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Will Little
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2005, 08:54:47 pm »
Indeed, good jokes, sirs!
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Althalus
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2005, 01:21:35 pm »
a man from trinsic, a man from cove and an orc were all pasangers on a boat when a shark bit a hole in the hull, the caption rush to the passangeres and told them "throw all you can spare overboard we must lose weight to make land!". so the trinsic man gatheres up his chest of little moddles of trinsic and tosses it overboard, turning around he says to his fellow passangers "dont worry there are plenty more of those where i come from". next the orc starts throwing out crates of disgusting orc food saying " this there is plenty of where I come from". the covian walks up behind the orc and watches him for a moment before asking "are you sure you can spare all that?". tho orc nods so the covian shrugs then places his foot firmly on the orcs backside and pushes it overboard.  Turning to the crew he says "what? theres hundreds of em where i come from!"
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Khaelieth
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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2005, 04:10:40 pm »
The Dark Elves' reputation for cruelty, their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for "fluffy"
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Rebecca - The Swaggers Inn.
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2005, 01:43:32 am »
How do ye save a Drow from drowning?

- Remove ye foot from his neck...
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Althalus
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2005, 03:12:57 am »
Q) Whats pink and hangs out your underpants?
A) your mum Tongue
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Locke DaOrt
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2005, 03:21:52 am »
Ur mums pink?
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Nathaniel Hawk
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2005, 02:39:14 pm »
Quote from: Sarah Eman on February 11, 2005, 01:43:32 am
How do ye save a Drow from drowning?

- Remove ye foot from his neck...

nonono it should be
"Do you know how to save a drow from drowning?"
"No?"
"Good" ^^
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Althalus
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2005, 04:15:15 pm »
fine a kind of peach colour then ..... happy now?
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2005, 03:07:18 pm »
Started to veer off-course into another babble topic.
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Vince Valentine BoC (01:26) :
Don't mock me! I get 10% discount at tescos!
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