Baron Octiovus,

This morning a Waywatcher, acting alone, attacked and injured a Watchman in your service.

I believe this attack was motivated by events at the recent trial of Nadia Smith. I am yet to establish why this happened but rest assured it will be established. An arrest warrant has been issued and the Waywatcher's powers have been stripped until further notice.

I have included a copy of the warrant in this letter.
http://guardsmenmilitia.boards.net/thread/157/arrest-warrant-waywatcher-sparrow?page=1&scrollTo=418

This is an isolated incident and not representative of Yew's foreign policy.
The estranged Waywatcher shall be brought to justice in a fashion that we find mutually agreeable.

*Signed and stamped*

Sergeant Wilkes

The trial of Nadia Smith will take place at Yew Courts on Sunday night, 9pm.

Please arrive promptly.

The only issue I had was with UOAssist asking you to link it to some patch files, that can be alittle tricky to find, although I managed it with abit of trial and error.

Have teh funz.

The people, the memories, the fact that UO has the best concept for a game out of all the MMO's and singleplayers out there, fullstop.

[*Looks into it*]

Hrm. Thanks Hoagie. *Looks into it*

[Yew]

Linaeus,

Just to let you know, I have approached a 'Sosarian Billionaire', who has donated to the likes of Vesper and Yew, it is very probable that he will donate to BoC the sum of 50 mil, which should more than cover further purchases required for the fort.  He intends on icqing me in a few days, when he is next in-game...

News to me. =P

They're all the same.

I believe underpants are called -under-pants for a reason, deary.

It does get used. Just not when you log on your footman, once a month. =P

yea yew can invade it...... which they did last night

..Invade it?

We walked through the unlocked door and had a picnic, I think you need to work on your definitions.

Name him Brian O'Conner

BoC

Sure, name him after my craftie.

When you have no lettering on your Ctrl and S keys.

This afternoon we evicted a Covian citizen from Stonekeep for refusal to pay tax. While we appreciate Covian military support in times of armed conflict may I ask you to remind your populace that even Yewish civilians must pay the road tax and that nobody is exempt.

While we will not be persuing this act of tax evasion in Yew as we fear for the mental capacity of the person in question, we shall ofcourse be continuing to tax all people who enter Stonekeep, as we have done since Stonekeep was built.
I'm sure you can understand our principles.

Thank you,
Radek Wilkes, Lieutenant.
Guardsmen Militia of Yew.

You're so weak.