Barrack Sentry - 18th March

[John Dell]

(Green = Tiberius, Purple = Dell)

Barrack Sentry - 18th March

In Attendance:
Senior Erik Arkay
Regular Kelly Sanderson
Junior John Dell (Leading)
Recruit Brandy Arrowsnap
Recruit Maynard Skulk
Recruit Jake Just



Me and Brandy set out to find hides for our sentry! Brandy is a scout and can track. It was dark so I couldn't see anything! When we had found the hides we returned and built the sentry!

Later I was going to tell a story about Orcs and Cove! But  some robed figure came and shot me in the arm. So I had to stop telling the story. And then I started bleeding.

"The feck!?"
"Yah!"

Then me and Brandy set of on a patrol to look for him. But we couldn't find him, so we went back. And then, and then!

"What, what?!"

Senior Arkay and Brandy went on a patrol! And me and Kelly were standing guarding the sentry. And then an Orc showed up! And he sniffed Kelly.. and tried ter eat her!

"What did yer do!"
"I scared it off of course!"
"Huzzah!"

And then she woke up, Kelly that is, and I told her that she was being eaten on. And she said she liked being eaten by Orcs, a lot.

"..what?"
"She did say that sir! Promise!"
"So you're saying she enjoys being eaten by Orcs.. ugly smelly Orcs?"
"You dated her sir, I don' know!"
"..you are aware that you just made a joke right?"
"..."
"Stop eating your snot!!"


Signed Tiberius Kane,
On Behalf of Junior John Dell