The Covetowne Gazette; Because This Just Cant WaitBy picking up this paper you have agreed to pay 25 crowns to Linaeus Blackwind the next time you see him. Artistic license assumed with all sketches; believe at your own risk. The Gazette is not responsible for emotional, physical, or financial harm inflicted by the reading, posession, or, in rare cases, burning of this pamphlet. Breaking News: Covetowne Gazette Causes Snowfall Not two days after the publishing of an article questioning the absense of snowfall this Avamass season, it would appear a sizeable snowstorm has blown in! While it hasnt succeeded in completely covering the area, almost all forested areas are knee-deep in the tiny, fluffy, whiteish bits of ice.
The Covetowne Gazette; It Snows Because We Ask It To.- Linaeus C. Blackwind, Reporter, Writer, Editor, Publisher, Distributor, Proprietor, Weatherman
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