What: Destroying some rubbish Wytchifact
When: Wee hours of the morning
Why: Churchie said soWhere: The Dungeon of Fire
Led by: Torrak Keres
Attended by: Marcus Kobra, Mercenary
Kas Valentine,
Gollum Veteran Mercenary
Kathrine, Mercenary Recruit
Suh we was standin' around and the churchie came walkin' up, and I tell him about the staff and sickle nay burning. He said 'ah better do somethin' about it, so I rallied the men up and we headed off for the Dungeon of Fire.
We fumbled around in the dark, daringly climbed across a rope (one rope.) bridge, scaled a cliff, hopped a lava pit, plowed through an army of efreets, smashed a horse with flaming hooves and a burnin' mane, then wrestled the staff from Kas's grip and did away with the vile thing!
At one point we stumbled upon some fire wytches. They tried to take the staff, but we gave 'em 'ah good thrashing....then 'ah remembered the instructions sayin' to nay let it anywhere near them, so weh made 'ah tactical retreat.
After we'd seen to th'thing bein' incinerated, weh casualleh wandared out o'the cave, carvin' 'ah bloody swathe as usual.
Note to command; Navigation training may be necessary.
Things smashed;
- 8 Fire Wytches
- 20 Fire Elementals
- 1 Efreet
- 1 Fire Steed
- 10 Hellcats
- 3 Hellhounds
- A Solid Stone Wall
- Keres' Sense Of Direction
- That Damn Staff
Things learned;
- Fire Dungeon Is Hot
- A Rope Does Not A Bridge Make
- Kas cant fight while holding a stick.
- Kas cant fight while not holding a stick.
- Kas likes shiney staffs.
- Navigating in a dark, twisting cave is rubbish.
*signed sloppily*
Torrak Keres, Smasher Of Wytchifacts, Mercenary
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