*Erik walks into the barracks and finds only Ahmed there*
Bah! No other guards around to do some meanin'ful duty? Care to venture on a small exploration then sir?
Will it involve plenty of danger, excitement and adventure?Plenty sir! Plenty for the both of us! We'll be headin' down Hythlot sir. Into the very pits of hell and battle it's most fiercest minions! Songs and poems describin' our heroism will be written about this!
Riiight, I just call that saturday, but sure...*A few hours later Erik and Ahmed stare into the looming darkness of Hythlot*
Right! Lets see what fierless minions we find here!
*Erik and Ahmed make their way down battling small creatures and start to grumble a bit about the lack of heroics*
*After a small while the resistance picks up and hordes of Gargoyles assult the two men. Just as they felt comfortable they could slay the last assailing party..*
A BALRON! Flee! Flee for your lives!
*Erik and Ahmed stumble heedlesly into different corridors untill they reach an iron door*
Sir! Wait! LISTEN!
*Ahmed puts his ear to the door*
Deamons sir! Plenty o' them! And it sounds like they're not alone!
Quite pickle we're in now! Ah well. Let's have at them!No sir! Wait! I have a cunnin' plan! Yessir! I have one!
Oh brother! Your plans never work Arkay! What is it this time?Sir, you duck behind that rubble. I'll open the doors, grab their attention and dash off back from where we came!
Hmm, I'm starting to see the flaw in your plan, but do continue! Well errr... then I run back to here and we slam the doors on them! Gwahahaha! It's foolproof sir!
*Ahmed sighs and ducks behind the rubble*
*Erik open the doors, shoots an arrow into the pack and starts to run down the hallways*
Gwahaha! Follow me you fools! Follow the Plan!
*A pack of deamons storm out the doors, take one look at Arkay and then proceed to attack a bewildered Ahmed. They spotted him! The plan fumbled*
Gwahahaha! Follow me ye fo... Errr....SIR!!!!!!
*Erik dashes back to Ahmed and a fierce battle starts*
*Ahmed takes off his helmet and wipes off some sweat*
That was a brilliant plan ye illiterate foo'!Sorry sir!
*In walks Joey Lanai and Drachir*
Never fear! Joey's 'ere! Ye didn't think we'd let ye claim all the glory, now did ye?*Before moving forward Ahmed suddenly notices his boots are gone*
Wha??? How the hell? They must have wrestled those off in the fight. Why on earth would they take me boots?*The party advances and Ahmed steps into a spiketrap badly wounding his naked feet*
*Fierce fighting erupts with the four brave adventurers advincing deeper and deeper. Scores of deamons and whole hordes of Gargoyles all break like waves on their huddled formation*
I think we'll make it lads! We've taken them out! We've done it!
GWAAAAAAAA! FLEEEE! *Joey starts to run around the main room with the Balron and 6 Gargoyles on his tail screaming and cussing like a pirate while a new pack of deamons and Gargoyles cut off the other three*
Joey's a goner! He's as dead as a doornail! Noone can survive that! No point in even lookin'!
*The doors fling open and Joey dashes through with the Balron still on his tail and now only one gargoyle*
Three, Four, Five! And still alive!
*Just as he said that Joey gets hammered down by the Balron. The other three make a dashing stand but soon follow Joey into unconsciousness amidst a mount of slain foes*
*Several hours later the four find themselves waking up in the grass near Cove. They'll never quite understand how but they seem to agree it was the Avatar rewarding them for their heroic battle and the slaying of many demonic spawn*
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