Hear ye, hear ye!
The Holy alliance of Cove and Yew set forth in force to take on evil under the command of Besieger Robert 'Cheery Bob' Tripps , travelling deep into the jungles of Ilshenar, effortlessly vanquishing all foes before them! The mistress of evil did appear, a titanic temptress which tested the pure hearts of all guardsmen! It was by all accounts, the biggest harlot seen since... *several names are written and redacted*.
The fighting lasted for several hours which included a bandage and refreshments break, until the beast was eventually distracted by Captain Morana and brought down. The Alliance marches on, unstoppable!
COVIAN RANKS SWELL!
Formerly exiled Watchman Tingleith returns to Cove, paying a fine and facing a demotion for desertion, disorderly conduct, and poor fashion taste! Cove eagerly awaits her next demotion and act of gross offence! In tow was new recruit and elf, Saerndir.
To combat the influx of elvish refugees to Cove, the Church is expanding the Templi Order and seeking all those faithful and righteous to take the Cross! Many have already flocked to the cause!
VESPER OFFER FRESH INSULTS!
Does Vesperian insolence know no bounds? How much more provocation can the peaceful city of Cove take? Not content with false treaties, impeding the Baron's progress, and failure to punish heretical elves and Orcs, Vesperians encroach on Covian lands to unleash all manner of foul beasts in the name of buried treasure! Only the swift intervention of the ever alert Covian Army prevented disaster as terrified citizens fled in droves!WILL THE VESPERIANS EVER BE BROUGHT TO HEEL?
WHO WILL DESERT NEXT?
HOW MANY HERETICS WILL BURN?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE COVETOWNE GAZETTE! COVE'S MOST THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED NEWS SOURCE 
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