It was another day in the vibrant and Sosaria renowned cultural life of Cove, as a mysterious 'Sammy Hagar' arranged a humble arts and crafts lesson to be undertaken by locals and foreigners alike. But not all was as it seemed! Quick witted Covian guardsmen soon spotted the event was a devious ruse for the distribution of illegal nightshade and 'magic' witchshrooms!
Swiftly leaping into action, the guardsmen commanded by Captain 'Loverat' Morana apprehended Hagar and two other suspects, known as Electric Eason and Grassman Watership. Yet in an episode of what can only be described as elvish trickery, all suspects managed to escape, trying to flee to the safety of Vesper where all manner of crime and evil is tolerated!
Hearing that the suspects had been remanded in Vesperian custody, Commander Hoagie 'Hairless' Grayner in conjunction with Marcus 'Mad Doc' Kobra negotiated the handing over of Grassman Watership to face fair, well documented, and righteous Covian justice!
Electric Eason and the scallywag Hagar remain at large and are presumed to be armed and dangerous! Lawful Covian citizens are advised not to approach them, and to lock their doors!
RUMOURS:
§ Where has the Baron's statue vanished to? Has it been stolen by jealous Vesperians?
§ Strange meetings of Arcanists reported! Could they be up to something?
§ Barracks roof looks unstable after significant water damage!
WILL THE CRIMINALS BE APPREHENDED?
CAN COVE'S CRIME WAVE BE HALTED?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE COVETOWNE GAZETTE, COVE'S MOST LAW ABIDING NEWS SOURCE!
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