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Gregor Eason
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« on: January 16, 2005, 02:23:15 pm »
Submit ye jokes here!
Ahem...

"What do ye do when a Vesperian throws an explosion potion at ye?"
(OOC: Report him!)
"Pull the stopper out and throw it back!!"

Har Har.....
Come on! Challenge me! I want to hear some good jokes.
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Shadwell
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2005, 03:13:00 pm »
S'two Drows walkin' thru the city of Trinsic..

Suddenly one asks the other:

"Can I walk in the middle?"

Hawr Hawr hawr!
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The Baron's Adjutant.
Hoagie ‎(6:24 PM):
Basically, the core purpose of BoC is to troll Grd
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2005, 07:06:48 pm »
Hey! Stop encouraging them otherwise i'll be out of a job!

Anyway...

Two Guardsmen were walking through the orc fort when one said to the other,

"Hey! You said we were going to the zoo!"
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Gregor Eason
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2005, 07:11:17 am »
Hrmm.... Jester was it?
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Locke DaOrt
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2005, 07:15:25 am »
Commander Eason was walking down the road of vesper when he suddenly stopped and thought to himself.....i want to get a tattoo of a fairy

(not a joke...more of a personal War)
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 03:11:49 pm »
Then eason saw locke walking towards him, bearing the strangest of tatto's. A monkey? By gosh, its a monkey.

(OOC-Northen monkey)
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"Birdie sings the sweetest things,
Bump The Elephant isn't quite as elegant
'Cos the sound get's tangled round,
In his trunkety trunk"
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2005, 10:18:12 pm »
[OOC] Again, you know where the babble board is. [/OOC]
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Vince Valentine BoC (01:26) :
Don't mock me! I get 10% discount at tescos!
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 10:10:42 pm »
Three orcs are stranded on a deserted island. They find a magic lamp with a genie in. The genie grants them one wish each. The first orc: "Me's wanta bya 10 persjent smarta!" And so the first orc turned into dog and swam off the island.

The next orc wanted to be 25 percent smarter. He was turned into a human, built a raft and got over the island. The last orc wanted to be 50 percent smarter. He became an elf and walked over the bridge.

*signed in elven*
 Khaelieth
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2005, 10:34:23 pm »
*walks upto khaeltih*

Hey, ye stold my joke! I told that joke the other ngiht sir!
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"Birdie sings the sweetest things,
Bump The Elephant isn't quite as elegant
'Cos the sound get's tangled round,
In his trunkety trunk"
Gregor Eason
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2005, 04:33:09 pm »
*chuckles* With a fair twist though.
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Khaelieth
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2005, 05:08:36 pm »
oh, sorry...Didn't hear you say it, honest
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2005, 05:10:27 pm »
*glares*
Hmm
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"Birdie sings the sweetest things,
Bump The Elephant isn't quite as elegant
'Cos the sound get's tangled round,
In his trunkety trunk"
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2005, 12:13:32 am »
(OOC seriously, I didn't see you say it, heard it from a friend, but then it was about blondes instead)

It's an ancient elven joke, not my invention. But I will apologise anyway *smiles*
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2005, 12:28:01 am »
Tis okay my friend, i am glad a joke has been passed on in the covian barracks *smiles*
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"Birdie sings the sweetest things,
Bump The Elephant isn't quite as elegant
'Cos the sound get's tangled round,
In his trunkety trunk"
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2005, 04:39:20 am »
time for more jokes
a man walks into a butchers
"excuse me have you got a sheeps head"
"no" says the butcher"it's just the way i comb my hair"


why did god creat adam before eve?
to give adam a chance to speak

how do you kill an entier circus at once?
go for the juggler
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