Briggs Boot Camp III - 24/07/2011Clearli the last Boot Camp killed or sevrerely hurt many Guardsmen since numbers were down this time, but we limped thru anyway!
Let's tri this again!Fitness Exercise 1 - Cats and MiceThe first excercise is Cats and Mice! Mice are weak! Pathetic! Diseaseful! But they are agile and kwick! Which is why they are naked! Cats are storng! Powerfull! But slower and lazier! So they get metal balls shakled to their ankles! The idea? Cats eat the Mice! Simple! Plus, good warming up with some heavy lifting and running about!
omnomnomnomnom!Fitness Exersise 2 - Guardsman BowlinggSince Guardsman Throwing was such a hit last time, I haf modifyed it for this session! Bowling! Hah! A team of 3 would throw their ball (the larger Guardsmen) towards the the total of 3 pins (the unsuspecting opposing team) and try to knok down as many as posible! Keres reenacted his sled and managed to mace down 2 pins for our team!
Sled...ACTIVATE!Hoagie however being the larger gentleman carried far more momentem...he hit mi square and sent me flying towards poor Sergio who had jumped out of the way! Not far enuff it seems! Results!
Team Hoagie: 2 pins
Team Keres: 2 pins
Scores tied!Break and BriefingPanting, wheezing, the Guardsmen still out of shape! Borken bones and such magicaly repaired from the bowling aftermath. Next up, battle games!
Battle Exerecuse 1 - Infekted!A new game! One Guardsman is infekted with a Yewish disease! Ew! Everyone run before he gets you! If he does, you're one of them, and the taste of human flesh is the only thing you desire! I managed to stay up the longesst the first time round, whereass Junior Gael was up longest second! Hoo-hah!
Aieee! Zombehs!Battle Exereise 2 - Hostage RecoveryA damsel in distress! Oh no, best send the Guards to rescue her...or at least recover the massacred body from the random flailing of maces and such! Since we didn't have a damsel...Commander Keres was chosen as it was unanimously desided that he would be the perkect candidate! Unfortunetely it is evident we need to work on this excerise since both time the damsel would have been raped and pillaged and twice! But Keres was swayed the second time rund anyway! Gues he get into charaker a bit more than needed! All I can say is mi shack is a mess now!
The "Recovery" part needs work!Battle Exercise 3 - Friends Forever!The army shows us to care about our fellow Guardsmen, so letss see some actual love! A three-legged batle for the greater good! One half defends, the other atacks! After the gang-up on me hearty Le Blanc, the battle waged on for ages! Enter Haap! 5 seconds later, the battle is over!
My heart...is borken!Warm Down and DismisalA free-for-all held once again with body parts flying all over the plase. Cleary the men were on theyre last legs (pun intended). Dismissed!
Until next time!Attended GuardsmaneTorrak Keres, Commander
Hoagie, Captain
Sergio Jarrett, Regular Guardsman
Leander Le Blanc, Regular Guardsman
Aleri Briggs, Junior Guardsman -
LEADINGKado Gael, Junior Guardsman
Abel Nightroad, Watchman
Tyrel, Watchman
Aleri Briggs,
Junior Guardsman
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