James: Do it
James: Working beard door
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Wh
Torrak Keres [BoC]: whhhh
Torrak Keres [BoC]: WHAAAAAAAAT!?
James: Working
James: Beard
James: Door
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Beard
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Beard Door
James: Door
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Door Beard
James: Beard
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Beardoor
James: Door bears

S'not going to be 2 way, 'cause that'd have to be coded in and would require a full server publish. So, it's convenient for us, but in no way compromises our defence. Sexy.

Yo yo! S'been a long time indeed. How's it going?

[Task One ~ Titan Thumping]

Ahhh, the elf! It's not often that a pointy-eared one makes it to Junior. Let's see what we can do to keep those statistics down, eh?

Task One ~ Titan Thumping

If there's one thing in this world that I can't stand, it's someone having a bigger hat than me. To this end, you must track down a lair of titans, and return with one of their hats, plus 15,000 coins in hat money! Take at least four guardsmen with you on this hat gathering mission.

Task Two ~ Recruit Bumping

It's a well known fact that nine out of ten recruits will die a grizzly death. To avoid this happening to anyone you know, lead a training based on combat roles and orders, involving at least four other guardsmen.

Task Three ~ Crate Lumping

It is important for our borders to be kept safe. Security has been lax at our northern border lately, so you must organise a sentry at the Altmere outpost, with at least four men to help guard. Arrange food and drinks for the guardsmen, and man the sentry for at least 25 minutes!

Post a full report of each task below.

[Task One ~ Trophy Troubles]

Ahhhh, Bersi. Which one is Bersi again? Is he the short one, or the fat one? Oh, no, that's Edward. What kind of a name is Bersi, anyway? I me-... Oh, right, the trials.

Task One ~ Trophy Troubles

If you're going to be a Junior, you have to know how to fight! More importantly, a Junior needs to know how to lead a group into a fight. To prove your abilities in this regard, you must lead a group of at least four men to recover me a Trophy of your choice!

Task Two ~ Sentry and Training

In order to support and protect Cove, the troops must be trained and vigilant! To this end, lead a sentry outside the barracks, and accompany it with a training on orders and discipline! The sentry must be manned for at least 30 minutes by at least 4 people.

Task Three ~ Recruitment Stall

As time goes on, soldiers die, and must be replaced! This is best done by holding recruitment stalls. Hold a recruitment stall outside of the refurbished West Britain Bank, and see if you can draw in any new blood.

Post a full report for each of these tasks below!

Happy birthday! What you miss from the wine, you can make up with the whiskey!

Oh my god. This is amazing.

S'not have any personal attacks, yo.

"I'm loyal, just leading a revolution!"

That's a new one. :p

Nice one!

Yes, because a healer and a random member of a Knight's Organisation are clearly to blame for this so called "oppression". It's always nice when these rabble uprisings defeat themselves by being complete muppets.

Excellent work, Recruit! You'll be Watchman before you know it.

I can verify that this occured!

- T. Aylmer, Junior Arcanist

S'an honest to Avatar screenshot!