I NEED a Gm cartographer....
I've got a lvl 6 map, and a crapload of lvl 5 and 4....Cove needs its treasurehunters!

I need decrypting, and when there decrypted, ill lead a grand hunt! The monsters that spawn are...paragon succubi, paragon ancient wyrm and paragon cease GC Hoagie, ect!!

I need a map decrypter! I need it! And what i need, i want RIGHT NOW!

your dearest Snudrud

Sunday, April the 8th.
Where: Barracks rooftop
What: A recruit cadre

Lead by: The heroic, marvelous, brave, handsome, strong, fast and smart Snudrud

Attended by Synara Kahn, Andrew, Maldraedior- all recruits, and John Dell, -junior guardsman.

Supervised by: Raiden Morana, Grenadier Corporal (WOW!!)

At the begining, me's was woried we's'ld wouldn't be enough, but the recruits nowadays are quite lazy! Not only were they lazy, but later where they too! And some werent motivated, so me's cheered thems up with a little dance! Me's think this was good for recruits, and me's sure me's tought them's much!



Me's went through the baisics with thems, everything from duties, formations, respekting officers, sexual harrasment and so on. And me's think me's managed to discover a spy too! Me's thought them the thubfingerrule; Know you's pocket good, but know you's enemie pocket better!




Snudrud.

Snudrud is at the little goblins room, but grave disaster has struck! no toiletpaper! As he looks around wildly, he sees a flying poster, and he thanks the greandiers to leave out extra toilet paper. *Sniffs*

H.B.S submerged?

H.B.S usless?
And anyway, what type of this are they? goblinowar? manowar?

Im BACK! your beloved goblin is back! and ive got a problem...every time i press the guild button on my papedroll i start up at the members that havent been online for a while, and if i wanna see who's online, i have to press the next page button through alle 150 members....CAN SOMEONE FIX THIS?! please?

Bring you's stuff, and meety at the barracksrooftop at the 8th hour! Be there or be dead!

You's senserly, Snudrud the lion heart! Head chief of Coveian goblins!

I can speak Norwegean and English, and i can understand sweedish, danish, and i can read sweedish and Danish, and im learning french, but im gonna stop doing it....I HATE FRENCH!!!!!

What: Recruit cadre

Where: barracks rooftop!

What to bring: You's kit! EVRYTHING!!

be there, or be dead! It starts at the eighthour!!!

Snudrud!

Wellsy done recruit! But you's forgot to place an escape route!

Snudrud

My name is Sebastian Innes Webb, hate my name, bloody long and unpractical!

Deer kelly!   (ooc/ i know it is misspelled/ooc)

Scout guide for dummies.

Task.

I would like you to produce a brief guide of how you think Scout Recruits should behave. This guide shall include how to address your superiors, punctuality, uniform, when you should not speak and what you yourself have done in the past that may have gotten you in trouble, and why you shouldn't do such things.

1. Call you superiours ma'am or sir.
2. uniform: You's is supposed to wear you uniform, if you's in the scouts it be green leather. Full armour,pluss bandana and spear OR halbierd.
3. Do not speak too much, a little is okey, but not too much.
4. What has gotten me's into trouble: Aquiring of people objects, liberation of objects, too much talking, misssaying the barons name, called Mela hairy, called the dragoons lazy, called the grenadiers incompetent. Fighting back, answering wrong, insulting someones dead mom, calling Tammy prostitute, calling the trinsicans all sorts of things, red skirts, woppsies, pansies, idiot, racists. Spat into a cooking pot once-with the food inn, givven hugs, meen not informed, joining the coveian army, being captured,* the inc runs out*

Why me's not to do theese things? Me's no know! Me's call the dragoons lazy because thems need a horse to carry thems, and whap! Me's hurt! Once me's said that conan's mother didnt love him's! Then whap! The mother turned out to be dead!

Snudrud

*everything is written with major spelling mistakes*

Me's can open you's chest that you've losy you's keyes to! Me's charge a small fee, but it be's worth it!

Snudrud, minister chief of the goblin opening servises coperation.

Hehe, you can call the goblin opening servises.  And how i became GM? i picked the one boks in cove town angain again and again, until 96, when i had to to it by GGS! That is horrible! lockpicking is the most difficult skill to gain....maybe exept from stealing or remove trap....just ICQ, but ill be gone in the weekend, im on a trip to haggistown...tudeloo! You can call me today though.=)

When: 05.02.07
Bring: Full uniform+kit

Me's is leading a recruit cadre! I order all recruit's to join this one! Be there or be a poo!

Snudrud!

(/OOC/ I you want revenge for when i messed up YOUR training, you are welcome!/OOC/)