Briggs Boot Camp II

[Aleri Briggs]

Briggs Boot Camp II - 17/07/2011

Yes...now they wil all see! Now they will all realeyes how Briggs conducts fitness and battle training! NOW THEY WILL ALL TREMEMBLE IN FEAR! NOW THEY WILL BOW DOW----\____

Welcome! To Briggs Boot Camp II!


Let's DEUX this!..........

Fitnes Exercise 1 - Slave Riding

The frirst execise consentrated on geting the blood pumping, workin large muscle groups such as the kwadaro kquadro kwadru quadroceppts thighs and general core stabillity. What beter way to do that then slave riding! Simple idea - get naked, ride your parttner hard to one end to the other, then swap posittions! Fastest to finnish gets a pat on their sunburnt backs! (innuendos intended) Hard work, bundles of fun for miself!


That's sum hard riding!

Fitness Exerecise 2 - Guardsman Throwing

Next fitnes test concerates once again on larger mussle groups such ass the back, legs, arms and shoulders. Three subjekts, Regular Nicholi, fake Captain Hoagie and Commander Keres were chosen mainly for their bulk weight to be thrown by two contestants, and realli it seems more strength training is requried! The results folows, but realli all that we can deduce is that the Barracks roof has quite a large hole in the ground...

Team Nicholi: 2.2 metres
Team Hoagie: 2.4 metres
Team Keres: 1.6 metres


Covian Earthquake cause solved!

Fitness Exwercise 3 - Headless Chicken Survival

Nowe that we've worked the musclles up nicely, it's time for runing! What beter motivatiion than 3 very angry Guardsmen seeking revenge for their previous faceplanting?! None I say! More naked runnin, this time it did nott end so well for...everyone...


Pain meets more pain!

Break and Breifing

Due to the quite obvius subseaquent wheezing, a short break was given to all while I set up the Battle Dojo! The break was given AFTER a forced march to Cove obviusly. Teams were set...and pink robes were given out...but worn with pride! Some maor than others, but pride!

Battle Exercuse 1 - King of teh Hill

The dojo was set, and an aura shone above it. Glistenin in the sun, so wunderful a dojo! Now to ruine it! One team claims the Hill, the other tries to takes the preeeccioous from them! The team that holds their grounds the longest wins a pat on the back! Good target callin, cross healin and stubborness was shown from both teams. Al round good perfourmance, yes! Results show the amount of tyme the Hill was held by the deafenders.

Team Hoagie: 1 minute 22 seconds
Team Keres: 1 minute 40 seconds


Domino practice!

Battle Excerise 2 - Gladiators

Bringin back a previous dril, the simple trackers line kombat is always a favourite. However this time things got oute of hand! Team Keres seemed to have the opposing team dominated for a whil, which is when Team Hoagie puled out the cheat card! Chaos! Mayyhem! Argh!


What just happened?!

Batle Excerise 3 - Prescious Cargo

Once againe usin a very punishable but fluffy Arcanist Senior Valentine, we practiced escort missions again! Rulk Indsutries (™) was the start, the Covian lighthoose the finnish. Team Keres went first with the escort, managing to drag Valentine just past the docks. Team Hoagie however had a much more cunning plan! With Sergio dressin up as Valentine and going in fisrt, they aimed to confusse their oponnents! However this plan failed, it was stil a good dekoy for the real Valentine to loop around Cove, almost makin it to the farme! Hah! But...it stil ended in failur, with a maces and a few thousand arrows penetratin Valentine!

Team Hoagie: 274 metres
Team Keres: 184 metres


Switcheroo!

Warm Downe and Dismisal
 
Endin traiditionally with a free-for-all, Mr. Valentine withstood all powers and flaling arms to earn his coveted pat on teh back. Ideas and sugestions were taken for laters drills so I shall see you all at the next instalment of the Briggs Boot Camp!


Mi face!

Attended Guardsman
Torrak Keres, Commander
Hoagie, Captain
Kas Valentine, Senior Arcanist
Nicholi, Regular Guardsman
Sergio Jarrett, Regular Guardsman
Aleri Briggs, Junior Guardsman - LEADING
Leanne Melior, Junior Guardswoman
Alfred Bohr, Watchman
Cal'ain Cui'gnir, Watchman
Syvirosy Jaquen, Guardsman Recruit
Tyrel, Guardsman Recruit
Tyrionis, Guardsman Recruit

Aleri Briggs,
Junior Guardsman