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In Character Boards / Old Events / Whiskey and Wrestling!
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on: September 19, 2018, 03:44:50 am
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*Posters stuck all around Cove and surrounding cities*
COME ONE! COME ALL!
When- 19 Sept.
Time- 8:45 pm GMT
Come out to the Memorial Square in Cove, located behind the Cardinal Inn! Where we will have all the Drinks your heart desires, and a friendly Wrestling Tournament hosted by your favorite Kazami Girls! Prizes will be given to the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place winners! Will it be a Naked Wrestling Tourney? Or a Mud Wrestling one? Come by and find out! Entry will be upon arrival!
ALL are Welcome to come and enjoy this event! Invite your friends from Vesper and our Allies in Yew!
Hope to see you all there!!!
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Element boards / Citizen Board / Beautiful Vengeance
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on: August 04, 2018, 04:59:05 am
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Upon my arrival tonight at the Goblin, what ever do I see but a sleepy Guardsman by the name of Tiberius Kane. Of course he had tried to pay off the damages he and others made to my poor Goblin but, something in me stirred tonight, I guess you can say I was feeling slightly petty? I had always loved doing hair and make up, and given the poor man didn't have enough hair for me to style, I chose to have some fun. Quietly pulling out my face powder, eyes shadows and Lip stain, I gentle began applying it to his face. Of course I could only get one side at a time, but I managed it! Poor man was so soundly asleep he couldn't feel a thing. To finish up, I left a cute kiss stain on his cheek, just in time too, he began waking up! He first accused me of stealing his coin, but alas, I am an honest person, I do not steal. But no one ever said applying make up to a sleeping Guardsman was illegal. For a short time, his fellow Guards would come in and try their best not to laugh, no one wanted to point it out. Poor Carolin was beside herself. I had her rush to get a hand mirror, checked my lipstick, and handed the poor man the Mirror. The reaction was exactly how one would picture it. As i said to Carolin, Revenge..is a dish best served cold...or in this case, it's just Beautiful Vengeance...  |
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Element boards / Citizen Board / The Goblin Dart Tournament
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on: August 03, 2018, 06:35:46 pm
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I could not help but look around at the Goblin and realize how unbusy we were. Now this was simply unheard of! I sat for hours racking my brain on what I could do, then it hit me. Citizens, Guardsmen, ALL people LOVE playing darts. They also LOVE getting prizes. I gathered up three hats with jingly bells and had some things stitched up on it, then made flyers and set it up around town, even dropped a few in Yew and Vesper. The night was fairly successful, the goblin managed to at least pull in over 12,000 gold, mostly because that BAKA! Tiberius guy decided to buy his way out of what he did to my poor Tavern. I..GUESS I could forgive it... but I DO have my eye on him. Now my dart game suddenly turned to a game of strip darts. I'm not exactly sure why I allowed it but, it made the people happy. It made them more interested. This was it! I decided, this shall be a weekly event.....
At the end of the game, an elf named Terelieth was naked and running amuck through the goblin, and here I hoped it would be Tiberius...Scores were as follows:Leanne-189 Axiana-182 Tiberius-142 Terelieth-134 Pickles 125 
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In Character Boards / Old Events / The Goblin Dart Tournament 8/2/2018
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on: August 02, 2018, 05:54:07 am
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 When: 9 pm GMT Where: The Goblin Bring: Your hard earned Gold! ATTENTION CITZENS AND GUARDSMEN! The Goblin proudly presents our grand Dart Tournament! You feeling lucky? Got good aim? Hate Mongbats??? Well this is the night for you! Prizes will be as follows: Third Place- A Hat Engraved with "3rd place and all I got is this stupid hat" along with 1 bottle of free Booze Second Place- A Hat Engraved with "2nd place because I Can Sort of Aim" along with 1 week of free Booze First Place- A Hat Engraved with "1st Place Mongbat Killer" Along with 1 month of free Booze Come out and play the game and socialize with your friends! Be nice, Tip your barmaid! |
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Element boards / Citizen Task Board / Re: [Ongoing Task] All The Ammunition
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on: August 02, 2018, 04:13:17 am
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Sat around the Goblin, Grumbling about disorganization and needing to hire another barmaid, I ran across my brothers old Bow he left here. Sudden realization hit me, Our guardsmen need supplies. I could very well join up but that would mean worrying Mizuho more with having both siblings in the army, and losing her Manager. Oh well, I set out to do what I am best at, chopping down trees. Making a good stack of usable wood to make the shaft of arrows and bolts, I then considered how I was to get the feathers I needed. I remember a long time ago while training to use my axe for more then just wacking trees, there was a harpy nest at the Spirit Shrine. Being a bit miffed at Farking Tiberius! a certain guardsman for wrecking my bar, leaving empty wine bottles and vomit everywhere, not to mention a dead bear corpse! I figured, Hey, May as well let some anger off on those Feathered wenches. For several hours I stayed in that nook where they all piled into and diligently plucked every feather off their dead bodies. The pure pleasure and relief of all anger I felt doing that amazed me. Skipping home to the Goblin singing a song about killing birdwomen, I proceeded to sit another few hours in the basement of the Goblin meticulously making each individual arrow and bolt. I wasnt sure what time it was, but I headed to the Barracks to try and find one of those Useless guardsmen to give them to. Of course, no one but the injured were there. I proceeded to walk further north to see if anyone would be patroling and immidiately ran into an Ettin. Dispatching it and walking a bit further I found the Commanders home. Not sure if he remembered me, I left him a note in his Mail Box along with the arrows and bolts I made. I don't expect any Gold as payment for the bolts and arrows. Just knowing I helped the Army was good enough for me.  Signed, Yukina Kazami, Goblin Manageress |
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Element boards / Citizen Board / Re: WANTED: 5,000 GOLD
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on: July 19, 2018, 03:47:37 am
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*Looks at the flyer and chuckles..*
"Well, looks like a good offer to me...Think I'll go get this poor sod out tomorrow...all else, the goblin could use an extra hand...Should probably write up a written contract to insure he works for the entire month....Mizuho and I do have a lot of work that needs to be done for the Goblin..."
*Takes 5,000 gold coins and sets it aside until morning...*
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