Police Fitness

[Hoagie]

Fantastic! Good job.

[Escaflowne -V-]

Congrats baby

[Graem Carcer]

Thanks for the congratulations guys, all I have to do now is get my eyes checked out and be checked out by a doctor, and I'll be given my training dates and invitation to join the Special Constabulary!

As for you Mr. Jones, I think my first move may well be to transfer to Bedfordshire, so I can keep an eye on you! 

[Gregor Eason]

Good going man!
Fitness can be very deceiving; people can look in good shape but have sod all to back it up.

Ah well. One step closer to Special Constable! And getting those kinky kinky handcuffs.. meow.. 

[Graem Carcer]

I read a post on a Specials forum I posted on that the new non-link cuffs they have are purposefully slightly uncomfortable, and therefor unsuitable for uniformed bedroom roleplay! (No that's not why they're made uncomfortable!  )

...Sorry Rach

Then again, I imagine people wishing to be restrained, ahem, 'during'  , must surely wish to expect a degree of discomfort? 

That said, there's always the baton... 

But I doubt the CS spray has much use in the bedroom 

[Hoagie]

But I doubt the CS spray has much use in the bedroom 

Must... make... joke...

Not... appropriate...

Brain... hurting...

[Graem Carcer]

Go on! Do it! Do it! (I don't know what it is so do it!)

[Takeamada]

Yay!! Congratulations man!!  We knew you could do it!!!  Now about those parking tickets?

[Graem Carcer]

Yay!! Congratulations man!!  We knew you could do it!!!  Now about those parking tickets?

Speak to a Traffic Warden matey, not the Police

[Garak Nightchill]

Congrats!

We never had a fitness test in strathclyde but imho we should have.  During our first day of Officer Safety Training (i.e hitting people and avoiding being hit) we had a run outside and people were seriously near collapse during one lap of the complex (about 0.5 miles, the fitness 1.5 miles is 3 laps of the complex).  I was fine thankfully and am much fitter now than I was then.  It's always easier doing a fitness test than training. 

The non-link cuffs are indeed pretty impractical for 'recreational' use.  If you decide to 'dabble', double-check you know where the key is beforehand. 

Re CS spray, be prepared to have it tested on yourself in controlled circumstances during training.  I made the mistake of  thinking "How bad can this be?" and tried to take a deep breath of the stuff...  not nice.

 

[Escaflowne -V-]

As for you Mr. Jones, I think my first move may well be to transfer to Bedfordshire, so I can keep an eye on you! 

You gotta catch me first!

[Gregor Eason]

Congrats!

We never had a fitness test in strathclyde but imho we should have.  During our first day of Officer Safety Training (i.e hitting people and avoiding being hit) we had a run outside and people were seriously near collapse during one lap of the complex (about 0.5 miles, the fitness 1.5 miles is 3 laps of the complex).  I was fine thankfully and am much fitter now than I was then.  It's always easier doing a fitness test than training. 

The non-link cuffs are indeed pretty impractical for 'recreational' use.  If you decide to 'dabble', double-check you know where the key is beforehand. 

Re CS spray, be prepared to have it tested on yourself in controlled circumstances during training.  I made the mistake of  thinking "How bad can this be?" and tried to take a deep breath of the stuff...  not nice.

 

Or you can always get those nice fluffy handcuffs from Ann Summers :O