 P.M.]:  Bwah..?
 XxWarbringerxX [11:40 P.M.]:  4 at once?
 "Kiran - VTC" [11:40 P.M.]:  And he rps seriously.
 "Kiran - VTC" [11:40 P.M.]:  Goes into line ups, battle training, the works
 "Kiran - VTC" [11:40 P.M.]:  And one is a dwarf with horrible accent
 XxWarbringerxX [11:40 P.M.]:  He -fights- with 4 at a time!?
 XxWarbringerxX [11:40 P.M.]:  This is MADNESS!
 "Kiran - VTC" [11:40 P.M.]:  THIS IS EUROPA!

Delfer ‎(8:05 PM):
 
me
 
ask
 
you
 
me
 
help
 
you

Kas has taught me well..
James ‎(8:06 PM):
You son of a bitch...
Delfer ‎(8:06 PM):
Muahahahahah!

-After Kas teaching me the fine art of Zlango Spam I used it against Hoagie!

 XxWarbringerxX [3:32 A.M.]:  This is a triumph
 XxWarbringerxX [3:32 A.M.]:  Im making a note here; huge success
 XxWarbringerxX [3:33 A.M.]:  Its hard to overstate my satisfaction (and likely imminent disappointment)
 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [3:33 A.M.]:  it's hard to overstate how many times I've heard thos
 XxWarbringerxX [3:33 A.M.]:  lol
 XxWarbringerxX [3:33 A.M.]:  Thats almost quote thread worthy.
 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [3:33 A.M.]:  If you quote it, fix my typo
 XxWarbringerxX [3:34 A.M.]:  ...
 XxWarbringerxX [3:34 A.M.]:  Dear god I cant resist it! *quotes you without fixing the typo*
-------------
Ethan = Hoagie

That's just like you Take! Exploiting the fact those sheep, which had GM wrestling after all that sparring might I add, almost killed me about 10-12 times! I payed you 8k to keep me alive for 15 minutes and you post it on the Quote thread board! You must die! *Kicks in groin and runs away squealing*

8K well spent I might say!!!  I just don't know whats worse?  Paying someone 8K while being attacked by "sheep" or Ratting yourself out on the tread?  Hmm either way the funds will go to a good cuase, should pay for all the wedding flowers!

lol? Sheep? Delf! QUIT DRINKING!
Alphabet Backwords agian! Right.... No more sheep.... or cows for Delf

Why capital punishment won't work, and why Camlo ought to be jailed!

---

- Odenetheus | Ah well. Life's harsh: I have now outlived my usefulness.

Cam - "You want your power sources to be natural? Rub two sticks together": I am afraid so. You now have to be put in a machine I like to call the "Cuber" where you'll be made into small cubes. Then we'll boil those and sell them as children's candy.

- Odenetheus | Ah well. Life's harsh: Ooh! What a delightful idea!

- - -

Later on:

Cam - "You want your power sources to be natural? Rub two sticks together" säger (02:04):
We'll just have to eat the whole of Swedish law enforcement.

On an unrelated note, anyone for some candy?

Kelly Valentine BoC ‎(21:37):
PROPOSE
PROPOSE
*Chants!*

Hoagie (BoC) ‎(21:37):
Ghuh
Will you.. marry... me? D;

Kelly Valentine BoC ‎(21:38):
HAHAHA
Quote thread.

Hoagie (BoC) ‎(21:38):
Haha

 XxWarbringerxX [1:38 P.M.]:  And I -am- rather awesome.
 "Hoagie" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:38 P.M.]:  No comment
 "Hoagie" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:39 P.M.]:  (Disputing it would be a lie, but I don't want to agree outright)
 XxWarbringerxX [1:39 P.M.]:  Quote thread.
 XxWarbringerxX [1:39 P.M.]:  And I'll add the words "HUZZAH!" below it as a comment.
 "Hoagie" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:39 P.M.]:  *Hovers cursor over the ban button*
------------------------
HUZZAH!

