[Safety Solutions: Part I]

Safety Solutions: Part I

Seeing as the Goblin can be a rowdy place I sat down with Mr. Striker and proposed a new plan to him.

The plan consists of all staff having and carrying whistles while on duty. Used as a means to signal for a bouncer to make their presence known. Also bouncers are to be armed with both a weapon of choice, and a club (for when your fists won't smash em good enough.) A uniform shall be devised for Goblin Bouncers to wear that shall distinguish them from patrons yet not make them mistakable for army personal of any squad or nationality.
It was also determined that Goblin staff have no business with violence that happens more than one step off the premises. Let the army deal with that. One final note was that Mr. Striker appointed me as head of Security, an honour and title I will officially accept when I gain my Citizenship.

Our meeting was as follows:

Transcript of my meeting with ED.

A Goblin staff meeting revealing the new plan.

I plan to put our plan into action as soon as the new uniforms and weapons arrive.
*Signed*

Maccen Korten, Goblin Bouncer

Hmm so focus and med? I was running maccen with 100 Focus, and only 40 mana, the regen is nice and I can pop numerous specials in rapid enough succession. But hes also not a PvP temp at all. Hes actually an Alchemist, I'd love to throw bombs at you all buuut Its simply not in my guild rules But I built him as a Fence/Archer, and I exploit JOAT in order to hide when ever it arrives, if that makes me a "bad" or "poor" RPer, heh well not everyones opinions are the right ones. But I will have to look into this med/focus Combo.

Cheers.

Bye dude, sorry i couldn't convince you that these things happen in a system like this.

*Sigh*

-MK

But we put stab me I am a "Squady" on everyone else? Either we put it on arcanists or we make the squads less remarkable aswell. It rediculous to have the seperate standards.

Aye its best to make something "Viking Esque" but don't call yerself a viking, you'll only piss people off. Its better to assume people don't have the maturity to deal with you fun and will assume you mean to isnult them, so just don't bother, another option is to go to an American dominate shard and play nobody there would really care, Save the odd American claiming to be Scandinavian/American.

You now have 31% of votes dude

Brandy and Whiskey, close enough.

Elfin Lied FTW. And sorta very Sumi. . . o.o;;  Oh and the menu is nice too. Sorry but her siggy steals thy thunda!

[-MJK-]

Well, what I saw tonight was nothing less than us being taken over. "Partners they say" Phah! They mean to control us with false ideas of making a proffit when infact we are slaves whose only other option is pain and death. Garnishing our wages. . . Phah! To the abyss with the lot of them. Boss ye already know my mind, when the coins run dry or trouble brews I told ye I'd go to ground. I hope this ain't that time. This under their terms are not good for us in the long run. They made numerous threats to us whilst "negotiating." Its  crock of shite and you know it is boss. I just don't see what yer plan is with this one.

-MJK-

*BUMP*

Weeeeee Yippie.

[Task Two:]

Task Two:

Seeing what must be done to prove I was an honest and hard working man of the Baron's people I quickly set into the country side to seek out the commodities required for the Goblin.  My first priority was fire wood, what with the winter approaching quickly. Trees fell and logs I drug away to be milled into boards, logs burn just as well as logs and weigh less too! Once I had the logs and plenty of em I traveled to Jhelom to collect wool, eggs, and tasty meats! The fields there are bountiful and unguarded generous! In a matter of hours days minutes an instant, I had what I'd come for and set out for a tailor so that I might weave the wool into wash cloth. Got quite the number of yards of cloth, enough to cloth a hundred women. . . not sure why yed want to do that sort of thing though. . . unless shes a heifer. Hrmm anyways was time for fish, and I don't mean the women who pass for barmaids down Vesper way neither. Twas fish from the Covian bay! staple of Covian diets and kittens alike! Fishing is soooo SLOW. I think I actually felt myself age! After YEARS of fishing I had finally caught enough to make a few meals out of. My list filled, and my pack horse crying under the extreme weight of my greatness! I set out to the Goblin for delivery, luckily a Miss Helen was available to help me stow the items.


*Signed*

Maccen Jepta Korten, Commoner, Baronship of Cove

The anhk pendants, check www.uoguide.com and search pendant or ahnks. Its like a plus 1 or 2 to certain atributes dependet upon the mantra spoken at the corespondent shrine.

Brilliant

We brought this up before and was decided the ahnk was fine because the edge was "Too small to matter"

- Marcus K