*Heart attacks then recovers*

Ok you scared me feather! Bad, Bad Feather!

Hehe enjoy and hopefully the rain will be light enough for walking in, or at the very least not lightning. A walk in the rain can be very relaxing.

Cheers and have fun Davifer!

*MK*

Its a grand Idea Ed, one I am almsot certain a\has gone through developers minds. The problem with it is, housing itself is "HUGE" its your own part of the world, a section of the UO server desinated to you alone. That actually takes up alot of server space and tweeking with the housing system in any way other than adding tile sets is going to be a long time in comming. I know I'm being doom and gloom, but it is a great idea. Might see it by the 24th anniversary.

P.S. your second solution works similar to being a friend of the building. But I think I get where you are going with it. . .  maybe. . .  then again I confuse easily.

Welcome to crazy town! Home of the Pie Munchers. May we take your gold?

Haha anyway, welcome!

Attention all staff, There will be a meeting at the Green Goblin on Friday the 23 of October to discuss new security meassures aswell as to discuss guidlines and staffing needs.

This meeting is primarily for Bouncers and doormen, other staff are welcome to attend.

If you can not make this meeting then please contact me. Thank you to the wonderful staff of the Goblin.

*Signed*
Maccen Korten, Green Goblin Head Bouncer

Soft Core Porn!! My eyes My Prescious Eyes!! NOO!!!!

[*NOTE: This task is entirely RP, Only items actually attainable in game need be procured. Shillings as always will be awarded for the creativity of your report. This order is needed ASAP*]

The following items are needed:

Two sickles (Bone Harvesters)
Twelve Leather thongs (Strips of leather) for the making of a harness.
One Keg of "Pesticide"
Twenty foot of Hempen Rope.
A saw.
One set of long knives attached to gloves (Tekagi)
Sewing needles.
Three Yards of Thread.
One hooded Robe.
One Costume mask (Any mask that covers the face)
One theater prop resembling an infant
Five length of four meter chain. Chain must be sufficient to withstand 90Kg

A suitable place and time shall be arranged for delivery.

*Signed*

J. Smith


*NOTE: This task is entirely RP, Only items actually attainable in game need be procured. Shillings as always will be awarded for the creativity of your report. This order is needed ASAP*

Shall have to see if I have gotten rid of it or not. . . I may have sold it long ago.

*Maccen read the correspondence and grin before making into a ball and stuffing it in his pipe and literally smoking it, it was best these things never saw daylight. He grinned again as plans rolled through his head.*

[ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!]

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!

I Maccen Korten draw your attention to an ELF, an ELF WOMAN no less!! An ELF WOMAN whose growing PARANOIA and REBELLIOUS nature have caused a MAN his position and compromised his GOOD name.

I ask is this FAIR!? 

That DELUSIONS and PARANOIA, from someone of QUESTIONABLE ETHICS and motives should be able to cause a MAN such a blow!? She hath spoke out about The Baron's Tax, SHAMEFUL in FORSAKING her Duties whilst Olchafa has done ALL of his to the letter.  Poor Olchafa Serpernt, shamed this way and driven to drink! The humanity oh The INHUMANITY, a human male shamed by an elf female!?

I speak of ALIRYL TREFNWYD, elf sneak, forsaker of duties, shamer of men!!  Finally she has gone too far!! She stomps on and spits on The Baron's Name by comspiring to shame and besmirk the good names of taxmen. Starting with a man close to her and her own councils! 

I ask ye is this FAIR!? NO!! 

The trappings of power have consumed her!! Before long she will have all of us arrested! Under what charges?? Suspicion of Avatarianism!? Elf sneak and schemer I name her!! 

Citizens BEWARE!!

[*Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and small animals*]

*Posted on doors, trees, notice boards, and small animals*

I MACCEN KORTEN DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO AN ELF, AN ELF WOMAN NO LESS!! AN ELF WOMAN WHOSE GROWING PARANOIA AND REBELLIOUS NATURE HAVE CAUSED A MAN HIS POSITION AND COMPROMISED HIS GOOD NAME! I ASK YOU IS THIS FAIR!? THAT DELUSIONS AND PARANOIA, FROM  SOMEONE OF QUESTIONABLE ETHICS AND MOTIVES SHOULD BE ABLE TO COST A MAN SUCH A BLOW!? SHE HATH SPOKE OUT ABOUT THE BARON'S TAX, SHAMEFUL IN FORSAKING HER DUTIES!! POOR OLCHAFA SERPERNT, SHAMED THIS WAY AND DRIVEN TO DRINK! THE HUMANITY, THE INHUMANITY, A HUMAN MALE SHAMED BY AN ELF FEMALE!? I SPEAK OF ALIRYL TREFNWYD, ELF SNEAK, FORSAKER OF DUTIES, SHAMER OF MEN!! FINALLY SHE HAS GONE TOO FAR!! SHE STOMPS ON AND SPITS ON THE BARON NAME BY CONSPIRING TO SHAME AND BESMIRK THE GOOD NAMES OF TAXMEN STARTING WITH A MAN CLOSE TO HER AND HER COUNCILS! I ASK YE IS THIS FAIR!? NO!! THE TRAPPINGS OF POWER HAVE CONSUMED HER!! BEFORE LONG SHE WILL HAVE ALL OF US ARRESTED! UNDER WHAT CHARGES?? SUSPICION OF AVATARIANISM!?  ELF SNEAK AND SCHEMER I NAME HER!! CITIZENS BEWARE!!

So Boss, What ye Think? Anything Aught be Changed? If Not I shall have more printed and posted right away!

MJK

[*Signed*]

Well From the Goblin Owner his-self!! Kal will stay on as a Doorman/bouncer, Mizuho is promoted to head chef, Railen to General Manager, And Kalam to Head Entertainer, a managers position for all. I have heard mention of Kalam in our circles; Congratulations are in order, though I know ye not. On another note Striker is offering mad benefits! Paid personal taxes for all employees (ears, and Tax for infact living) Five Paid sick days a year and 10 Paid Vacation days for each year worked.. . . When I mentioned that was alot of people tax to pay he just stated "I have deep pockets" Must be deeper than the infernal Abyss! Plus hes working a uniform and weapons deal through the commander for his staff with hopes of making his own "private" security firm. . . .  Must be coins piled high someplace.

*Signed*

MJK

Cant share a showers and comode?? Try doing it with 70 - 80 Others! Half at once!

Name: Marcus Kobra, Regular
Windows on house: 37
Race: Human-wytch
Number of spells: 12
Total tax:  2,125 1,045 - unpaid- *Scribbles of math can be seen and corrections made*

Notes: Assecced by walking about his home on the exterior, and on the number of spells he has been witnessed casting. . . .

Hoorah! I should be attending College soon myself, cant afford a university I don't think. . .  But that is mint accomodation, beats a barracks for damned certain. Oh but why so much pink? You couldnt do Red, or Black, or Covian Shadow and Tan!?

Shes jointed the pink brigade boys! Light yer arrows!

hehe

Good to have ye back Sarg.

- Marcus K.