Hey! Stop encouraging them otherwise i'll be out of a job!

Anyway...

Two Guardsmen were walking through the orc fort when one said to the other,

"Hey! You said we were going to the zoo!"

John Macintosh, Jester/Entertainer/Lover/Aide to the Baron (the list goes on)

I'd say 'The Baron's Rest'....

Or failing that something like 'The Bad Tempered Jester'

[Name:]

Name: Likes to be known as John Jest

Age: Early twenties

Gender: Male

Occupation: Supposedly Jester

Apperance: John is a rather short man with even shorter black hair. He is almost always seen wearing his green and pink uniform which was ordered for him especially by the Baron, he made sure all of the little bells worked perfectly. Most people would add their mood under personality however as John is nearly always seen with a scowl on his face people have come to associate it with his appearance.

History: Being born in Minoc John's family worked in the mines, although his parents were primarily cooks for the other miners. John's first ambition was to be a cook just as his father and grandfather had been before him but after burning large sections of the roof a few too many times his father sent him to Britain to seek his fortune. Once on the streets of Britain John was taken in by the local actors, but not as a fellow actor. The players of the royal playhouse would dress John up in in flowers and bells and use him to incite the audience before the main performance. John eventually grew to hate his job as a so called 'Jester' and tried to find work in other places in Britain but found that he was incapable of doing anything else. When he heard of a new Baron of Cove looking for a Jester to entertain him, he immeadiately left his harsh life in Britain for a new life of luxury in the halls of a noble.