I would pay to se Eason come out of a cake naked at a Grd party..


Please. Do. It.

Thats right guys..

Some of you may have noticed that I have been innactive for about a month. This will unfortunatly be continuing for another month or so.. Perhaps more..

Basically I did a stint of location sound recording and got offered a load of paid work in London doing what I love (making films) so I have been non-stop prepping and working my cinema job for the past few weeks.. The shoots are all through May so I will be unavailable then..

That being the case I will be unable to play UO as much as I would like/should as a member of command so will be stepping down from leadership of the Scouts and logging in when I can.. Which will be sporadic..

Hope to see you around guys.

damn RL.

Dave

I love the Docks.

[Mapping Templewood:]

Mapping Templewood:

Attending:

Scout Corporal, Jenifer Feather
Junior Scout, Fred (OOC: Kal Shadowhand)

The Templewood Map..

Oh what a WONDERFUL map..

1. Fort

This Fort is particularly well fortified. There is a huge cannon pointed to the South so attacking from the North would be preferable.. Though there is no way in from the North and it is protected from the other Templewood Buildings..

There is an odd looking pattern drawn on the floor in one of the back rooms with some strange Arcane Gems thrown on them in a seemingly important pattern.. I spied this through a window into a locked room so couldn't investigate further..

2. Wild Mare Tavern

Not much to mention about the Wildmare.. A nice looking Tavern though. Personally I've never had a drink there.. Its always been closed or unstaffed when I've arrived. But it is very tastefully decorated with plenty of room for Jigging. Not much of a military threat.

3. Beaufort

Seemingly the heart of Templewood. A beautiful fort/castle structure.. Very well made.. Very well fortified and difficult to attack. There are relics everywhere inside.. It is clear that this building is very important to the Knights. It is worth mentioning that this is where I discovered the info mation regarding the virtues that the Knights hold so dear that I will report in another post at a later date...

4. Forge and Stores

This is where the Knights keep their weaponry and armour... And make them. A perfect spot to take over to cut out their flow of recruits as a recruit without any equipment is usless.. As is a Grand Knight with no sword..

5. Training Area

This building is very well locked up but seems to be where they train their new Knights into the killing machines they are. Through a window I managed to spot a huge sword and a pile of maps and books.. Perhaps where they hold their military meetings...

6. Market Square

A rather lovely Market Square.. A small forge and an open air tavern with beautiful seating arrangements and shrubberies.. Not much of a threat to Cove.

7. Jousting Arena

This house was inaccessible.. It look horrible from the outside.. And seemed to be sporting a Banner on its roof that read 'KT'. Clearly an important building but without access to even the windows there was nothing we could peek inside.

The only clue we had was the name.. Jousting Arena.. Probably a place to train their horses and host events.

8. Alchemy Lab

Not sure what experiments are going on here. But the trees outside are all dead. So it cannot be good.. Seems odd that a knight of virtue would be experimenting with potions that can kill.. But that seems to be the case.. Seems we should keep an eye on this place..

That concludes the infomation I was able to gain from the map making mission. There were no Knights about to question regarding their beliefs and there was no sign of their military strengh. The investigation is ongoing.

Signed : Jenifer Feather

[If no one objects:]

If no one objects:

I shall lead the Covian men and women to this obviously presitiguos event. I would like people to gather on the Barracks rooftop at 9:00 for a small meeting beforehand to discuss HOW to look better than the Yewians.

Signed: Jenifer Feather

Im a member. Usually he just spouts random characters at me..

When he asked about the sexy army I knew it wasnt a virus..

He is the Captain of Copulation.

Come on lads and lasses!

We can't let one person enter this competition and win by just placing a few damn banners! Lets see some Covian recruitment hustle!!

Signed Jenifer Feather

*jenifer studies the images in the report whilst sipping a small bottle of coves finest ale. One image grabs her attention more than the rest.. Grabbing a quill a note is scribbled to the report a and then handed back to Angus..

Angus, the image of Lucas in this report troubles me greatly.. I have never seen a creature or heardof an illness that would cause such a volatile shift in a persons body. If you, or anyone else who was presnt could provide a small report on the incident in question below it would be greatly appreciated.. If there is some dark magic afoot, it must be quelled.

Signed: Jenifer Feather 

*bump*

Im confused.. but.. WELCOME BACK!?!?!?! I guess!?!?!

[Light Company Meeting:]

Light Company Meeting:

There will be a meeting next Thursday at 6pm. We will be having a visit from an outside instructor who is going to teach us about discipline. I will of course also be joining in. We will then have an hour or so target practice before a party being held in StoneKeep at 8pm.

If you could all make an effort to be there I would be very happy.


Signed: Jenifer Feather

[What:]

Thats right Scouts. Its time to get your discipline on. The last few battles havn't been particularly impressive from us.. So lets get back to being the tight fighting force we SHOULD be.

What: Training session for Scouts and Scout recruits..
Who: Scouts and Scout Recruits..
Where: Atop the Barracks..
When: 6pm Thursday.

"You know what, I haven't seen a recruit get mercilessly slaughtered by a group of hungry mongbats for a while.."
"That's because the few recriots we've had have been good.."
"Well, I guess if we get more recruits in, the chances of getting some eaten will increase...."
"Recruitment Drive?.."
"Recruitment Drive."

March Recruitment Month!

That's right ladies and gentlemen! In the month of March we will be holding a recruitment competition. Fabulous prizes and glory awaits the winning Guardsmen and any rank can participate and join in the recruitment fun.

You will receive points for the completion of various recruitment tasks and there are Bonus Points awarded for creativity and innovation in your methods...

1pt - Every Banner placed
2pt - Every Cross-Shard Banner
15pt - Recruitment Stall (Must be held for a minimum of 30 minutes)
5pt - Attended Recruitment Stall
30pt - Candidate recruited
- Bonus points awarded at commands discretion..

The fabulous prizes on offer are:

1st - 1,000,000 coins, scribed weapon and a medal.
2nd - 500,000 coins, scribed armor.
3rd - 250,000 coins.

The competition will run from the 1st March - 31st March with the prizes being given out on Sunday 4th April. So get your recruiting hats on and win some prizes!

All reports on recruiting events are to be posted below. Only reports posted below will count toward your recruitment point score.

Name:                                                                Recruitment Points:
Larinya                                                                         125
Rita Whalebiter                                                             84
Ilyana                                                                         60
Torrak Keres                                                                30
Starkand                                                                     30
Dylan Freewater                                                           35
Keitaro Kazami                                                              20
Lucas Drachen                                                              10

[Patrol of the Orc Fort]

Patrol of the Orc Fort

Led By: Jenifer Feather
Attended: Lossarius

We sped over to the orc fort and destroyed the heathenous monsters.. A pretty uneventful patrol, usual numbers of orcs milling around.. took down one brute.. which is always good.. those big buggers need destroying as soon as they are born if you ask me. We collect 10,000 crowns.. 5,000 of which were donated to the coffers by Lossarius.

The thrilling adventure...

Signed: Jenifer Feather

I believe that is cheating.