*Perrin walks up to the public notice board with a small note in his hand. He finds a bit of open space and carefully pins it up...*

Looking for a bloke who can put ink to flesh. Will pay well.

*Signed*
Perrin Stonespear

As the title of the thread says chaps... More pics less babble otherwise I'll get my staff out and start whacking! >_>

Aye, ye don't want to feel the wrath of the half-panda-half-racoon-beast!

Covian blades and bows have helped slay not one, but two, hulking Crimson Wyrms.

The first in Vesper...



and the second in Britain...



Whatever troubles may lie ahead, the brave folk of Cove shall meet them head on!

*Signed Proudly*
Perrin Stonespear

((OOC: Such good action screenies, I just had to post them!))

[Leading:]

Leading:
Perrin

Attending:
Torrak Keres
Kas Valentine
Hoagie

Loot:
Keres: donated 500
Kas: donated 500
Hoagie: donated 500

Total for the Coffers: 2800

With a helping hand from Kas, we quickly arrived in Jhelom. Our first task was securing a boat for transport. The locals were kind enough to oblige us and thus we were on our way.

Sailing due East we came across two islands, neither of which was our destination. With sharp eyes, we scoured the area for any Kaldorian sign. The inhabitants of these two islands consisted mostly of birds and snakes, but we did stumble across a pair of deranged hermits. After sorting that grim business, we doubled back to Jhelom and headed North.

We made landfall at Dragon Isle near a small house fort. No one answered our calls, so after some deliberation we decided that we couldn't leave a potential threat at our backs. Having torched the potential menace, we proceeded along the coast. We soon arrived at the step of a large Avatarian shrine and stopped to give a prayer or two. Trudging a good distance more around the island, we finally found what we were looking for. The vine covered ruins were abandoned and nothing was left except some straw mats and an old cauldron that smelled of turnips. Leaving nothing to chance, we set fire to whatever would burn.

With our primary goal accomplished, we sailed North for the mainland and came ashore in a rather swampy area. Feeling adventurous, we slogged onwards into the mire. It wasn't long before we ran into groups of stinking Ratmen and Savages! Wasting no time, we set about laying waste to them and their huts. The loot was slim, but felling savages is reward enough! As an extra bonus, we were treated to an impression of Escaflowne by Keres!

After arriving home in Cove we began to count our haul when we were jumped by brigands! Nothing is more fearsome than a Covian defending his share however, and in short order all the knaves lay belly up.

No loss of Covian life and gold for the coffers! A successful trip I'd say!

*Signed*
Perrin Stonespear

[tyrant]

*With a scowl Perrin pins up an official looking document. Growling and cursing under his breath, he scribbles in a few changes..*

Citizens of Britannia!

Know that the Royal Council, in unanimous and glorious unity, has elected from amongst their noble selves a new man tyrant of the people, and for the people. Know that the Royal Ambassador Casca has been raised up to lead the people of Britannia in her times of peril and peace, as King pro-tempore, with all rights, statuses, and honors thereof.
Know that Lord Casca, ruler of the Kingdom of Britannia, shall lead his people with humility and grace avarice and idiocy, always striving for the greater good his own advancement, always seeking to honor stamp out the Virtues our most just and magnanimous founder, our once and future king.

Know that this decision comes at a time of great uncertainty and trouble for the Kingdom, and that even our Lord Casca has been touched by these events. He hath survived the evil designs of evil men, who sought only to rain chaos down upon fair Britannia. Even as his noble brethren fell to fates most ignominious, he hath been preserved through his own power and prowess, an exemplar for the common man!

All hail Lord Casca, All hail our King!


*After reading it one more time, Perrin spits in disgust*
"He ain't my King..."

Just don't allow it to fall into the hands of the UbAr L33t blues!

*Shakes his fist at the general UO population*

We only have two lighthouses! The southern one is no longer standing, and I'd be moving mine to the new plot if I managed to get it. 

The infamous G&J tower northwest of the barracks in currently decaying. Thought I would give everyone a heads up to make sure that at long last this excellent piece of land falls into Covian hands!   

I would love to snatch up the plot myself (being the greedy little git that I am), but alas, I will most likely be at work during the collapse. It would make a spectacular spot for a lighthouse.