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« on: March 06, 2008, 04:56:39 pm »
Go to Google:

Search term: find chuck norris

Don't select Search but "I'm feeling lucky"
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 06:29:15 pm »
Haha thats awesome
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 06:58:32 pm »
My favourites.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Time waits for no man... Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 06:59:57 pm »
And of course..
 

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 11:19:34 pm »
Only Chuck Norris can jump on a bungee off the kerbstone.

Chuck Norris stands faster than you can run.

Chuck Norris can run with his left leg and walk his right in the same time.

Chuck Norris kills so fast, that his victim dies the day before.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 04:01:55 am »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.. too bad he never cried.
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2008, 01:04:02 pm »
And this got through the babble filter?! Time for the Khae to start babbling!
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2008, 05:07:15 pm »
It's relevant to the thread mafaga..
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2008, 09:36:09 pm »
all due respect, the Hoff beats Chuck Norris  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2008, 10:36:42 pm »
Ofkoz it is; I was just going to admit that Shetland is the Chuck Norris of Cove.
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 10:54:57 pm »
Well some threads are sanctioned even if not related to UO, to preserve the right to chit-chat a little.. Its just upto the admin's to decide what and what isn't sanctioned..

Of course if you lock this thread you'll get Chuck Norris on all of our asses.. so.. Not a smart move..
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2008, 12:53:46 pm »
Al-riiiiiiiiiighty then!




But aren't Chuck Norris jokes rather... old?
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2008, 04:19:59 pm »
Not old... Classic..
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 09:08:23 pm »
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