[05:07] Mela/Teagan: Your an alright oldman
[05:07] William Smit: OLD MAN?
[05:07] Mela/Teagan: Well I don't know how old you are
[05:07] William Smit: 23!!!
[05:07] Mela/Teagan: So Im assuming your almost an OAP
[05:07] Mela/Teagan: Ah yes you are
[05:07] William Smit: I'm in the pearl of my youth
[05:07] Mela/Teagan: Your a sodding OAP
[05:08] Mela/Teagan: I was gonna call you kid:D
[05:08] William Smit: it's either kid or old man?
[05:08] Mela/Teagan: No your an OAP
[05:08] Mela/Teagan: I know your age now
[05:08] William Smit: just what kind of sick twisted show are you running?
[05:08] William Smit: OAP?
[05:08] Mela/Teagan: Old age Pensioner
[05:08] William Smit: #$%#%

Gotrek/Bentic ‎(01:26):
Aaahhh my nipples they hurt!!!  THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM  *Twists*
Escaflowne ‎(01:26):
LOL
So random
Gotrek/Bentic ‎(01:27):
yeah im bored :/
Escaflowne ‎(01:27):
Im so gonna put that on the Covian Quote thread since Vesper hasn't got one!
Gotrek/Bentic ‎(01:27):
lol

During a training...

Hoagie [BoC]: I feel I need to point out...
Hoagie [BoC]: We're making a big face
Octipopsalot [BoC]: Shh! Yew might hear of our "big face" tactic.

"Eyrothath24 [7:40 P.M.]:  I have some problem communicating with origin
 Eyrothath24 [7:40 P.M.]:  ..why?
 XxWarbringerxX [7:40 P.M.]:  Origin has outsourced to the point where it only speaks mandarin."
---------------------
Eyrothath24 = a friend that seems to think I'm tech support.

Fazaargh zegt:
i have discovered
Fazaargh zegt:
that some ppl of my falmiy
Fazaargh zegt:
which moved some years ago\
Fazaargh zegt:
live just a few kilomoeteredsa ds (fuck wahever)
Fazaarghzegt:
from olsztyyyn\
Fazaargh zegt:
shit i'[m drubk\
Alexander ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Maniacski zegt:
OLSZTYN IS DOPE

Faza = Qom Riyadh = Crazy tech
Mani = me
Olsztyn = Polish town

*everything befor this was too inapropriate for hoagies childish eyes*

Alright new topic fast....
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:30 PM):
Too late.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:31 PM):
Hey im Raising a goat this year in Agg
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:31 PM):
call that a new topic?!
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:31 PM):
Lol....
Im talking about real life.... you dont do that in real life do you?
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:32 PM):
*eyes him*
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:32 PM):
Hmmmmmm.
.....No.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:32 PM):
You lie! *Brings the hammer of hell down apon him*
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:32 PM):
*dies?*
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:32 PM):
*laughs*
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:33 PM):
Dont' be jealous...Smit gets around.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:33 PM):
With Goats!

Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:33 PM):
Most of Vesper's new recruits are his offspring.
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:33 PM):
Half goats?!
Omg i think imma puke
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:33 PM):
Aye, satyrs.
Goat legs, human torso
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:34 PM):
No wonder yewish are so Hairy....
Smit/Grumpy ‎(7:34 PM):
with beady eyes and goatee
Gevaudan/Gustios ‎(7:35 PM):
Alrighty...
This is going on the Quote thread sorry....

AND NOW I PRESENT TO YOU! THE WORST TYPO IN THE HISTORY OF UO!!! Did i hear someone say Rape?

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8977/worsttypowm6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/worsttypowm6.jpg/1/w253.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img519/worsttypowm6.jpg/1/)

Thats.... intrestin.... mr "I <3 Hoagie" Speakin o' whitch anyone seen the Sarges Bright pink hat?

