BY BARONIAL ORDER
To fulfil our duty as stewards of the North, we require a town hall for council meetings.
REQUIRED* A plot of land.
* Space to accommodate a table with a luxurious chair, a non-luxurious but still comfortable chair, and three regular chairs.
* The Baron's chair should be subtly elevated above the others.
* Luxurious and comfortable chairs should have their backs to the wall. The other chairs should have their backs to large windows.
* Seating for honoured guests.
* Standing room for security details and general onlookers.
* Good acoustics for booing.
Any citizens assisting in the construction of the new Town Hall will be generously rewarded.
*Signed,*Hoagie, Captain
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