*Tear slips from eye*,
 Dear friends, Masters, And anyone 'else tha' knew me..
I, Paul Homesley, Have been banished from cove! For acting foolishly and getting a bit too drunk. Ye shall prolly' never see me again.. Farewell!
*Leaves under door of tavern*

 We have so far in Cove, Been ignored by the UO team as a crappy little town with no interest. I belive we change this and demand a moongate and stables, And possibly a Forge and anvil, Wouldn't go a'miss. So if you would like to see these please select a option. There is no 'no' option, So if you do not agree do not sign. Thank you,

 After the Umbra Market was closed, I was left behind with my two pack Horses. Readying to leave. As I started walking towards the moongate, I saw a good friend, Thor. And we chatted for a bit as he packed up his stall. he then asked me, If I would like to collect the cloth carpet, being a tailor I of course agreed to this.
 I went back to Cove and picked up my Sewing Kit. I then readied the cloth and sewed together a fine apron, But then. I heard a creep whisper of "Ami Sah Ko" from what seemed to be, The cloth. I ignored it and made a skull cap also, But yet again, I heard the words "Ami Sah Ko". I once again ignored it thinkin' it were just my imagination.
 But, When I woke up this' morning I went into Town Hall, To find my good friend Smedly Herbwood. He chatted to me about how there were no bandages in the vendor outside the barracks, And was making some to sell at expensive prices. I laughed and decided to join in. I once again fetched my Sewing Kit, And picked up the red cloth. I then realised, That I did not need my sewing kit. So instead got out my pair of scissors. I cut up 30 bits of cloth, But then heard "Ami Sah Ko" as they were cut into bandages. By now I was starting to get creeped out, And Smedly had heard it too. I decided that it was a shadow stalker having a bit of fun and carried on. I looked at Smedly and saw his dirt, work-beaten smelly top, And asked him if he'd like a new shirt. He dis-agreed but I made it anyway in hope he would see the nice red design. I got out my Sewing kit which was in my pocket from earlier and crafted him a fine Shirt, but yet again hearing the "Ami Sah Ko". I was beggining to get scared but thought, It's only a bit of cloth and laughed. He refused to wear the shirt hearing the words of "Ami Sah Ko" and handed it back to me.
 I then entered into the barracks alone, As smedly was awfly tired and had to get some sleep. I then saw Sir Tiberius and decided to see if he would like to buy some Bandages, he agreed to 60 gold shillings. And I handed them over to him. "Ami Sah Ko" echoed through the barracks as I did, And both I and him heard them. He shrugged and walked out but I stood there for a second trying to make a connection to where this sound was coming from, I failed so just continued my daily routine.
 But it was later this very day that I was crafting in my workshop when suddenly the words "Ami Sah Ko" Started Bellowing through the workshop in a loud necromantic voice. Then before me hovered a dark ghost screaming the words over and over again. Then suddenly In a circle around me Undead raised through cement, Just breaking through the ground and swang maces and swords at me. I ran through the ghost still screaming "Ami Sah Ko". I ran towards the barracks and opened the door panting. Tiberius was standing there, Bleeding slightly. I saw him take out the bandages and shoutted "Noooo!", But it was too late. he applied them and then quickly turned to me shouting "What the hell d'you want?". But before I could say anything another, Almost identical ghost appeared before our eyes screaming "Ami Sah Ko", And then suddenly smashing through the roof like they had been sent flying from the heavens were more Skeletons. I yelped and ran to Tiberius. Knowing he was a strong man. But then as he quickly wielded his sword the skeletons that were summonded around me came bursting through the doors and snarled a evil snarl, With rotting flesh hanging off their bones.
 Tiberius suddenly roared the words "I fear not!", And with this he span around his sword and smashed through the horde of undead, Smashing their bones innocently to the floor. He then threw a knife at the ones at the door, And I punched a couple, The Skeletons were no more. But still hovering there, Were the two ghosts still screaming the loud "Ami Sah Ko". Tiverius tryed to swing through them finding that the sword just passed through them. I then thought quickly, And realised I had two jars in my backpack, I quickly oppened one up and swinged it at the ghost trapping him inside". Then did the same quickly with the other jar and ghost.
 Tiberius grinned at me, Saying "Well, That Shud them up!", I then laughed and sighed in relive. I then ran outside and burnt the cloth watching ghosts going from the cloth into the air, T'was a scary sight. I then rushed over to the sea and lobbed the jars into the bottom of the sea, Hoping to never see them again.
 And that, Lady's n' gents, Was what happened.. *Pants in releif*