Hoagie [BoC]: See, if you'd had an army of giant penises, this never would have happened
Nathan Hawk [BrBc]: True.
Nathan Hawk [BrBc]: But alas
Nathan Hawk [BrBc]: My spaceship cap would've only allowed roughly five penises per fleet.

Hoagie and Nathan know how to play Spore.

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:43):
Try this: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6909/kimpetras1wq6.jpg
Escaflowne ‎(19:44):
Definately would
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:44):
She's a tranny.
Escaflowne ‎(19:44):
Rofl really?
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:44):
Yep
Escaflowne ‎(19:44):
loool you bastard
I still would tho
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:44):
You'd nail a chick with a dick?
Escaflowne ‎(19:45):
Why not
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:45):
You're basically boning a boy, right?
Escaflowne ‎(19:45):
I always bone boys, or have you forgotten our late nights?
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:46):
Oh yeah.
Escaflowne ‎(19:47):
How you know hes a tranny?
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:47):
Because I took those pictures out of the newsarticle going on about it
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:48):
Some new popstar hopeful or something
Escaflowne ‎(19:48):
lol link me to newsarticle
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:48):
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=587329&i=0
Escaflowne ‎(19:49):
Im so putting this convo on the Covian Quote thread
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:49):
Then for the record. I still would  *Whistle*
Escaflowne ‎(19:50):
Lol!
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:50):
And let it be known Drew would as well, he's just not admitted it because he's posting this in this thread - I bet you he'll come clean to me on TeamSpeak tonight.
Escaflowne ‎(19:53):
Yes thats right Cove! Me and Graem Carcer cyber on teamspeak everynight, Kelly Valentine and Hoagie Grayner join in most of the time too! its just one teamspeak orgy, everyone is invited!
James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(19:53):
Wake up Drew honey you're going to be late for school!
Escaflowne ‎(19:53):

How can someone be diagnosed as a transexual??

I can't imagine a doctor saying 'Well, judging by the symptoms, i beleive you are suffering from a condition, known as 'being a transexual'.



.....

You don't get diagnosed with it.

People who feel they're an X/Y trapped in a Y/X's body go to the doctors.

Generally speaking, people who feel the need to change gender have more hormones of the opposite sex in their body, than the one they're born with.

I believe there are relatively few people in the world who have undergone gender reassignment without some form of biochemical reasoning behind it.

Though, all the facts are still unclear.

It's what the news report says! :/

Yeah people have to go through a fair bit of therapy and psychologist sessions before they can even actually have the operation to become a transexual. They don't just let people do it. Hahah.

Seems that there are some fairly knowledgeable people in Cove about this subject...

Nothing wrong with the subject at all.  Sheesh, though this forums was not designed to discuss sexualty issues (even if half of cove have issues) :P

But for a quote I shall give you one from work today!

"Quality Assurance(QA): According to the publication you can not do that.
Airman1: Yeah but Cheif says.....
Airman2: The hell Cheif says hes QA!
The CO: And I told the Cheif to do it so you are ALL wrong!
Airman1/2: **** Attention on Deck!"


damned chukle head! hahaha

Sober too, just think of the possibilities. :-*

Escaflowne ‎(17:38):
Gay boi!

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:38):
This is David's mother, and I do not appreciate that kind of talk.

Escaflowne ‎(17:39):
Oh....my apologies

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:39):
owned
noob

Escaflowne ‎(17:39):
lol twat

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:39):
wondered if that would work

Escaflowne ‎(17:40):
Well i had a feeling it would be you, but if i responded with a load of abuse and it actually was your mum, it wouldnt go down very well lol
Better off on the safe side ey!

ElliotHeath[KH] ‎(17:40):
lol

That's happened to me before.  :(

My mate was showing me his baby cousin who he was looking after on webcam, and I made a joke about slapping the baby.

Bad time for the kid's mum to walk in. Yeah.

Escaflowne ‎(20:04):
GAY!

