Hoagie sits at the desk, leafing through a copy of the poste. Noticing the letter, he leans over and picks it up. Dropping it back down, he grunts sourly.

"Should 'ave locked th'door so 'e couldn't get out."

[Vote Willy Bugle for Stewherd!!]

Shoddily made posters are pinned on nearly every tree in Cove. The posters are stained in various places with food and drink, and the handwriting is thick and crude.

Vote Willy Bugle for Stewherd!!

Are you tired of those jumped up gardsmen telling yoo wat to do?!

Are you tired of the rich keeping all the monie while we haf to wurk hard all day?!

If I am Stewurd, I will make shure that evrieone gets lots of money, and noone tells yoo wat to do aniemoor.

Vote for change! Vote Willy.

Hoh, nice!

Where are you going?

Have a good 'un.

We could make a "Post Your Room" thread. That'd be pretty cool.

Edit: I'd do it, but I want the first bunch of posts to be pictures, and not people telling me to tidy my room.

I keep playing because if I log in less than 55 times a week, my computer will explode.

In seriousness though, you guys are the reason I still play UO. Even though I've been a ghost during term time, I like to try and do my bit to keep things going. Particularly the Cove Train. Helping to run a guild is like creating something that other people can take nearly limitless enjoyment from.

Choo choo.

It's not to anyone else.

'Course, there's always the possibility that some scruffy haired hobo has gone up to this chap impersonating Grd Command, and made off to Aruba with the money.

Don't listen to Bersi, he's being ridiculous.

Have everything in unreasonable amounts.

[DEAD]

An anonymous note is left in some of the seedier alleys of Cove.

I want someone beaten, and I'm willing to pay to have it done. I don't want him killed, but I don't want him not killed, either. I don't care what happens, as long as he suffers for a while. I want him killed. Dead dead DEAD DEAD DEAD.

Leave some kind of proof under the hedge at the Goblin, and I'll leave 500 2,000 gold pieces there.

His name is Heywood Jablomi.

Here's a picture:

A thread about not getting worked up and negative about games should not turn into a thread where people start slagging off games/players.

Cut it out please.

I'm sure we all know that UO players are the best, we don't need it to take over this thread.

I think the most important question going forward is; "Is Hoagie willing and able to drastically alter his current house to make it into something other than a barracks?"

I'm not thrilled, but I'm willing if everyone else wants me to do it. I may technically own the plot, but that's only because UO doesn't allow guild ownership of houses.

So cute!

Get him a UO account.

Well said. I can get a little steamed if I get killed while lagging or something, so I find its best to step away from the keyboard for a few minutes. Alt-tab to some webcomics, and you'll be happy as Larry.

Nice one! Pics or it didn't happen.

Well, if you get it high enough, you're still flaming.

Oh dear, dangerous territory! You should smuggle yourself in in a giant cake.