After harrassing Hoagie regarding a previous quote about when he visited gaybars...

James | Mini Roll Monster säger: At least I'm secure enough in my sexuality to go to these places
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: *Wise nod*
Basse säger: Yeah. The big question is just which kind of sexuality you're confident in 
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Hah, if it matters to you, then you're the one with the problem!
Basse säger: Actually....
Basse säger: I'd love if you were gay.
Basse säger: I'd love that many more men were gay
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: So you have less competition for the ladies? 
Basse säger: Actually, the best I can think about, is if all...
Basse säger:
....
Basse säger: How could you have guessed?
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: S'you
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: You're a raging womaniser
Basse säger: *gloats*
Basse säger: *nods nods*
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Besides
Basse säger: eh?

James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Being the only straight man is the only way you'll get a chance
Basse säger: O_O
Basse säger: *smirks*
Basse säger: *evil grin*
Basse säger: How many women have you had, James?
Basse säger: *grin has become satanical by now*
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Less than you D;
Basse säger: lol 
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Fine, I'm desperately lonely
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Thanks for rubbing it in
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: You fuck
Basse säger: You pretty much punched yourself in this one 
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: 
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: Haha, yeah
James | Mini Roll Monster säger: But it would have been a pretty good insult, if I actually got any

James - Hoagie
Basse - Farfar

Take care m8, good luck in the big game, eh? 

Good luck there m8, I might be back when you return to full duty

steal me a stetoscope.

Nice report 

Good luck m8 and have fun! Student parties rocks (perhaps it's because the cheap beer *rubs chin*)

Happy birthday, and go easy on that cake. Stomage pain is one reason not to be online 

Oucha!

Get well soon there m8, and "don't forget to order a pint with the food, it will always lighten the mood."

Another pub but with free trinkets?

*scratches belly*

Sounds rather interesting actually. Also time-typical. The thought that strikes me when reading this, is "Why haven't anyone thought about it before?"
 
I'll vote in favor for this idea.

*signed in thick handwriting*

Farfar.

I'm back in UO. Now there's only the imprisonment left

'Lo!

I guess there was some time since I was seen in Cove, due to my imprisonment, but now I have another thief of time on me.

I attended a LAN last week (was like ages since I was at one last time) And a bloke in the LAN, visited a hacker team site, known as forscham or something, without any firewall. These hackers has some enemies of their own, so KAZAAM!  and all computers got a mastervirus, the worst virus I've ever seen, The background turned into a biohazard sign, saying "you're computer has been infected" and it took over the admin, erased much of the start-folder and "command [CMD]" could not be opened.
   
Conveniently (without any internet con, now), alot of antispyware appeared on the desktop, pleading to be run every two minutes (like 4 programs). We all decided that the best thing to do, was to nuke our computers. Thus, Ultima Online, among many other programs, went into the grave, along with the most crucial software...

My wireless network cards software. A wireless network card, that I had been given by a friend about 2 years ago. I don't have the software to it, which means nI don't have an internet connection. I have to buy a new wireless network card from the computer store, which, of course, is closed for the vacations.

This means, my friends, that it will take even MORE time until I'm back in Cove.

I'm working on it.

*Signed with thick handwriting*

Farfar.

I suppose I'm a new face to ye, So, Hello!

[OOC] Haha!    [OOC]