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:04):
DAR!

POINTS
TO
YOU
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Fuck sake drew you broke it - Now when will I ever know if I'm about to be bum raped?

Escaflowne ‎(20:05):
lol

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:06):
Fuck! They know! The gay police are here! DREW CALL THE FUCKING COPS HWERFSD

Escaflowne ‎(20:06):
Wtf you going on about?

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:06):
You would be so sodding useless in an emergency.

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:07):
"Drew, there's a man with a knife banging on my window, call the cops, quick"

"lol wat? busy in training."

Escaflowne ‎(20:07):
lol yeah maybe if you sounded serious
"Fuck! They know! The gay police are here! DREW CALL THE FUCKING COPS HWERFSD"
Im gonna call the cops about that?

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:07):
SHIT DUDE. I WAS BEING SERIOUS.

Escaflowne ‎(20:07):
you can get raped dude

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:08):
Now I've got a plastic car stuffed up my colon and some lipstick on my asscheek.

Escaflowne ‎(20:08):
Rofl

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:08):
One for the quote thread?

Escaflowne ‎(20:10):
you bet your arse

James/Megumi/Heskey ‎(20:10):
Get it up there. Champion

You certainly are Buttons, you certainly are.

And what does that make you?!?

(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3565/hahvw1.png)

Misunderstood?
Badly perceived?

You're still rubbish. ;D

Goddammit...

Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:23):
So your becomming a nun?
Delicate ‎(05:23):
Yes.
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:23):
wtf..
Delicate ‎(05:23):
Do you not think I'd look good in a wimple?
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:24):
No!
Nuns suck
Delicate ‎(05:25):
D:
Im seriously becoming a nun btw
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:25):
Why?
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Because men are cunts.. and..I love god?
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):
Since when have you been religious?
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Uh
Since never
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):
Hah!
Delicate ‎(05:26):
Just gotta protend..
Kevin Longshot GRD! ‎(05:26):

Kevin = Dem
Delicate = Moi

Hes so gullible its adorable. Oh and *Smites Radek*

*Punch*

Kyte: Bwahaha kas has told me how you always run off to the pub!

Hoagie: "Always" Pah! Makes me sound like some kind of alcoholic!

Kyte: We know you uni kids

Hoagie: I don't drink much!

Kyte: just a few gallons?

Hoagie: Less
         
Hoagie: On a night out, probably 2/3 pints max

Kyte: couple gallons?

Hoagie: No! 3/8 of a gallon max

Kyte: 3 sets of 8 gallons?

Hoagie: Stop BULLYING ME

Kyte: ...

Hoagie: Who the hell could drink/afford 24 gallons anyway

Kyte: who can afford 6 livers?

Hoagie: Bill Gates

Kyte: Hrmm true..

Hoagie: I bet he just has a massive pile of them

Kyte: and a private surgical team

Hoagie: Wish i had my own surgical team, I'd get so much awesome stuff done

Kyte: I would get hydraulics and neons
         ...in my pants

Hoagie: Spinning rims?
             ( I am so, so sorry)

Kyte: LMAO!

Rofl :D

While we're on the subject of Hoagie's depraved uni lifestyle, this is take from a convo last night!

[18:55] Raiden (BoC): Up to anything good tonight mon?
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Got some homework to do
[18:56] Raiden (BoC): Hoho!
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Some pasta and meatballs with my name on it
[18:56] Raiden (BoC): Har!
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Waiting for 8:00 so I can go get my books from reception
[18:56] Hoagie (BoC): Seriously
[18:57] Raiden (BoC): :o
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC): 24 hour site, and we can only get our packages from 8:00 - 10:00 in the evening?
[18:57] Raiden (BoC): Ahhh... Packages... *taps nose*
[18:57] Raiden (BoC): I knew i shoulda gone to uni!
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC): Do you have some image of me as a drug addled sex fiend or something? >_>
[18:57] Hoagie (BoC): :P
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): Well you are at uni?
[18:58] Hoagie (BoC): Haha
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): I know I would be!
[18:58] Hoagie (BoC): Doing computer science, need I remind you
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): *face palm*
[18:58] Raiden (BoC): Only kidding mon ;)
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Nah, the only person here fitting the comp sci stereotype is one of our lecturers :P
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Let's just say...
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Extensive sweatervest collectio
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): collection*
[18:59] Raiden (BoC): Does he wear sandals too?
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): Nah
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): He doesn't have a massive beard, either
[18:59] Hoagie (BoC): He looks NOTHING like Richard Stallman