*Signed*
Paul Homesley

 Hail all!,
I am Paul Homesley, new chef of The Folk Tale House. As a serf, I'm only a temporary chef. And may even pack 'in cookign all together!
 Me profession is many, I'll list a few!
*Tailoring
*Cooking (May swap for Blacksmithy)
*Tinkering
*Carpentry
*Lumberjack
*Mining
*Wrestling
 I'll be around, *Winks*

*Signed*
Paul Homesley

 Who was tha' bruce guy anyway? *Whistles*
Unfortunetly, We did 'ave some trouble makers.. And some church guy tha' wanted to burn everything. Very strange. *Nods*

Aye!  For the stable and gate.  History tells of the first settlers of cove who used to 'ave to bury em gold in the ground!  But they were successful in aquiring a bank which we all use and appreciate today!  Maybe we can do the same?

So we should bery horses in the ground? 

 Cove, For so long. Has been known as to non-Role-player's as a well, useless town. I think that for Role-player's we should have the benefit of a closer Moongate. A Cove moongate. This would not only help the Militia with hunts, wars and what not. It would also help us Serfs/Peasents/Citizens. Say, We were chopping wood in Yew, And placing it into Packhorses. These packhorses had just been bought and so were not bonded. We then are full up. And want to get back to Cove, With the horses. Now, Either we run a long way, Most likely getting the horses killed on the way to the moongate. And even if we get to the moongate. We have to run from Minoc moongate to Cove. or, We could stand in the middle of the forest shouting like a lemon "Mages! Help! Help! Eek!" and then get killed by a rat. So, let's sign this petition and put it fourth to the Ultima Online team.

For a Cove Moongate!
*Signs*
Paul Homesley

 And recently, People want Stable too. So sign for that too.

For a Cove Stable!
 *Signs*
Paul Homesley

 Hmm, Not so long after the Cove Citizen's market, I travveled to Umbra with two Pack Horses by my side, And Caron. Caron sadly had to leave before the market began. I set-up my bar on a strange podium with disgusting, Skulls each side of me. But, never-the-less I set-up. And started serving ale. Not so long after that a Thor man came and happily dyed my stall to Market Colours. All was well, And buisness was raking in. Until a stall a bit West, Started selling 'Magic Mushrooms', Which were, Well.. Pink. Never a good sign. So, Before soon I had Vesperians demanding Magic Mushrooms, From me!. Poor ol' Innocent me. Well, Give the customer what they want. I went up to the stall, With a low voice. Trying to hide my face, I then bought one magic mushroom and walked slowly back to my stall. They, of course, being Vesperians, Started shouting 'Mushroom! Mushroom!', I then charged them a simple 500 Gold each and headed off to serve the other customers. By mid-way through the market, We had Undead Skeletons roaming freely through the streets, A load of Vesperians claiming to see 'Giant Pink Bunny's' And mistaking me, The Barkeep, As a tree. Then after serving many ale laters I packed for the night and headed back to Cove with my Pack Horses, Sadly. When I awoken earlier today. They had vanished, Most likely because of the strange Umbra dust in them. On the other stalls, There were Potions, Regeants, And even Body parts!. But that is all, Farewell, And Good night.

*Signed*
Paul Homesley

 That were bluudy hard work, makin' all those tables. But all went well, I think. Well 'ope.