The Covetowne Gazette; So Much Better Than The Morning PosteBy picking up this paper you have agreed to pay 25 crowns to Linaeus Blackwind the next time you see him. Artistic license assumed with all sketches; believe at your own risk. The Gazette is not responsible for emotional, physical, or financial harm inflicted by the reading, posession, or, in rare cases, burning of this pamphlet.Cove's Economy Climbs Back Out Of Solen HoleCove's Economy has, due in part to the actions of the Covian Mercenary Company, made an astonishing comeback. Sources have stated that, astoundingly, the notorious economy killer Torrak Keres has been involved in a large portion of these actions, and even led a few of them.
"I bet he's keeping more than his equal share of the gold." muttered one citizen.
Missions the Mercenaries have embarked on this week include several forays into the Orc Fort, a handful of trainings, and countless patrols. The army's coffers have begun to fill once more, leveling out at just over sixty thousands.
It Hasnt Snowed Yet - Why?
"I wish it would snow, I love the snow so much." said one small child, lamenting the conspicuous absense of snow thusfar this Avamass season.
"I hate the snow. It makes traveling so difficult." said one selfish old man, who obviously doesnt believe in Father Avamass and likely only got coal when he was a child.
"I blame Keres." said a more sensible man.
Although it is unknown why it hasnt snowed yet, some have speculated that it is the Guardian's doing. Obviously, they say, the lack of snow is a devious plot by the Guardian to make us all miserable. Another theory is that Avatar is seeking to punish Torrak Keres, who is from a colder climate and would likely enjoy the snow. The Church could not be reached for comment on this matter.
Kas Valentine Is Alive"Damn." said one
Guardsman Mercenary.
"He was missing...?" inquired another.
Although his whereabouts during his lengthy absense are unknown, by the looks of him he spent at least a portion of that time in the custody of the Yewish Militia - those Loyalist fiends. His face, normally not a hideous mass of bruises, has been reduced to a pulp.
Kas Valentine - Severly Bludgeoned But Alive.
- Linaeus C. Blackwind, Reporter, Writer, Editor, Publisher, Distributor, Proprietor
The Covetown Gazette(OOC Note: The names in the journals in screenshots are not IC knowledge under any circumstances. This newspaper is liberally tossed about on the ground and front steps throughout town the morning after it is printed, and the stories in it are IC information. The names mentioned -in the text- may be treated as IC information.)
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