...

[19:10] Hoagie (BoC): Man, I wish my lecturers looked like richard stallman...
[19:10] Raiden (BoC): Not Cheryl Cole or Kelly Brook?
[19:11] Hoagie (BoC): They're all guys, so I think that'd just be kind of weird

I think we can agree that the following is true of all women... It's taken from a "What annoys you about your other-half?" thread on a motoring forum I post on:

She's cheating on him with the "cat"

*blushes and looks guilty* Okay, yes, I get very distracted very easily....but I at least push pause!

Ment to post this ages ago... kas and hoagie prolly dont remember this convo!

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8980/escasbumyq0.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Hear that Esca!? Ya got a shot!

Gah the secrets out Hoagie!
Alright its true, me and Hoagie are madly in love, some call it forbidden love, i call it true love. He is my little Hoagie Bear.

Gunther!? And he ooh my ding ding dong, ooh my tralala comes rushing back. . .  damn those nights in K8

I don't remember that!

But it does seem like something I would say...

Kraadu says:
it is hard as a man [To play hard to get]
Charles "Panzer Balls" Webb says:
Oh?
Kraadu says:
you get a boner and you want to poke things

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/LeithVsStealther.jpg)

He was hiding in my line of sight, beside a lantern.

>_>

That would be Corporal Leith Calder, one of my Catskills characters.

Quality one! Hate it when people hide in plain sight!

 XxWarbringerxX [9:31 P.M.]:  I lose at Life.
 XxWarbringerxX [9:31 P.M.]:  ...the board game.
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I really should think before I type.

Sir Dawning ‎(3:03 PM):
where can you buy gold online?
James ‎(3:03 PM):
www.howtoplaygamesproperlyandnotbealittlenoob.com
>_>


I know now... Hoagie is loaded get gold from him *checklist*

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8159/lulzbv1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/lulzbv1.jpg/1/w254.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img132/lulzbv1.jpg/1/)

RAEP?

Radek Wilkes [Grd] ‎(17:01):
Duuudee.
Radek Wilkes [Grd] ‎(17:02):
Need a 'serious' command chat, lulz.
Hoagie ‎(17:03):
I'm serious
Now smell this flower
<Insert serious command chat!>
Hoagie ‎(17:11):
Are you actually typing?
Radek Wilkes [Grd] ‎(17:11):
..No
Hoagie ‎(17:11):
Oh, my client was lying, and I was waiting for you to finish
Radek Wilkes [Grd] ‎(17:12):
...Lol, I was jamming on space bar and back space to the verve if that counts.

Hoagie ‎(17:12):
Hahah
"Serious command chat" indeed...
Radek Wilkes [Grd] ‎(17:12):
Haha

 XxWarbringerxX [8:55 P.M.]:  I'm going to have to post this up later tonight, though.
 "Ethan" [8:56 P.M.]:  Buahahah
 XxWarbringerxX [8:58 P.M.]:  Im totally going to bed though.
 XxWarbringerxX [8:58 P.M.]:  That was exhausting. XD
 "Ethan" [8:59 P.M.]:  Hahah
 "Ethan" [8:59 P.M.]:  Yeah, think I'll go to bed soonish
 XxWarbringerxX [8:59 P.M.]:  But...so good...
 XxWarbringerxX [8:59 P.M.]:  Its like sex.
 "Ethan" [8:59 P.M.]:  Except we have it?
 XxWarbringerxX [8:59 P.M.]:  Precisely.
 XxWarbringerxX [8:59 P.M.]:  Quote thread.
 "Ethan" [9:00 P.M.]:  Haha
 "Ethan" [9:00 P.M.]:  Oh god I'm so alone
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Referring to a training we did that lasted like 4 hours.
Ethan = Hoagie

