This is a tale of dem horrific events dat took place on em July 18, in teh wee hour of teh Mornin....
When first I awoke... Dems was people outside and Meh supirior Officer Vincent Redfield was standin there lookin very upset with some kinda Mark on his face. When I asked hem what was wrong he just stormed off. Wasnt really out of teh Ordinary but what happend next was! Some Beast in teh Black hooded Robe popped outta dems Nowhere, wit his weapons drawn hems pointed at Sir Hoagie wit his Big Mace and glowing red eyes he seemed ta breath out smoke like some kinda Dragon! Mela, Amy and Meh were Scared teh hecks! But Sir Hoagie he stared down tha beast witout a flinch, until ofcoarse it Roared like dems Dragons in Vesper! After awhile weh barracaded ourselves inside teh Barracks, and after alittle bit more time teh monster was gone. We Peaked outside and there was some kinda Black Blood writing on teh Door... It said "He Waits" or somtin like dat, as we stood there shakin in our boots, Sir Hoagie and Ms. Mela went lookin fer teh beast. When theh got ta teh Tavern it poped outta nowhere and scared teh Ringmail off meh and Amy, as we ran it dissapeared and soon we found teh broken doors of dem Barracks... As we walked in and searched fer teh beast we found dat it wasnt in dere so weh regrouped in teh sick beds and were locked in by teh Beast! After panick he unlocked it and dissapeared, so we made our way downstairs and were soon holed up in teh Armory with many thins stolen and we were all shakin and cowerin... as we stand there many oh dems other Covians came round and were soon scared off by em Beast! As we stand there we find teh beast popped outta nowhere and did some flamin thing dat hit Ms. Mela, Sir Hoagie, and Meh then dissapeared. When we all calmed down abit teh beast popped up again but this time meh, Sir Hoagie, and Ms. Mela attacked teh beast and some Crystal popped out and em beast ran away! Dats really what happend... Wha yeh dont beleive meh!? Well feck ya! Anyways... Dats teh Storey, Think he meh come back. And if teh beast is readin... Har har weh Got ya! Welp... I may see ya around.
*signed* Scorn Bloodtide, Guardsman Recruit
The Horrific Beast bashin down teh door