Recruit Returns

[Vandrick]

*stumbles up to the board looking sleepy yet well, gripping a piece of paper in his hand, studies the paper and nodding pins it to the wall*

Everyone, I 'ave been awah fer some time now, meybe say forty days, but i be back now, har har, and one cadet cadre away from promotion, or so i seem ter remember..har har, just a not ter tell you all.

Signed: Guardsman Recruit Vandrick