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/NicholiQuote.jpg)

 "Ismene"[10:11 P.M.]:  *grins* yes.. I have so far restrained myself from speaking japanese, indonesian, or chinese.
 XxWarbringerxX [10:11 P.M.]:  Because it would all go over my head.
 "Ismene"[10:12 P.M.]:  *laughs* which is nothing bad, you just don't speak them yet.
 XxWarbringerxX [10:12 P.M.]:  ...I do, however, speak Orcish.
 XxWarbringerxX [10:12 P.M.]:  Mi blah urukblah.
 "Ismene"[10:12 P.M.]:  *grins*
 "Ismene"[10:13 P.M.]:  Yeah! That should be a widely spoken language...I bet its fun to start blahing in orcish in board meetings.
 XxWarbringerxX [10:13 P.M.]:  Right...heres my business plan;
 XxWarbringerxX [10:13 P.M.]:  "Wi mayk demz gib tribuut tu UrukCorp."
 XxWarbringerxX [10:13 P.M.]:  "Ib demz gib nub, wib klomp demz."
 "Ismene"[10:14 P.M.]:  and the whole room scream Hoowah!! Hoowah to da Wargod!
 "Ismene"[10:14 P.M.]:  yes that will go splendidly
 XxWarbringerxX [10:14 P.M.]:  No.
 XxWarbringerxX [10:14 P.M.]:  "TribuutGod"
 XxWarbringerxX [10:14 P.M.]:  We're businessorcs.

(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1053/manlubbinml7.png)

"Ethan" [7:03 P.M.]:  Start living on a lazy uni student diet :P
"Ethan" [7:03 P.M.]:  Chicken and rice wont seem so bad
XxWarbringerxX [7:04 P.M.]:  You ever actually get tired of Ramen? :P
"Ethan" [7:04 P.M.]:  Unless it was from one of those microwavable pouch things
"Ethan" [7:04 P.M.]:  I know what those words mean, but I don't understand how they fit together
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Ethan = Hoagie

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/TheHats4.jpg)

XxWarbringerxX [10:39 P.M.]: You know, depth charges...? Come in handy for anti-submarine warfare? Explosive barrels, blow up at a certain depth?
"Black Tom Vane" [10:39 P.M.]:  Oh yeah, I think I've heard the term before in conversations about fishing... lol
XxWarbringerxX [10:40 P.M.]:  If you're fishing with depths charges, you seriously need to get out of the navy.
"Black Tom Vane" [10:41 P.M.]:  *POW* *every fish in the lake floats to the surface* "Get the net"
XxWarbringerxX [10:42 P.M.]:  Damn Texans.
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Black Tom Van = Old co-gm from my Catskills pirate guild. Also used to be a co-gm in VTC, I believe.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/Warbringer/HoagieGoesToGayBars.jpg)

I'm so, so sorry.

Ghey bar tour... that sounds interesting. I wonder if he went home alone ;)

So desperately alone. :(

Pfft me and Hoagie were tearing the place up with our slick moves! Hoagie slipped the tounge on me once too i swear!

#You kissed a boy and you liked it, The taste of his cherry chapstick ;)#

(http://xs435.xs.to/xs435/09046/rat778.jpg)

Faden, Faden, Faden... I never thought you'd come to vandalism! Tsk.. Tsk..



And just sooo you know! I DID get that ferret(Totally not a rat) and his name is Slink! I hope you're looking forward to meeting him..

I am. >:(